Although he knew that Wang Dong was talking nonsense, Xie Tingfeng was not dissatisfied, but rather secretly happy, because he was now over thirty, and if he could live to be more than a hundred years old with this job, he could be considered dead.
"Dharma protector, who is this madman?"
Heipao already understands Wang Dong's nervous personality, so he is somewhat accustomed to Wang Dong's nonsense.
As for whether Wang Dong really calculated that Xie Tingfeng could live for a hundred years, or whether this Xie Tingfeng really could live for a hundred years, he didn't care.
"Xie Tingfeng, this Wang Dong standing in front of you is the last test before you carry out the wind palm task. If you win him, you can go to the wind palm mission. If you lose, the task quota will be given to Wang Dong.
Already."
Hearing Hei Pao's words, Xie Tingfeng glanced at Wang Dong in surprise and blurted out: "Is he worthy?"
Wang Dong sneered, looking down on people?
Good guy.
From now on, I will leave the first pot of night incense in Fantianhui to you!
Heipao glanced at Xie Tingfeng, and he naturally saw Xie Tingfeng's disdain.
"This is an order. For any order, you need to execute it with all your strength!"
Xie Tingfeng quickly said with a serious face: "Yes, protector! What are you comparing to?"
Wang shook his head, looked at Xie Tingfeng with pity and said, "There's no need to compete, you've already lost!"
Xie Tingfeng frowned and looked at Wang Dong: "The protector and Miss Lin haven't spoken yet, how can you interrupt?"
"Don't you know how to compare your looks? If you compare your looks, you have already failed miserably. If I were you, you wouldn't have the courage to stand with me. Isn't it scary to be ugly? It would be too much to choose random names for being ugly!"
Wang Dong looked disdainful.
Xie Tingfeng suddenly had the urge to strangle Wang Dong to death.
You are handsome.
Can you insult people casually if you are handsome?
That doesn't make sense.
There are no such rules in the Heaven-turning Society.
Xie Tingfeng stared at Wang Dong with squinted eyes and mentally listed a dozen ways to insult Wang Dong.
"Wang Dong, that's enough!" Lin Yunyun said.
"Your competition this time is very simple. Take Ping'an Road to Zheng Ji Pastry Shop in the north of the city and buy a three kilogram six taels of sweet-scented osmanthus-flavored cake."
Wang Dong was stunned for a moment when he heard the content of the assessment.
So simple?
It's definitely not that simple!
"However, you need to carefully observe your surroundings during the journey. As the largest intelligence department of Fantianhui, Tingfengtang's most important skills are observation and memory.
Wang Dong, this assessment is absolutely unfair to you.
To tell you the truth, we never thought that you could become a Zhang Feng disciple, because there was no way you could win.
This is just a slap on your face to make you recognize the reality and be honest!"
Wang Dong said disdainfully: "Why can't I win?"
Heipao said: "Because Xie Tingfeng has the ability to remember photographs, this kind of assessment is his specialty, and you have no comparison."
Xie Tingfeng looked at Wang Dong expressionlessly, but Wang Dong clearly caught the ridicule in his eyes.
Wang Dong laughed and said: "Winning or losing is normal, but you guys just praise me like this.
If this kid loses, wouldn't he be embarrassed?
No, not only is it embarrassing, it makes me want to die.
If I were him, I would definitely give myself a hundred slaps if I lost, because after all, I would be too embarrassed to see anyone."
Xie Tingfeng looked at Wang Dong and said calmly: "Wang Dong, if I lose, not only will I slap myself a hundred times, but I will also kneel in front of you and slap myself."
"This is a good idea, I agree!" Wang Dong smiled and the young man said.
"However, if you lose, you have to kneel in front of me and tell me a hundred times that I am ugly."
After hearing the second half of Xie Tingfeng's words, Wang Dong's expression changed.
So cruel!!!
"Is it fun to deceive yourself? Jealousy can blind people's eyes. Even if I tell you that I am ugly ten thousand times, I will still be the most handsome man in the world."
"Stop talking nonsense, do you dare to bet? Dare? Dare not?"
"dare!"
You have said you are ugly a hundred times, but you have not actually become ugly, so what are you afraid of?
As long as Wang Dong's appearance is not ruined, he has nothing to fear!
What's more, why don't you dare to do something that is a sure win?
These natives of this other world are still too young and have not experienced the fear of being dominated by a cheater.
He is a god, so his photographic memory is nothing. Even if you use your mobile phone to record a video, you won't have the brain to use it.
"I have photographic memory, right? I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you. I also have this little ability." Wang Dong looked down on photographic memory.
"The ability to talk big and brag can indeed be used by anyone. Wang Dong, in fact, I have a very good temper and I don't dislike many people. I can count them on my five fingers, and you are one of them!" Xie Tingfeng looked sultry.
There is a faint aura of coldness.
"Haha, I have long been used to it. There are too many people who are jealous of my face."
The black robe said angrily: "Get out of here quickly. If you can't come back in half an hour, you will be deemed as giving up."
Xie Tingfeng turned around and left without saying a word.
Wang Dong also curled his lips and said: "How long does it take to get from here to Zhengji Pastry in half an hour? Not to mention running away, you can even crawl back in time."
The dagger in the sleeve of the black robe was partially exposed, exuding a cold air.
"Can't I just leave?" This way of giving an eviction order is really special.
Ten breaths later, the corner of Heipao's mouth twitched: "Why aren't you leaving yet?"
Wang Dong said helplessly: "This is your secret base. The first time I came here, you knocked me unconscious and brought me in.
If you don't find someone to take me out, how will I know the way?
Even if you want to decide on Xie Tingfeng Ying, please just go through with the formality and don’t create such an obvious shady story, okay?”
The black robe took a deep breath and said to a disciple behind him: "Take him away!"
Less than a quarter of an hour later, Wang Dong came back with a box of cut cakes.
"Authentic Zheng Ji cut cake, three pounds and six ounces is exactly the same, sweet-scented osmanthus flavor."
Wang Dong threw the cut cake into the black robe's arms.
The black robe took it and weighed it in his hands. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Wang Dong coldly: "Three catties and five taels, one tael missing."
"Damn it, you're a human-shaped weight. I was so hungry on the road and I took a bite out of it. You can weigh it out?" Wang Dong looked like you were exaggerating and I was shocked.
The black robe gritted his teeth and said: "Wang Dong, where do you think Fan Tian is? A theater troupe? Be more serious! If you continue to act like this, I will break your legs and throw you to the back mountain to feed the dogs."
Wang Dong turned into a serious face for a second.
In fact, men are born to wear makeup. Men don't need to learn this kind of fake makeup.
Wang Dong estimated in his mind that half an hour had arrived, and couldn't help but said: "Half an hour has arrived, can this Xie Tingfeng be considered as a forfeiter? He is so slow to buy a cake, what big things can this kind of person achieve?
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With such slowness, Fan Tianhui would start a war with the imperial court, and after the battle, he would still be on his way, right?
Isn't this the policeman in the Hong Kong movie?
That's pretty good. No wonder I calculated that he could live another hundred years. He has such a long life!
Just count me as the winner. I came so long before him, so why should I add ninety points?"