In the small forest, the yellow leaves of the trees fell with the wind, all over the ground, and a wooden stick as thick as a thumb lay quietly among the fallen leaves.
Jian Zhen woke up from his sleep. A breeze blew by, and he felt a chill. He subconsciously wanted to reach out and pull the quilt.
As soon as he made a move, he was instantly stunned.
"Where is my hand?" Jian Zhen was a little dumbfounded.
Have I not woken up yet? I had a good sleep, why is my hand gone?
When I opened my hazy sleepy eyes, I didn't find my hands. When I raised my head and looked down, even my feet were gone!
All I can see is a brown stick...
"I must not have woken up yet! Don't disturb me, let me sleep for a while... I'll wake up later." Jian Zhen immediately closed his eyes, trying to force himself to fall asleep again, but the little heart failed.
It was beating unsatisfactorily.
A few minutes later, he opened his eyes again, and the scene in front of him did not change at all. He still only saw a brown stick...
"What's going on? Did I have a nightmare and am I still in it?" he couldn't help but think.
At this moment, a purple light suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.
Jian Zhen's eyes widened as he watched the purple light slowly disperse and turn into small words.
[The system starts to activate...]
[Host: Jianzhen, confirmation completed!]
[Scanning the host's physical condition, please wait...]
[Bah! The host is detected to be non-human, does not meet the binding target of this system, is not qualified to bind to this system, and is being forcibly released...]
"Wacha, who are you? How dare you say that I'm not a human being?" Jian Zhen was stunned for a second and then became anxious.
As for things like the system, he has read thousands of online articles, so he is naturally very familiar with it.
This is definitely a good thing that can help you get promoted and raise your salary, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!
As long as it is not a salted fish, even a dog, after getting the system, it can immediately transform into an invincible protagonist!
However, the system now wants to forcefully cancel it...
"Hey, brother, you can't be like this!" Jian Zhen suddenly panicked.
Regardless of the system's definition of him as non-human, the top priority is to stabilize the system.
However, his shouting received no response, and the purple light group in front of him was constantly jumping.
[Forcibly unbinding...1%, 2%...10%!]
"I...I, although I don't know what the hell I am, I still have the dream of reaching the top of my life and defeating everything in the world!"
As if hearing his cry, the system's progress bar paused...
[Forced release failed...]
"Hahahaha, what a failure! I made you look down on me. Even if you fail, you still have to be tied to me!" Jianzhen laughed proudly.
But, the next second.
[Removal failed, the system is crashing...]
"This!" Jianzhen was stunned.
What do you mean? Would rather crash than bind me?
Are you looking down on me? Don’t I want to lose face?
Jian really wanted to jump up and shout, but he couldn't move.
The system's purple light gradually condensed into a ball and turned into a purple bead, rolling to the side.
The next moment, a muddy little hand picked up the bead and asked curiously: "Hey, what is this?"
Jian Zhen didn't notice the little hand, his eyes were attracted by the purple light that lit up again.
"What's going on? Are you back in the system?" Jianzhen was ecstatic.
[Ding! The backup system is activated, and the wooden sword host is welcome to use it! 】
[Host: Jian Zhen]
[Ontological realm: crude wooden sword] (Now you can only be regarded as a stick at most!)
[Body level: None] (Hey, little whiteboard!)
[Cultivation realm: None] (Hey, little whiteboard!)
[Mind Method: None] (Hey, I don’t know anything!)
[System Points: 0]
A series of nonsense, coupled with inexplicable complaints, Jianzhen was stunned for a while...
But what he cares most about is the column of the main body, which has a few big words "Rough Wooden Sword" written on it!
"Help, I turned into a sword!"
"Heaven, earth, Buddha, who can come and save me!"
"I don't want to turn into this kind of ghost. I'm a human being. I haven't enjoyed life enough yet. Why did I turn into a sword?"
Jian Zhen burst into tears and howled loudly.
When people travel through time, they all turn into handsome young men, and all kinds of fox demons and cute girls come over to them one after another, reaching the pinnacle of life in minutes!
But as for him, not only did he lose his body, but he was also so miserable... It turned out to be a wooden sword!
Thinking of this, Jian Zhen opened his eyes, raised his head, and saw his own body.
A brown stick...
At this moment, Jian Zhen felt like crying.
I am indeed a stick...
People, oh no, when the sword is sad, the sky seems to become dark.
Dark clouds quickly enveloped him. As soon as Jian Zhen raised his eyes, a mountain-like hand came over and grabbed it.
"You...don't come over!" A crisp voice sounded, full of fear.
When Jian Zhen heard this voice, he knew it belonged to a little girl, but who was "you"?
Who is bullying the little girl?
He was thinking this, but before he could see clearly, his eyes suddenly started to spin.
"Ahhh!" the little girl let out a long scream.
Jian Zhen only felt that he was being held by a small hand, waving in one direction constantly, up and down, left and right, BABA...
As he swung the sword, he felt like he had hit something. It was slippery and smelly, as if he had hit something.
"Grrrr!"
The scream of a rooster sounded, and for a moment it drowned out the little girl's scream.
Only then did Jian Zhen recover from the spinning discomfort. When he opened his eyes, he found that his head was facing the mouth of a big rooster.
The rooster was huge, with a red comb, and a hint of murderous intent in its eyes. It was already extremely angry.
When Kenma saw it, the big cock seemed to be getting ready.
The next moment, I saw it waving its wings violently, rushing over with a clatter, and pecked Kenshin's face with its pointed iron beak.
"Ah! I'm going to die!" Jian Zhen was frightened and quickly closed his eyes.
The next moment, his body shook.
With two "snap" sounds, the sword hit the big rooster's wings and crown, knocking the big rooster upside down.
"Cock-clack!" the big rooster screamed loudly.
"Hahaha, look how dare you chase me!" The little girl's voice appeared again, as if she had returned from victory and was extremely proud.
Jian Zhen opened his eyes again and saw that the big rooster had fled, and there were chicken feathers all around.
"What am I doing? Did I beat a chicken away? Why am I a little happy?"
Jian Zhen was completely lost in thought.
At this moment, the little girl's voice came next to her: "Hee hee, I knocked the big cock away! Go home!"
After saying this, Jian Zhen was spinning again and fell to the ground with a clatter.
That little girl seemed to have abandoned him...
[Author's digression]: Newcomer, first time reading in the tower, please support o(╥﹏╥)o