Lang Shuoyang said: "There is no need to make any calculations. Wait until Yi Nan learns how to do it, and then let her accept you as her disciple."
Miffel curled her lips: "I don't care about learning. I have an invincible tail, who can learn your Taoist skills!"
Lang Shuoyang said: "By the way, do you feel that every time you transform, you are bigger than before?"
Miffel covered her chest with her hands and said shyly: "Are you lacking in virtue? What's not good about you depends on how big you are?"
Lang Shuoyang said: "Where are you thinking? I'm not talking about your breasts, I'm talking about your body shape. I remember the first time I saw you transform, your body was not very strong, but recently your body shape has become more and more...
Come bigger.”
"Oh, you mean this." Miffel was slightly disappointed and said, "It's not your good master who made me much bigger with her magic last time."
Lang Shuoyang shook his head: "The divine spell used by Sister Zixuan will not increase in size after recovery. I feel that you are very different recently, but I can't tell where the change is. It's just that your body is really bigger than before.
"
Miffel patted her belly: "I eat too much. This is natural growth. Why are you so suspicious? You don't have to worry about my body. You should worry about your wife. Isn't it the flower of your wife's belly?
With a blind eye, do you think everyone is bigger?"
At this time, Yi Nan finished ministering to the deceased, stood up and asked, "What did you two say about the big one and the small one?"
Lang Shuoyang smiled and said: "It's okay, Miffel is saying that you are older than her and I will call you sister from now on!"
Miffel laughed and said nothing.
Lang Shuoyang told Wu Zaijing that it would be enough to find someone to go up the mountain to collect the corpses tomorrow. Once these people's grievances are gone, they will be like ordinary corpses and will not harm others.
The four of them walked down the mountain, with Miffel walking at the front. Suddenly, she tripped over something and almost fell. When she looked back, she saw a child squatting behind a willow tree, holding a stick in his hand to trip someone up.
Miffel scolded: "Whose little naughty boy, believe it or not, I will beat you?"
The child bared his teeth in a smile and made a strange "chattering" sound. Miffel looked carefully and was shocked. Apart from a mouth, the child's face was full of eyes. Miffel shouted: "Ghost!"
He stretched out his hand to hit, but Lang Shuoyang caught him.
Lang Shuoyang leaned over and asked, "Kid, why are you running out so late?"
The child asked: "Then what are you doing here?"
Lang Shuoyang said: "We are good people and will not interfere with you."
The child said: "That's good. I know you are heavenly masters, but I remind you that there are many ghosts and monsters here. You'd better not hang around here, otherwise it will be very miserable."
Lang Shuoyang smiled: "Thank you for reminding me. I know you are very good, right? Let us go, okay?"
The child put away the stick and glared at Miffel, making a face.
Everyone walked forward, and Yi Nan asked Lang Shuoyang: "Who is that kid? Why are you so polite to him?"
Lang Shuoyang said: "It is recorded in the book that this kind of ghost boy is called a six-eyed ghost boy. He does not harm others, but often helps others, so some people still enshrine his spiritual tablet. However, he is naughty by nature. If anyone offends him, he will definitely do it."
To teach someone a lesson is like teaching Miffel."
Miffel asked: "He didn't care about me either?"
Yi Nan shined a flashlight on Miffel's face and suddenly exclaimed: "Why do you have so many eyes?"
"Ah?" Miffel reached out and touched it, and found that there were indeed a few more eyes on her face, but they couldn't see.
Lang Shuoyang said: "Don't be afraid, it's just a deception. It will disappear naturally once you get far away from him."
"Is this little guy so powerful?" Yi Nan asked.
Lang Shuoyang said: "His magic power is not much, but his whereabouts are difficult to catch. He comes and goes without a trace. Generally, no one who is a magician wants to provoke him. But what is certain is that he is just a naughty child and has a good heart."
Being kind, apart from making fun of others, will not harm others."
Miffel said: "Since he is so naughty, who will believe what he says?"
Lang Shuoyang said: "He often helps the people. I guess he just reminded us that this place is surrounded by mountains and there is little sunshine. It is a place where darkness gathers. It is inevitable to have more ghosts.
Now that we have returned to the village, the village chief has already prepared rooms for everyone to rest. Although this village is poor, the most important thing it lacks is houses. The mountains, rocks and thatch are naturally supplied. The country people have plenty of strength and can build as many houses as they want.
The two stone houses in the backyard of the village chief's house have been cleaned long ago, with a fire kang in the inner room for Lang Shuoyang and Yinan, and a wooden bed in the outer room for Miffel to sleep on.
It was almost dawn at this time, and after walking on the mountain road for most of the day, Lang Shuoyang couldn't sleep at all, so he simply sat on the edge of the kang and meditated, practicing his Qi.
Yi Nan took care of several zombies tonight with her own strength. She was even more excited and lay down on the kang to practice drawing talismans.
Miffel has been feeling bloated recently. When she lay down, she felt like there was still feces in her body. When she got up, she went to the toilet but nothing came out. She went back and forth several times.
Lang Shuoyang's zhenqi circulated for a week, and he felt refreshed. He turned around and saw Yi Nan lying on the kang wearing only underwear. He saw her smooth back, slender waist and pert hips, and her two slender calves bent upward, in front of her eyes.
Swinging around.
Although he didn't marry Yi Nan willingly, he didn't hate Yi Nan. Instead, he had a good impression of this jealous little policewoman, so when he saw her attractive figure, he couldn't help but react.
As soon as he took off his clothes, he lay on Yi Nan's back, stretched his hands in front to clasp the two breast bags, and pinched them with nail clippers. Yi Nan's body immediately softened, and with a "squeak" sound, he lay down on the kang.
He moved, letting Lang Shuoyang's steel gun enter from behind...
Miffel ran to the toilet again. When she came back and was about to lie down, she suddenly heard something moving in the back room. It seemed that Yi Nan was crying. Why were you crying in the middle of the night? She went quietly. Rooms in the countryside were not so cautious. The door was
It was made of wooden boards spliced together, with a big gap in the middle. Miffel was lying on the door, and she could see the scene inside clearly.
Oh my God! What are they doing? I saw Lang Shuoyang holding Yi Nan in his arms, up and down, like a child sleeping. Both of them were naked, which made Miffy blush.
Yi Nan was playing Monkey Climbing a Tree with Lang Shuoyang. This trick requires the man to have super physical strength and is suitable for Lang Shuoyang, a masculine young man. When he was in the mood, he suddenly heard a "click" in the outer room and was startled.
Delang Shuoyang threw Yi Nan onto the kang with a bang.
Lang Shuoyang wrapped a sheet and came out. When he looked at the outer room, the bed where Miffel was sleeping was smashed to pieces. The ground was covered with the clothes Miffel was wearing just now.
Yi Nan also put on clothes and came out: "What's wrong? Where are the Miffels?"
Lang Shuoyang looked at the broken clothes and said, "She must have transformed again. I don't know what got her crazy and broke the bed into pieces."
The two of them went out and looked around. It was dark everywhere, but there was no sign of Miffel!