Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were about to chime in, but looking at Uncle Jiu's dark face, they quickly covered their mouths and kept silent, but they nodded repeatedly.
The heart of gossip is timeless.
Uncle Jiu looked at his three apprentices and frowned. Actually...
He also wanted to hear it. Since the three disciples were so cooperative, he would reluctantly agree.
Uncle Jiu withdrew his hand and said with a determined old boy look on his face:
"Then tell me!"
The female ghost Xiaoli's surprised voice came out from the jar, and she said with joy:
"Yeah, that's what the little lady said."
"When the little girl was still alive, my father betrothed the little girl to a man he didn't know. At first, the little girl was very resistant, but this is how women of this era lived.
My mother also told the little girl a story about how they fell in love for a long time, and she thought it made some sense. After all, my mother and father also came through this.
However, in the end, it was learned that that man was a playboy and contracted an illness, which frightened the little girl. If she really married him, her life would be ruined.
Finally, on the night before the wedding, the little girl made a cruel decision. Rather than die of illness and slovenly in bed, knowing that she was going to die in bed, it would be better to die early and beautiful.
But little girls love beauty. Hanging them will leave scars on their necks, stabbing them to death will leave scars on their bodies, drowning will make them swollen, which is too ugly, and setting fire to death will be even scarier...
So I thought of a perfect way to die. Hold your breath and suffocate yourself to death. In that case, even if you die, your body will not leave any scars.
I didn’t expect that I actually did it, I held my breath to death, but the feeling was really too painful!”
As the female ghost Xiaoli spoke, she became a little excited and a little proud, and continued:
"Later I went to the underworld and the judge examined the cause of my death. He was shocked and said that I was the first person to hold his breath to death, and that no one without great perseverance could do it.
The judge also valued the little girl very much and wanted her to work as a civil servant in the underworld instead of being reincarnated. However, the little girl felt that it would be more comfortable to live a carefree life. When she was alive, she was restricted by various restrictions. After she died, she still had to work and was restricted.
, that’s too miserable.
The little girl asked the judge if she could hold her breath back after she died, so that her soul could be dispersed."
"What do you think the judge said?"
"The judge's face was originally dark, but the little girl was frightened and she thought she said something wrong.
Unexpectedly, the judge sighed quietly and asked the little girl to go down first, saying that the little girl was not suitable for immediate reincarnation. The obsession of a person with great perseverance was too strong. Even if she was reincarnated, she would eventually return to the underworld to report, which would increase the work for the underworld.
burden.
Then the little girl wandered in the underworld without any relatives or friends. Uncle Jiu, did you know?
At that time, the little girl wished so much that someone could accompany me. However, there were many ghosts in the underworld who fell in love with the little girl. However, the little girl knew that they thought she had something to do with the judge and wanted to use her.
My identity is to please the judge."
"I'm not stupid, I definitely don't want to.
Moreover, they all look so ugly. They are either as black as a dead person or as white as a dead person. I don’t want them.
Until the Ghost Festival of the Ghost Festival a few days ago, I came to Renjia Town and finally saw Uncle Jiu.
Uncle Jiu, you don’t know how stylish you are. When the little girl saw you for the first time, she was attracted by the boyish aura emanating from your body...
You are nothing like those black and white ugly things, and you also saved the little girl, who would not marry unless you!
My mother said, we must fight for it!"
"..."
The more the female ghost Xiaoli talked, the more passionate she became, and she couldn't stop the rhythm at all.
Among the four people, including Uncle Jiu, Xu Ce, Qiu Sheng, Wencai, and master and apprentice, all of them except Uncle Jiu listened with great interest, especially when the female ghost Xiaoli said that she held her breath to death, the look on her face
Not to mention how beautiful his expression is.
Damn, you have such great perseverance, can you really do this kind of operation?
Even if he heard the female ghost Xiaoli say this with his own ears, Xu Ce had the feeling that she was bragging.
Under normal circumstances, it is completely impossible! When a person is holding his breath, the oxygen in the body is gradually consumed, and the concentration of carbon dioxide gradually rises. After reaching a certain level, the brain is deprived of oxygen and consciousness gradually becomes blurred.
At this time, thoughts no longer work. The central nervous system receives stimulation from ions such as H ions and bicarbonate ions in the blood, and automatically increases, deepens, and speeds up the breathing frequency, and then comes alive again.
Of course, this refers to healthy people. If you are sick, don’t try it. It is still very dangerous.
This female ghost Xiaoli is so young, she should be in the category of not sick.
Also, the female ghost Xiaoli said that when she saw Uncle Jiu for the first time, she was attracted by the strong smell of boy chicken emanating from Uncle Jiu's body. This sounds so bad that it doesn't feel like it's a compliment. It's so strong.
The derogatory meaning.
In particular, the female ghost Xiaoli's tone of voice sounded like she had found a treasure...
In short, Uncle Jiu was extremely embarrassed, Xu Ce secretly laughed, and Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai almost couldn't hold back their laughter.
In addition, from these words, I can tell that this female ghost Xiaoli is someone the judge values and is very talented. However, she is a little heartless and is currently in the stage of being left alone.
If you calm down, you will definitely be able to find a good job when you return to the underworld.
It's no wonder that the female ghost Xiaoli knows the magic skills practiced by ghosts. She probably got them from the underworld officials.
If Uncle Jiu is in love with the female ghost Xiaoli, he can be regarded as a wealthy person with official background. If Uncle Jiu really goes to work in the underworld, his position will be improved several levels.
Ahem, why do you always think about Uncle Jiu going to work in the underworld?
In the final analysis, the female ghost Xiaoli's words still sum up a powerful message, that is, she is still a young child, just like Uncle Jiu.
Very well matched.
"Okay, stop it! I already know your situation, please be quiet now, Pindao is going to rest!"
Uncle Jiu was in a very complicated mood, and he had some understanding of this Xiaoli.
However, there were Xu Ce and three others standing beside him. Even if Uncle Jiu had the intention to release the female ghost Xiaoli, he couldn't keep his face off.
He turned around and walked inside. He just wanted to be quiet now and think about how to solve this problem.
This female ghost Xiaoli seems to be relying on him, and if she sends people back to the underworld, she has a background and can put aside her worries about anything happening.
With this aunt's virtue, if she didn't bully others, she would probably have to burn incense.
Besides, since Uncle Jiu advanced to the Foundation Establishment Realm, his heart has moved a little. We are all men. Who doesn’t have those thoughts? It’s just to see who pretends to be more serious.
In the past forty years, Uncle Jiu has done very well and is an absolute god-level ninja. The days when he gets up in the middle of the night to change his pants, eh, forget about it...