Hushan Village lives up to its name, with mountains and water. The clear waves of Lotus Lake are rippling, and the Black Wind Ridge is endless. The mountains and rivers are connected and the scenery is pleasant. I don’t know since when it has become a good place for city people to relax and play. Outside the village, Lianhua Lake
A resort has been built next to it. During the spring season, there will always be many tourists coming for an outing on the mountain lakeside.
Although Heifengling is not a famous mountain or river, it still stretches for hundreds of miles. Tourists only play at the foot of Hushan Village. They dare not go to the real mountains. Not only are the roads dangerous, but also wild animals often appear.
Lang Shuoyang was picked up by his godfather in the mountains. He named him Shuoyang because the name made the girls in the village laugh. From time to time, someone would tease him: "Shuoyang, take off your pants and let me see it."
Look, is it really that big?"
Lang Shuoyang is also nicknamed "Fire Boy" because he is often too hot to wear clothes. In the winter, others wear sweaters and shiver from the cold, but he is still wearing single clothes. His godfather is a famous doctor in eight villages in ten miles, and he can't tell.
Why is this happening? It is always said that he is born with a special talent and is different from ordinary people.
In Lang Shuoyang's family, he and his godfather were the only two people who depended on each other. The godfather had no children and said that his godmother died the year after he got him back, so the godfather still called him the little broom star.
Lang Shuoyang's main task every day is to go up the mountain to collect herbs, then go home to dry them, pound them and make powder. From the time Lang Shuoyang can remember, he has to go up the mountain almost every day, so he knows every hilltop on Heifeng Ridge behind the village.
That afternoon, when Lang Shuoyang was walking to Wangzu Slope with his back naked and a basket of medicine on his back, the sky suddenly turned cloudy. He quickened his pace and prepared to rush home before it rained.
Wangzupo used to be a mass grave, and there were many barren graves here. It is said that some of the graves were there in the Qing Dynasty, when there was no Hushan Village. Later, the village was established, and the old people in the village were buried after they died.
There are more graves here than there are residents in Hushan Village. They were named this for the sake of good luck.
Approaching the cemetery, the sky became increasingly cloudy. Lang Shuoyang did not take the path and walked through the cemetery, which was a shorter journey.
At this time, he suddenly heard a "plop" and was startled. The sound came from the cliff behind the tomb. Lang Shuoyang asked: "Who is it?" He quickly stretched his head to look. The first thing that caught his eye was a field of white flowers, but it was a person.
Pink buttocks.
A woman was squatting on the edge of the cliff and relieving herself. The sound was made when it was convenient for her.
The woman heard his voice, turned around quickly, suddenly screamed, and fell into the cliff without even raising her pants.
In a flash, Lang Shuoyang recognized this woman. She was Mrs. Lan from the village. She was widowed at the age of thirty-three this year. A few days ago, Brother Lan fell off a cliff when he went to the mountain to collect mountain goods and flattened his head.
Dead. Calculating, today should be the first seven days.
The cliff here is dozens of feet high, and the bottom is full of rocks. If Mrs. Lan falls, she has to go to see her husband! Lang Shuoyang hurried over to take a look. He was walking a little hastily and stepped on the thin feces that Mrs. Lan had just pooped. A
The somersault also collapsed, one cloth shoe flew away, and the medicine basket also flew down the cliff.
Fortunately, Lang Shuoyang was used to climbing cliffs and had developed his agility. The moment he stepped into the air, he turned around and grabbed the edge of the cliff.
At this time, Mrs. Lan's voice sounded from below: "Is it a fire kid? Help me!"
Lang Shuoyang looked down and almost lost his joy. Mrs. Lan was in such a mess. There were several crooked-neck trees growing on the cliff a few meters below his feet. Mrs. Lan happened to fall on them. Her vest was scratched several times by the branches.
The cut was exposed, and the trousers had been blown away by the wind. The trousers were hanging on the crook of the knees. She was lying on the branch of a tree with her butt stuck out, not daring to move. She was looking up at him.
Lang Shuoyang looked at the terrain and saw that there was a slope on the upper side of the cliff. Although it was not a steep cliff, the angle of the slope was very large. It was steeper than the slide in the village kindergarten. There were basically no footholds and only a few protrusions.
It had sharp edges and very shallow depressions, and was covered with moss, making it slippery. He weighed it and said, "Sister-in-law Lan, don't worry, I'll go down and carry you on my back."
It's easier said than done. Lang Shuoyang took off his other cloth shoe. His bare feet could increase the friction. He used his feet to find the crevices underneath, then slowly shrank back, and then used one hand to find the crevices.
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People say that it is easier to go up the mountain than it is to go down the mountain. It is indeed true. The eye on your butt cannot see the road, so you can only use your feet to explore it bit by bit.
It took about three to five minutes for Lang Shuoyang to descend a distance of three to four meters.
The tree on which Mrs. Lan was lying was only as thick as an arm. It kept swaying with the mountain wind, which frightened Mrs. Lan and kept screaming. Lang Shuoyang took a moment to look at her and saw only two trembling big white legs with unknown underpants.
Time is gone.
Lang Shuoyang carefully descended to another tree trunk above her head. It was really impossible to go down any further. It was as smooth as a mirror and there was no place to stay.
Lang Shuoyang lay on the tree trunk, stretched out his hand, and called Mrs. Lan who was shaking on the tree trunk: "Give me your hand!"
Mrs. Lan tremblingly arched her body and tentatively stretched out her hand, but she was only about twenty centimeters out of reach.
After trying several times but nothing worked, Mrs. Lan cried: "It doesn't matter if I die, who will take care of Xiaoshan if I leave her behind?"
Lang Shuoyang couldn't see the woman crying. He became anxious and risked his life. He said, "Sister-in-law Lan, please don't cry. Just wait for me. I can't watch you die even if I say nothing today!"
Lang Shuoyang held the tree branch with one hand and took off his baggy sweatpants with the other hand. To be honest, he really made a lot of determination to do this because he was not in the habit of wearing underwear due to the constant heat.
As soon as I took off my sweatpants, I was naked.
Mrs. Lan didn't know his intention, so she lowered her head and continued to tremble while hugging the tree trunk.
Lang Shuoyang peed some urine on his pants to make them stronger. Then he tied the two trouser legs together in a tight knot, lowered his body, let down his wet pants, and called Mrs. Lan to look up.
This time the arms and the length of the pants easily connected the two of them.
Taking advantage of Lang Shuoyang's pulling force, Lan's sister stood up tremblingly. Lang Shuoyang clamped the tree trunk with his legs, stretched out his arms to hold Lan's armpits, and with a strong force, Lan's sister was pulled up to the tree trunk he was riding.
Although Mrs. Lan came up, Lang Shuoyang's pants did not fall over for a moment and fell down and hung on the trunk of the tree where Mrs. Lan was lying just now.
He didn't have much to worry about anymore, saving people was the most important thing first. He turned around and stood up, facing the stone wall, telling Mrs. Lan to hold him up, and then lay on his back, clasping his neck with his fingers interlocked, and wrapping her legs around his waist.
, Lang Shuoyang began to climb up with difficulty. If he could climb this slope easily in a few seconds, it would be difficult to carry a person weighing more than 100 kilograms on his back. The most terrible thing is that Mrs. Lan is still shivering.
The arm holding him was shaking.
Although it was difficult, he still made it up. When he reached the edge of the cliff, Lang Shuoyang shrugged hard, put his arms on the edge of the cliff, and told Mrs. Lan to climb up along his shoulders first, and then he climbed up too. Once his body was firmly on the ground, Lang Shuoyang grew
After taking a breath, I lay on my back on the ground. Suddenly I felt something was wrong. I jumped up with a "whoosh" sound and saw that I was indeed lying on the loose feces that Mrs. Lan had just pooped.