When Lang Shuoyang figured out what the fat woman meant, he smiled and said, "Auntie, you are mistaken, I am the young master."
The woman was stunned: "I know you are the young master. If you are not the young master, why would I ask you to come here?"
"Tang Sanshao said that my mission is to make you laugh. Let me tell you a joke."
The woman laughed loudly: "You are really funny. Okay, I've laughed, let's get to the point!" After saying that, she stood up. She was about the same height as Lang Shuoyang, and her body could be broken into two of his.
Lang Shuoyang stepped back, and she stepped forward. She was forced to the corner. Lang Shuoyang suddenly felt a sense of fear. When she came closer to grab his shoulder, Lang Shuoyang suddenly punched out, and his fist sank deeply into her thigh.
In the belly, the woman's huge body flew backwards and hit the coffee table with a loud noise.
Lang Shuoyang didn't expect that he would use so much strength in a hurry. He was a famous strongman in the village. Last year, he wrestled with a young yak and broke off its horns. If he punched with all his strength, no one would be killed!
He quickly went over to help the woman.
When he saw the woman's expression, he was shocked. Was that a human being? She was actually smiling. Lang Shuoyang helped her up. She rubbed her belly and said, "It feels so good, kid, use some strength."
As he said this, he grabbed Lang Shuoyang, and the big pig-butt-like face was pressed against his face, bear it! Two big sausage-like lips kissed him, but he couldn't stand it! There was a disgusting bad breath smell to Young Master Shuoyang.
Really unable to bear it anymore, he lost control again and threw out a punch. The big body flew away again. When she got up again, she spit out two molars.
This time she was obviously unhappy. She yelled and rushed over with disheveled hair. The scene at that time was more frightening than when she met the ghost at the fisherman's shack. She gathered her posture and kicked over, and Lang Shuoyang flew out.
The girl seems to be stronger than him!
When she stretched out a pair of eagle claws to catch him, Lang Shuoyang jumped from the sofa and ran towards the door. However, this woman, despite being fat, was quite agile and rolled on the sofa like a meat roller.
He came over and grabbed his collar from behind. Lang Shuoyang escaped from his shell like a golden cicada, threw off San Shao Tang's clothes, dropped his shirt as well, and ran out of the room with his back naked.
The fat woman stood at the door and did not rush to chase him. She just shouted: "You bastard, you dare to run? Stop this guy downstairs and beat me!"
Lang Shuoyang hurriedly went downstairs and bumped into a princess. She was not comparable to that fat woman. She was lying on her back on the ground after being hit by Lang Shuoyang. When Lang Shuoyang stepped over her head, he recognized that this was not the one who was there.
Did the bus say that he was molesting Shu Ya? She also said that she was a student, but she turned out to be the princess here.
He wanted to go to Tang Sanshao's room to get his mobile phone and luggage, but was stopped by a big man. The big man didn't say anything, but rushed over and hugged Lang Shuoyang. He was extremely strong.
At this time, Xiaoxiao came over and cursed: "You don't know how to show appreciation, and you dare to hit Sister Hua. You are dead this time."
Lang Shuoyang pried off the big man's fingers hard, and with a "Gaba" sound, his fingers fell off. He seemed completely unaware, but still held Lang Shuoyang's waist tightly, tightening it tighter and tighter.
Sister Hua came down the stairs at this time, holding a thick glass ashtray in her hand, walking squarely, sneering, step by step, making the stairs tremble.
Lang Shuoyang was anxious and suddenly shouted, and with a "click", one of the big man's arms fell off. Lang Shuoyang escaped from the trap, raised his feet and ran. He ran out of the gate and ran along the street. After running across a street, he stopped.
He stopped, and the broken big man's arm was still in his hand. Why was there no blood at all? Look at the fracture, and there was black mud-like stuff flowing out, and there was a stinky smell!
Lang Shuoyang's mobile phone and luggage were all in that store, what should he do? When he was thinking about where to go, a van quietly caught up with him. The driver was Xiaoxiao, with a sneer on her lips, a very sinister smile. As soon as the door opened,
Five or six big men rushed down, armed with sticks.
These people were no longer as silent as the big man with a broken arm. They rushed towards him with roars and screams.
When Lang Shuoyang was about to argue with them, a baseball bat sealed his mouth and knocked him down with one blow. Although Lang Shuoyang was strong, he was still afraid of fighting with real swords and guns, so he did not dare to fight back.
Covering his head and squatting in the corner, enduring several big sticks hitting his body, Lang Shuoyang finally couldn't bear it anymore and hit a person in the lower abdomen. The person seemed to fly away. Then Lang Shuoyang closed his eyes and his hands were like
He was beating around like hot wheels, and heard the sounds of "Ouch" and "Oh my God" incessantly. When he opened his eyes again, there was no one in front of him. There were several people lying down about a foot away, rolling on the ground.
Lang Shuoyang turned around and left. After just a few steps, the lights behind him flickered. When he turned around, Xiaoxiao drove a car and hit him. He just felt "fooled" and flew out and fell into another car.
The car braked suddenly, and Lang Shuoyang rolled off the cover of the machine. He lay on the ground and had no strength left to look up. At this time, a pair of shoes appeared in front of him. They were women's high heels, very high heels.
Leather boots, he looked up hard, feeling that this woman's calves were so long, she must be very tall, and looking up, he saw a black short skirt, looking up... He hadn't seen what color underwear was under this short skirt.
When I was there, I felt dizzy and passed out...
When Lang Shuoyang woke up, the first thing that caught his eye was a large chandelier, a very luxurious one. The house requires a very tall frame to hang such a chandelier.
He moved his neck with difficulty. His whole body ached and his head hurt. If he moved his hands and feet again, fortunately, the bones should not be broken. Suddenly he felt something was wrong. His tentacles were slippery. When he touched them, he was naked. He ignored the pain.
I quickly sat up and found that I was not wearing anything, just covered with a very soft and thick blanket, and lying on a very wide sofa.
"Are you awake?" A voice sounded, a woman's voice, and Lang Shuoyang subconsciously wrapped the blanket tightly.
A woman came over, tall and thin, wearing a black nightgown. Lang Shuoyang looked at her face, and this woman turned out to be his cousin Lang Zixuan! Lang Zixuan's beauty is amazing, she can
It is said that she is fresh and refined. There is no princess in the Fat Women's KTV who can compare with her. It is just that her beauty has a touch of coldness, and she has an oppressive temperament that is not angry or authoritative.
Lang Shuoyang felt very embarrassed at the time. Even wearing a suit and leather shoes would make him feel ashamed in front of such a beautiful woman, not to mention that he had only a blanket covering his bare buttocks.
Lang Zixuan asked him: "Why were you chased and hit by a car?"
Lang Shuoyang briefly and concisely told the story of how he got into trouble at home, went to Liangang to look for her but couldn't find her, and mistakenly entered a karaoke bar to become a young master.
Lang Zixuan watched him intently as he finished speaking and said: "The stone tablet in Hushan Village is stained with blood, but it can't calm the ghosts, so it won't attract a large number of ghosts to go there at the same time. There is something weird among them. Maybe there are people.
He deliberately went after Zhang DaDa’s family, otherwise not everyone would be fine and only his family would be dead.”