Lin Shuhang found that his system was sometimes quite deceptive.
A shovel was sold for a shock value of 1 million points, which couldn't help but make Lin Shuhang feel angry.
The shock value itself is a kind of virtual currency. Lin Shuhang knows that the exchange rate is low, but no matter how low it is, it can't be this low, right? It's just blatantly robbing people!
In this regard, Lin Shuhang complained again and again: "Damn it, I don't know if your products are expensive? Or because the exchange rate of shock value is low? You can sell me a shovel for 1 million points of shock value? You are obviously trying to trick people.
Well!"
System reply: "To avoid causing misunderstanding to the host, I would like to explain that the shock value is a virtual currency, and the exchange rate with RMB is - 1:100,000."
Although the exchange rate of 1:100,000 is ridiculously low, when converted, selling a shovel for ten yuan is not that expensive.
Lin Shuhang said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't the exchange rate of your currency too low?"
"It's not low anymore." The system replied: "You have to know that there are currencies on earth with a lower exchange rate than this, such as the Zimbabwe dollar."
Lin Shuhang knows about the Zimbabwean currency. It is the most devalued currency on earth. When it was at its most devalued, one yuan could be exchanged for 40 trillion Zimbabwean currency.
Note, it is trillions of units!
This exchange ratio is simply outrageous. For example, if you go to the wet market to buy vegetables, 100 billion Zin dollars can only buy three eggs.
What's even more ridiculous is that people there don't use toilet paper when going to the toilet, but use coins to wipe their butts. Therefore, the Zimbabwean dollar is also called a shame in the history of human currency.
Lin Shuhang retorted angrily: "There is a historical reason for the low exchange rate of the Zimbabwe dollar, which is caused by inflation! But this is prehistory. Aren't you clearly trying to trick me by giving me such a low exchange rate?"
"Sorry, there is a reason for the low exchange rate of shock value." The system explained: "You have to know that the earth's population base is huge. Each of 7 billion human beings generates a little shock value, which is 7 billion shock value. It can shock mankind seven times or eight times a day.
times, that’s tens of billions of shock points, enough to guarantee you purchase the most expensive product in the system mall.”
"Damn it, these words will shock human beings ten or eight times a day?" Lin Shuhang couldn't laugh or cry: "Do you think human beings are so easily shocked? If you are shocked ten or eight times a day, do you think human beings are all mentally retarded?"
"In short, these are the rules of this system. In prehistory, you must abide by the rules of the system!"
"I can't beat you!" Lin Shuhang said angrily: "Exchange me for a shovel, hurry up!"
"Item purchased: Shovel."
"Product selling price: 1,000,000 shock value points."
"Payment method: Interest-free loan."
"The goods are being sent, please check carefully..."
After the system finished speaking, a black hole the size of an iron pot suddenly appeared in front of Lin Shuhang's eyes, which was the time-space transmission channel of the system mall.
After the space-time teleportation channel was opened, a shovel fell out of it.
Looking at the shovel, Lin Shuhang was so angry that his lungs exploded. He roared at the system: "Please, what I want is a shovel! A shovel!! Do you know what a shovel is?"
Lin Shuhang pointed at the shovel he bought and said angrily: "I bought a shovel. What do you mean by sending me a shovel? Do you want me to use it for cooking? Don't tell me that you accidentally sent the wrong product.
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System reply: "After testing, the system shipped normally. This is the product you purchased."
"Still so stubborn!" Lin Shuhang said, picking up the shovel that looked like a spatula, and roared angrily: "Let me ask you, is this a shovel? Is this a shovel? This is a fucking spatula! How can it be?
Such a small shovel!”
The system gave an explanation for this: "Host, calm down, don't forget that you are now 12.5 meters tall, and human tools are like a spatula in front of you, which is normal."
"Forehead……"
Lin Shuhang stopped talking. It was indeed because he was careless and did not consider whether his body shape was incompatible with human tools before purchasing the product. As a result, he spent a lot of money to buy a spatula, which is quite depressing.
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"May I ask, can I exchange for an excavator?" Lin Shuhang begged: "Such a small shovel is like a toy for a giant like me. It is of no use at all. As long as it can be exchanged for something I can use.
Tools, I’m willing to pay more.”
"Sorry, this is not a question of whether to add more money or not." The system replied: "Your current loan limit is up to 5 million shock value points. An industrial excavator sells for 30 million shock value points, which is already beyond your limit.
Due to the loan authority, we cannot exchange goods for you, please understand."
"It's such a shame to spend so much money to buy a spatula!" Lin Shuhang reluctantly picked up the shovel that looked like a spatula.
The system prompts Lin Shuhang: "This system prompts the host: If the host purchases products in the future, please consider whether the products are consistent with your body type to avoid being unable to use the products after receiving them."
Lin Shuhang muttered dejectedly: "Your products are extremely expensive. If you didn't have a choice, who would buy products from you? It's just like the restaurants at the airport. Not only are the things expensive, but they also taste terrible!"
Those outside the audience watching Lin Shuhang's live broadcast burst into laughter at this moment. Netizens sent barrages one after another, joking: "You bought a spatula for 1 million shock points? The anchor is also very miserable!"
"Hahaha, who says it's not the case? It made me laugh so hard. I feel like the anchor must be very broken inside right now, right?"
"Can you not collapse? I can buy back a spatula for 1 million shock points! Hahaha, let me laugh for a while."
"Just use a spatula!" Lin Shuhang said, "It's better than digging with your hands."
After that, Lin Shuhang took the shovel like a spatula and started digging on the ground. He had to hurry up and break into the queen ant's cave.
"I would like to ask, is it possible to dig a hole into the mother ant nest to assassinate the queen? Is this method feasible?" Some spectators outside the venue expressed their doubts.
"Theoretically it is possible, but whether the anchor can dig out the queen's nest depends on the quality of the ant nest map."
"Yes, if the anchor's map of the ant nest is accurate enough, he will definitely be able to find the queen! Of course, whether he can assassinate the queen depends on the anchor's personal strength."
"Okay, I'm going to rest. If the anchor enters the queen's nest, don't forget to tell me."
"Assassinating the queen ant is exciting just thinking about it!"
Lin Shuhang said depressedly to the live broadcast camera: "Old man, what I said is that your excitement is based on the danger of the anchor! I am risking my life to live broadcast for you. If you watch my live broadcast in the future, please take the initiative
Lower your IQ so that I can gain some shock value."
"The anchor's words are all about this. If we don't reward him, it will be a bit unjustifiable."
"Come on, come on, let's give gifts to the anchors!"
"I brush cucumbers, 188 big cucumbers!"
"I'm flying planes! Two planes!"
"The cruise ship is coming, the anchor will pick it up!"
For a moment, gifts were flying everywhere in the live broadcast room.