Chapter 146 : Monkeys pick peaches, catch your balls!
Chapter 146: The monkey picks peaches and scratches your balls!
In that dark night when the struggle for countless lives was fiercest, almost all the creatures living in Dinosaur Valley heard an earth-shattering loud noise.
Like thunder, the air vibrated.
No one knew what was going on, not even the spectators outside the venue who were watching the live broadcast all the time, because at the moment there was sand and rocks flying in front of the camera, it was chaos, and all that could be seen was dust and smoke.
There was deathly silence in the live broadcast room, and everyone was nervously staring at the area where Lin Shuhang had fought. However, except for the white dust and smoke, nothing could be seen clearly.
After a long time, a barrage appeared in the silent live broadcast room.
"Um... let me ask, did you see clearly just now...?"
A single stone stirred up a thousand waves. This question instantly broke the calm in the live broadcast room. More barrages came swarming in, overwhelming and almost filling the entire big screen of the prehistoric live broadcast room.
"Yeah, did anyone see clearly what happened just now?"
"No, I didn't see it clearly!" Someone replied: "After the anchor collided with the giant bear just now, the mud and sand kicked up covered the camera lens. It was completely white in front of me and I couldn't see anything."
"Then tell me, will the anchor still fight that giant bear to a draw this time?"
"Isn't it possible? That giant bear didn't use its claws this time, but used its entire body! Is this a 40-ton giant? It's a joke? It will definitely kill the anchor, and even if it doesn't, it will kill the anchor.
The collision resulted in a comminuted fracture!”
"Well, I also think that the possibility of a tie between the anchor and the giant bear is very small. You must know that the anchor's size is more than 30 tons different from the giant bear. Even though the anchor is strong, he is light in weight and cannot withstand it.
The giant bear hit this time.”
"That said, it's really suspenseful!"
"Are you really worried about our anchor? If the anchor is killed by that giant bear, we will never see this kind of mysterious and exciting prehistoric live broadcast again..."
"Pray for the host..."
"Lord Buddha bless my anchor to create miracles!"
"Great Lord, don't let our anchor be harmed..."
"Good people have their own destiny, and the host will be fine. Amitabha, it's good, it's good..."
At the same time, in the impact area filled with dust and smoke, Lin Shuhang was pinned to the ground by the crazed giant bear's claws, enduring unbearable pain.
The collision just now was so violent that it far exceeded Lin Shuhang's expectation. He thought he could withstand the collision like last time, but he never expected that he would be careless this time!
In fact, at the moment when he collided with the Titan Bear, Lin Shuhang had already realized that he might not be able to withstand the opponent's impact this time, but the opponent's speed was too fast. In almost an instant, 40 tons
The heavy bear hit him head-on.
Although the heavy punch he threw hit the opponent's face firmly, it only broke a few of the opponent's teeth and jaw.
The Titan Bear has rough skin and thick flesh, and its dysmenorrhea nerves are underdeveloped, so Lin Shuhang's punch did not cause any substantial damage to the giant bear.
On the contrary, Lin Shuhang himself, due to his lighter weight, was thrown to the ground by the giant bear weighing 40 tons from the moment of impact.
The 40-ton behemoth was pressing down on him like a mountain. You can imagine how painful Lin Shuhang was.
Lin Shuhang, who was pinned down by the giant bear, struggled desperately, but the opponent was a giant mountain of meat weighing 40 tons. No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get rid of the opponent's control.
"Shit, I'm being crushed by a giant bear. What should I do? What should I do?"
At this time, Lin Shuhang began to panic when faced with the giant bear's suppression. If he did not get rid of the giant bear's suppression as soon as possible, even if he was not crushed to death by the opponent, he would still suffocate to death due to the obstruction of his breathing.
Thinking of this, Lin Shuhang became anxious, and without any regard for losing face, he used a sinister move on the giant bear on his body - the monkey stole the peach!
To put it nicely, it’s called a monkey to steal peaches; to put it worse, it’s to catch the balls!
In this world, whether it is a human or an animal, as long as it is a male creature, there is a fatal thing on its body - the egg!
The balls are a reproductive organ unique to male creatures. This part is rich in blood vessels and contains a large number of nerves. It is very sensitive to pain. When he was fighting with people when he was a child, Lin Shuhang liked to grab people's balls. As long as he grabbed the opponent's balls, no matter what the opponent was,
No matter how strong you are, you still have to beg for mercy!
In fact, Lin Shuhang also has an insidious trick - Thousand Years Kill!
To put it bluntly, it means using your fingers to poke the enemy's asshole. Like the balls, the anus is also the most sensitive part of the body. If you poke it with your fingers, even the person who has lost iron will jump for a long time with his buttocks covered. Especially especially
If a person with hemorrhoids is subjected to Thousand Years of Killing, his life will be worse than death!
It's just that the Thousand-Year Kill is a very disgusting trick, and the person who performs it must have excellent physical fitness. Lin Shuhang, a big bear with no pants like this, will not give it a blow even if it is beaten to death.
The 30-meter giant bear has a big asshole that can drill people. Although Lin Shuhang has no mysophobia, he will not hold back his nausea and perform a Thousand Years Kill on it. You have to know that his hands are reserved for fighting and eating. How could he ruin it so easily?
"You can't afford it, can you? I'll scratch your balls!"
Lin Shuhang was really anxious by the bear, otherwise he wouldn't have scratched its balls.
The giant bear's balls are not big, but they are very heavy, like two fluffy basketballs, each weighing twenty or thirty kilograms.
Lin Shuhang stretched out his hand and grabbed the two basketball-like bear eggs. With a strong force on his hands, the giant bear whose balls were caught was shaken and immediately howled miserably.
The sound was like the sound of killing a pig, deafening.
"Get started!" Lin Shuhang increased his strength in his hand, and the facial features of the giant bear were distorted in pain.
The giant bear couldn't stand the severe pain of having his balls grabbed any longer. Two giant claws released Lin Shuhang's neck. The painful suffocation feeling was gone.
Lin Shuhang seemed to have grasped the opponent's lifeline, firmly controlling the battle.
The dust stirred up by the impact of the air waves gradually dissipated, and billions of spectators outside the venue soon saw such a strange scene - under the faint moonlight, a giant grabbed the balls of a Titan bear, and
The giant bear, whose balls were scratched, howled in pain.
"What the hell, what's going on?"
The person in front of me caused the live broadcast room to fall into chaos again.
"That crazy bear seems to be controlled by the anchor?"
"The anchor grabbed its balls! The anchor grabbed its balls!"
"Haha, monkey stealing peaches? This anchor is so shameless, using such an insidious trick? It hurts the giant bear, and the whole body is shaking!"
"This painting style is so eye-catching!"
"It hurts a lot to have your balls scratched. Hey, this giant bear is probably going to die. I feel a little distressed for no reason..."
"Look, the giant bear's balls are so big! They are like basketballs. They must weigh dozens of kilograms, right?"
"I suggest the anchor squeeze out the balls and bake them!"
"Roasted bear eggs? Don't be kidding me, bear eggs taste very naughty!"