On the way home, Lu Xiaoyue had lost interest in the shops next to her, and was thinking about going back quickly.
Of course Jian Zhen has the same idea, he can't wait to get home as soon as possible and then try to see how big he can become.
They walked quickly along, and as they walked, they suddenly heard a loud gong.
"Clang!"
Then someone was heard shouting.
"Don't miss it if you're passing by! Take a look and you won't be at a loss; take a look and you won't be fooled!"
"The sharpest sword in the world and the best armor in the world. If anyone can compare with one of them, I will give them both to you!"
"Everyone, come and see, come and see!"
Huge shouts resounded throughout the street.
Lu Xiaoyue ignored it, but Jian Zhen felt like laughing.
"Isn't this just a spear and a shield? How about using the spear of the son and the shield of the trap?" He said, imitating the tone of the ancients.
"Hey, what's the spear and shield?" Lu Xiaoyue asked casually after hearing Jian Zhen's words.
"Well...a fable." Jian Zhen said with a smile.
Then, he briefly told Lu Xiaoyue the story of the spear and the shield.
There was an ancient man three thousand years ago who sold both shields and spears.
He boasted about his shield, saying, "My shield is so strong that nothing can penetrate it."
He also boasted about his spear, saying, "My spear is so sharp that it can penetrate anything strong."
Someone asked him: "What will happen if you pierce your shield with your spear?"
The man was speechless and couldn't answer a word.
The moral of the story is: a shield that cannot pierce anything and a spear that can pierce everything cannot coexist in this world.
The story is simple, but the moral is far from simple.
After Lu Xiaoyue listened, she suddenly became interested.
She stopped, tilted her head and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Woodstick, let's go take a look, okay?"
"Uh...what's so interesting about this?" Jian Zhen couldn't understand, and said, "Don't you want to go home and see me getting bigger?"
The spear and the shield are stories in fables, and the one who yelled just now is probably a liar who travels around the world.
It's just self-promotion.
"I also want to use those words to expose him!" Lu Xiaoyue replied with a smile.
It turned out that I wanted to expose the liar!
Jianzhen thought for a while: Since Xiaoyue has such a sense of justice and wants to take the initiative to expose the liar, then let's cooperate.
"Okay! Let's go together." He smiled and nodded.
"Okay!" Lu Xiaoyue clapped her little hands and walked happily towards the shouts.
The sharpest sword and the best armor were really eye-catching, and soon attracted a large number of people to watch.
Lu Xiaoyue walked quickly and quickly got into the innermost position, seizing the best viewing position.
She looked up and saw a middle-aged man standing in the middle of the crowd. He was holding a gong in his left hand and a hammer in his right hand. He was hammering hard and shouting.
Behind the man, there is a tall Eight Immortals table, with a gleaming golden sword and a dark and shiny iron armor placed on it.
The sword and armor look very good, at least they look powerful.
Jian Zhen thought this was the case at first, but it wasn't until he turned on his spiritual consciousness and sensed the sword and armor that he realized that it was indeed a lie!
What kind of sword is it? It's actually just a rusty iron sword inside, with a layer of copper powder on the surface.
Baojia is even worse. The dark and shiny layer is actually black paint.
Rather than saying it is a treasure armor, it is better to say it is a lacquerware.
Jian Zhen told Lu Xiaoyue this discovery with a smile, and then she also laughed.
At this moment, the man beating the gong had stopped.
He walked to the table in a few steps, pointed to the sword in it, and said: "Fellow folks, this is what I just said, the sharpest sword in the world! You look at the golden light, you look at the blade..."
The man held the sword and introduced its advantages one by one. Every time he mentioned it, he would praise it emphatically. Even the groove on it would be said to be an ingenious design.
After talking about the sword, he picked up the armor again and praised it again.
After boasting about both treasures, Lu Xiaoyue finally couldn't help but want to stand up.
But at this moment, a voice suddenly sounded in my ears.
"You said that your sword is the sharpest in the world, and your armor is also the best in the world. What will happen if you use your sword to cut your armor?"
"Huh? Who stole your lines?" Jian Zhen touched his head, a little confused.
Lu Xiaoyue was also stunned.
Obviously I should be the one to say this, why would someone take my words away from me?
She glanced around and found that there was an extra person on the right.
It seemed like he was the one who said the above sentence first.
"Woo, that's not fun, someone stole my words!" Lu Xiaoyue pouted, looking like a baby feeling aggrieved.
She was supposed to be the one in the limelight, but unexpectedly, someone beat her to it - and cut off her hair.
"It's okay, it's okay, let's see and talk about it later!" Jian Zhen comforted him hurriedly.
When the man selling the sword heard this question, he was stunned for a while, and then suddenly cursed.
"There's something wrong! My sword, why do you want to cut my armor? Both of them are mine. If one of them is damaged, I won't be heartbroken. Go away, don't make trouble, and get away!
"
At this time, the man who asked the question was stunned.
What's going on? I'm asking you about such a serious topic, how can you curse someone?
But when he thought about it again, he suddenly felt that there seemed to be something wrong.
Why use your own sword to cut off your own armor?
Don't you usually use your own sword to cut off other people's armor, and use your own armor to block other people's swords?
If you cut yourself, isn't that a lunatic? Thinking of this, the man who asked the question instantly became stupid.
"Am I really crazy?" He lowered his head and murmured.
Jian Zhen was right next to the man who asked the question. Hearing him whisper, he almost died laughing.
It's obviously a very good question, but why do I get fooled so easily?
Unexpectedly, at this time, Lu Xiaoyue suddenly said: "Wooden stick, I think what he said makes sense? They are all your own things, and you will never chop them down no matter what, right?"
Hearing these words, Jian Zhen broke into a cold sweat.
Wasn't Xiaoyue also deceived?
Thinking of this, he quickly said: "Idiot, don't you think about it, what if his sword is taken away by others, and then used to chop his armor? Or, if his armor is stolen, he takes it
Go after them with your sword and kill them?"
"Hey, I think what you said makes sense." Lu Xiaoyue scratched her head and suddenly fell into a tangle.
"Of course! Don't fall into what that guy said..." Jianzhen couldn't help but remind him, and then said: "I'll tell you the simplest way."
"What can I do?" Lu Xiaoyue's eyes lit up.
Jian Zhen said bluntly: "Take me up there and chop off his sword and his armor... If I win, doesn't it mean that his sword and armor are useless!" After that, he secretly said
He covered his mouth and laughed.
"Hey, this is a good idea!" Lu Xiaoyue clapped her hands happily.
In fact, she doesn't have to worry about the other person at all. The wooden stick is the most powerful anyway. As long as it breaks the opponent's sword and armor, doesn't it mean that the person is a liar?