Ah Wei suddenly felt like he had fallen into a trap, but at this time, let alone a trap, even if it was a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, as long as he could survive, he had to bite the bullet and jump into it.
"Seriously, a hundred times seriously, how dare I deceive the Taoist Priest."
Xu Ce nodded with satisfaction. He finally got a chance to rip off his money and couldn't just let it go.
"By the way, since Captain Ah Wei is so sincere.
Well, I still have a small request, that is, if there are enough drinks, can it be done?"
"Okay, okay, no problem."
Xu Ce continued slowly:
"Well, I have one last request."
Ah Wei's forehead is dripping with sweat. Can't he finish his words at once?
It's like the cassette is stuck, it's so scary.
"Taoist Master Xu Ce, I promise you will be satisfied."
Ah Wei said quickly.
"Okay, but that's what you said.
My last request is actually very simple.
Captain Ah Wei, I know you like Miss Ren, but you are his cousin and you are relatives.
Relatives are not relatives, do you understand?
Otherwise, the child will be born without a butthole, do you understand?"
Xu Ce said calmly, not at all anxious to teach Awei about the disadvantages of incest marriage to future generations.
Ah Wei had no intention of listening to these words at this time. He was always paying attention to every move of the pickled fish zombie. In the end, he couldn't help but interrupted Xu Ce.
"Taoist Master Xu Ce, what do you want to say? Can you just say it directly, zombie..."
"Well, okay, since Captain Awei is so upright, I should be upright too.
The Taoist Priest and Ms. Ren fell in love with each other. They met late in life and fell in love at first sight. They were childhood sweethearts.
So, do you understand!"
Awei bared his teeth, but I could still hear what he said in front of me, but were the words behind him human?
How long have Xu Ce and Ren Tingting known each other? They are childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts. They have said such shameless words.
However, his life can be said to be in Xu Ce's hands, and he can only accept it when he calls a donkey a horse.
Ah Wei nodded with deep understanding, his attitude was very upright, he flattered sincerely, and said with very skillful flattery skills:
"Taoist Master Xu Ce is right. For a girl as outstanding as my cousin, only Taoist priest can be worthy of her.
For the sake of my next generation, I will firmly resist incest marriage.
Taoist Master Xu Ce’s words made me better than ten years of studying.
I agreed. From now on, my cousin will be my cousin and I will never have any evil thoughts towards my cousin again.
Taoist Xu Ce, do you want to save me?"
Not to mention, it felt really good to be flattered, and Xu Ce was just about to say a few words of emotion.
Just then, there was a sharp meow.
"aim"!
No, it was a scream.
The Pickled Fish Zombie seemed to have studied cats enough, and its sharp long nails as black as ink pierced the cat's body in one go.
Immediately afterwards, the pickled fish zombie took a bite.
The cat's body, which was still twitching, immediately stopped moving.
You can also see the blood stains hanging from the corners of the pickled fish zombie's mouth. At this moment, under the light of the fire, it looks even more ferocious and terrifying.
Ah Wei was almost scared out of his mind. Now he knew how the two holes in the pickled fish servant's neck came about, but it was a bit too late.
The fact that his uncle is a zombie is a certainty!
Ah Wei pressed his back against the iron bars of the cell and kept leaning back. Now he wished he could turn into a thin bamboo pole and shrink directly into the cell.
In the entire prison, only Xu Ce's cell was safe.
As for getting the keys back, Ah Wei doesn't dare to think about it now.
There is absolutely no comparison between a zombie without blood and a zombie with blood.
Even if the first blood of the pickled fish zombie is cat blood, it is still blood.
The pickled fish zombie scratched its neck, and the wound on its neck began to recover strangely at this moment, and the wound healed rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The pickled fish zombie felt the benefits brought by the blood. Although it disliked the smell of Ah Wei, it could still eat it, so it reluctantly jumped towards Ah Wei with its neck stiffened.
Ah Wei was so frightened that he completely lost his courage to circle around again after the pickled fish zombie killed the cat in one bite. He shouted in panic,
"Xu Ce, help!"
Xu Ce got what he wanted. Although it could only be regarded as a promise for the time being, it didn't matter. With Ah Wei's courage, he wouldn't dare not honor it.
Otherwise, haha, Xu Ce is not a good-tempered person, and he will violently collect money at worst.
"Don't panic!"
Xu Ce said lightly, clasped his hands into a Taoist seal, spit out the Taoist formula from his mouth, and kept stamping the ground with one heel as if he was convulsed.
That's right, such an unsightly Maoshan technique is only the technique of inviting gods to the upper body!
Seeing Xu Ce stamping his feet, he felt as if he was having a seizure. However, Ah Wei looked so tall at this moment. He must have an awesome magic to have such an awesome posture.
Ah Wei seemed to see hope, his eyes flickering back and forth to the pickled fish servant Ding and Xu Ce who were approaching.
"The sky and the earth are infinite, the universe is borrowed from the law, the Supreme Lord is as urgent as the law!
Marshal Tianpeng, upper body!"
When the art of inviting gods to the upper body was about to be completed, Xu Ce made a random remark, so that he could appear superior, otherwise he would just invite "gods" in silence, which would look so fake.
Ah Wei witnessed with his own eyes that Xu Ce's figure suddenly became "burly" and his whole figure was lifted up a bit, and he was suddenly pleasantly surprised.
There is help!
However, in retrospect, what Taoist Xu Ce said just now seems to be a bit wrong.
Although he could not understand the Chinese mythological novel Journey to the West, he heard that Mr. Shu had told it about it.
Taishang Laojun and Tianpeng Marshal Brother Zhu seem to be not related. How come they are connected together from the mouth of Taoist Xu Ce?
Thinking that Xu Ce was a member of the Taoist sect, Awei seemed to have grasped something important at once. He seemed to know the unknown secret in the myth.
Wan Qiu, will I save my life this time, but will have to be silenced by the gods in the end...
Xu Ce could not have imagined that what he said blindly made Awei think a lot.
As for why Xu Ce chose Marshal Tianpeng for his upper body, haha, Marshal Tianpeng is fat. Fat people are more powerful. Strength is equal to mass times acceleration. Xu Ce is a science student, so this is the thinking of a science man. It's okay and there is nothing wrong with it.
Marshal Tianpeng showed up and did not disappoint Xu Ce.
Xu Ce grasped the iron railing with both hands and jerked away. The originally unshakable steel suddenly bent.
When there was a gap in the bend that a person could slip through, Awei rushed in hastily.
[Author's digression]: This is the 4th update, please give me some money.