However, although these two guys are not professional, they can still fool laymen with this trick.
Xiaoyue shouted:
"Sword up!"
The mahogany sword that had been placed on the altar in advance was thrown away by Ah Xing's "accompaniment" and fell into Xiaoyue's hands gracefully.
Xiaoyue started the step that Xu Ce couldn't understand the most, why he had to keep jumping and wandering around when opening a forum.
"The roof is covered with snowflakes! The old trees are packed with roots! The Guanyin is sitting on the lotus! Chang'e is flying to the moon..."
Then Xu Ce almost couldn't help laughing. What kind of formula is this? The old tree is entwined with roots, and the Guanyin is sitting on the lotus. It's easy to make people think wrong!
As for Chang'e flying to the moon, what the hell is that?
Then Xu Ce heard Xiaoyue whisper again:
"Senior brother, recite the Soul Sutra quickly!"
Ah Xing was confused on the spot. What was the Soul-Returning Sutra? Why didn't he know there was such a sutra?
He turned to look at Xiaoyue and said confusedly:
"Junior sister, are you sure we have read the Soul-Returning Sutra? Is there really a Soul-Returning Sutra?"
Xiaoyue looked annoyed, why are you so stupid? She lowered her voice and said angrily:
"You're so stupid, you made it up yourself!"
Ah Xing, who was not stupid yet, immediately reacted, then clasped his hands together, crouched, and screamed as if something was wrong:
“@#￥#@#￥%#￥@#&……*&……”
Anyway, as long as no one understands it, the important thing is to have the drawling tone.
As Uncle Zhao was a bit far away, and there were many trees nearby, the sound of the leaves rustling in the wind was quite loud. Xiaoyue and Ah Xing's whispers were not heard, and they did not jump immediately.
However, Xu Ce and Ye Qian have good hearing, so they listened clearly.
Xu Ce suppressed his smile and remained calm.
And Ye Qian can easily control her emotions. Now she finally understands that the smelly Taoist priest deliberately didn't take action first just to see the jokes of those two little liars.
That being said, it’s really interesting!
Moreover, at this time, Ye Qian had already noticed that the ghost in the winery, which was originally in a deep sleep state, had woken up and was slowly drifting towards them.
It was fun to watch.
"Knocking on the door of hell!"
Xiaoyue shouted loudly, and Ah Xing stomped on the ground with a bang, as if he was really knocking on the door.
"Tell all the grievances in your heart! Then knock on the door of hell again!"
Ah Xing continued to stamp his feet.
"Three knocks on the gate of hell!"
Ah Xing is prostrate on the ground and kowtows.
"Keep going!"
When Xiaoyue said this, she immediately covered her mouth and accidentally let it slip.
Ah Xing's expression was stagnant in a single game. What's going on?
While Xiao Yue was annoyed, she glared at Ah Xing fiercely. This senior brother usually has a very bright mind, especially when he saw a good-looking girl, who was so clever, but missed the mark at the critical moment.
Xiao Yue tried her best to wink at Ah Xing, but still failed to understand.
With no other choice, Xiaoyue had no choice but to use the simplest and crudest method, silently saying in her heart, Senior brother, if I hurt you, don't blame her, it's all for money!
Then, Xiaoyue suddenly grasped the mahogany sword in her hand and stabbed it towards Ah Xing's foot.
Caught off guard, Ah Xing screamed in pain and kept jumping on the spot.
"Upper body!"
Xiaoyue shouted again.
The pain seemed to clear up Asing's mind, and he suddenly understood what Xiaoyue meant, but it really hurt.
Ye Qian looked at this scene and couldn't help but pull Xu Ce's clothes, and said via magic:
"Stinky Taoist priests, you people in this world, these tricks are really pretty."
Xu Ce glanced at Ye Qian out of the corner of his eye and said angrily:
"It looks good, so just watch it closely. More exciting things will come soon."
"Is there anything more exciting?"
"uh-huh!"
Xiao Yue and A Xing are still continuing her performance. The two guys have no idea that the knowledgeable foreigners in their hearts have not only seen through everything, but also deliberately watched their good show, with the intention of gloating about their misfortune.
Bad luck.
"Who is here! Tell me your name!"
Xiaoyue waved her sword and questioned.
Ah Xing dances with his hands and feet, on the one hand, to relieve the pain of being stabbed by the peach wood sword on the instep of his feet during the dance, and on the other hand, he vividly expresses the essence of the master dance.
"Li's Xiaohong!"
Ah Xing raised his voice and pretended to be a female voice, but this male duck's voice sounded so unpleasant.
"Why does the ghost linger and haunt me so hard?"
Xiaoyue asked again.
Ah Xing's mind stopped again. This is a problem. He jumped in front of Xiaoyue and lowered his voice:
"I don't know how to answer?"
Xiao Yue secretly rolled her eyes, this Senior Brother A Xing is a pig, just make it up as you like! But at this time, Uncle Zhao had already stood up nervously and was staring at them.
Xiaoyue had an idea and said:
"If you have something to hide, don't be afraid, just tell us!"
"I can't explain it. How about you come up with some questions?"
Xiaoyue was very depressed, okay, just answer the questions.
"Ms. Li, do you have any grievances?"
Just when Ah Xing was about to reply, he suddenly froze and stopped dancing because he saw a female ghost wearing red clothes and long hair shawl appearing behind Xiao Yue.
, appeared floating in the air, with blood dripping from the eye sockets towards the ground, which was very scary.
At this time, Xiaoyue was pretending to be a goddess, with her eyes closed, and the female ghost that appeared was behind her, but she didn't see it, nor did she notice that A Xing was so frightened that her expression was frozen.
"Yeah, I died so miserably..."
The female ghost's voice was erratic.
Xiaoyue hadn't realized that something was wrong, but she was still thinking to herself, Senior Brother A Xing is pretty good, he pretends to have a similar voice, it's rare for him to become smarter.
"Then you are not willing to die?"
"Not willing..."
"Okay, then tell me your life experience."
"If I tell you, you won't believe it... I have lost my virginity to Uncle Zhao since I was twelve years old."
"Beast!"
"My parents came to argue with him, so he killed them all and took possession of me for a long time."
"Inhumane!"
"When I was fifteen, he had a new love and planned to find someone else to take his turn with me."
"Damn it, you are simply not human!"
"He also falsely accused me of committing adultery with others and beat me to death on the pretext. I died so miserably..."
After hearing this, Xiaoyue felt something was wrong, and couldn't help but murmured:
"Senior Brother Axing, aren't you making things up a bit too far? Only a ghost would believe you!"
At this time, Uncle Zhao was completely frightened. He was trembling and kept moving back. His legs were trembling, and he was so frightened that he had no strength.
Didn't move half a meter away.
Xu Ce and Ye Qian looked at each other, both extremely angry. They stared at the trembling Uncle Zhao with cold eyes. This kind of person should be cut into pieces! How abominable!