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Chapter 194: Brainstorming and making suggestions

In order to solve the problem of air leakage in the skin bag, Lin Shuhang asked the audience outside the venue for help.

"Old fellows, let me ask you a question." Lin Shuhang said to the live broadcast camera: "If your car tires have a flat tire, how will you solve it?"

In response to this issue, more than one billion car-owning spectators launched a heated debate.

"What should I do if my tire gets a flat tire? Of course I need to repair it!"

Lin Shuhang couldn't help but smile: "Fix the tire? How can I repair it if I don't have any tools?"

"If you don't have the tools, it doesn't prove that others don't have the tools. You can call the grandsons at the Fourth Son Shop and ask them to find a tow truck and take it to the repair shop to repair the tire. The Fourth Son Shop provides these services."

"I'm not asking you who to repair the tire, I'm asking how you can repair the tire yourself without tools." Lin Shuhang said solemnly to the live camera: "Imagine if one day you drive your own broken Wuling

A van is driving on the 318 National Highway to Tibet, or driving a Prado rented from a car rental company in the deserted sea of ​​​​sand heading to Lop Nur. There are no people around for 500 kilometers, and there are no passing pedestrians or vehicles. Your tires will be robbed.

The iron nails that were thrown down are full of holes, what should you do?"

"What to do? Of course I stepped on the accelerator and ran for my life. Encountering robbers in no-man's land is very fatal. No one outside will know if you die."

"I'm just kidding, how can there be robbers in no man's land? Which robber would be so stupid as to block the road in no man's land? In no man's land, you can't see a single person for ten days and a half, and the robbers won't give you anything.

Starve to death there? If you want to rob, you should go to the exit of the highway. Besides, when driving in no-man's land, you should worry about whether there is gasoline in the car. If you encounter a robber without gasoline, you won't be able to run away even if you want to."

"Please, this is just a metaphor." Lin Shuhang said: "If your tires are punctured by the iron nails thrown by the robbers, and they are all holes, and you can't reach the village or the store, in this case you should

what to do?"

Audience A said: "Of course you have to cover your anus tightly and kneel down to beg for mercy. Robbers usually only want money and not life. As long as they can survive, dignity is nothing."

Audience B said: "Men should not be cowardly when something happens. They step on the accelerator and fight! If you fight to death, then run away."

Audience C said: "If it were me, I would first light a cigarette to calm down the shock, and then when the other person is not paying attention, jump up and punch him in the temple. After knocking him unconscious, he would take off his pants for a while and then throw it into the trunk and shit.

Go into the mountains and sell me to a black brick factory to work as a coolie, and then rob me? I am a member of society, so I can't kill him."

"Damn, you guys have ruined the rhythm. I was asking about tire repairs, why did you bring up the robbers for me?" Lin Shuhang said angrily: "Be serious! This question is very serious, and it will affect you in the future.

Can you still watch my live broadcast? Whoever dares to make trouble for me again is a bitch and will be banned for 100 days!"

"By the way, what did I ask just now? Tire repair, yes, tire repair. If your tire is rotten, not only are there no auto repair shops around, but you don't even have tire repair tools in the trunk of your car, what should you do?

manage?"

"How can you repair a tire without tools? Just kidding, you still want to repair a tire without tools? It's really funny."

"Anchor, I'm surprised why you ask such a question that lowers your IQ? If you have a flat tire, just replace it with a spare tire?"

"Yes, the car has a spare tire, and you can replace the spare tire."

Lin Shuhang asked again: "What if the spare tire also leaks air?"

"The spare tire is flat? How can anyone be so unlucky?"

"This is not a matter of bad luck or bad luck." Lin Shuhang suppressed his anger: "Please answer my question directly, okay?"

"Well...if the spare tire is also deflated, then we can only wait for death. There is really no other way."

"Anchor, stop pulling the tires and just talk about the key points."

At this time, Lin Shuhang no longer wanted to talk about the tires with those stupid spectators outside the venue, so he asked directly: "What I want to ask is, is there any way to prevent these skin bags from leaking?"

“Wouldn’t it be enough to plug the air leakage?”

"Yeah, wouldn't it be enough to just plug the air holes in the skin? It's such a simple thing."

"The question is, what should I use to plug these pores?" Lin Shuhang said, "You can't let me use soil to plug them, right? Will the air still leak if the soil is soaked in water?"

Some viewers asked in confusion: "Why do we have to block these pores? The air output of these pores is not very large."

"Yes, a car can still run for dozens of kilometers with a flat tire. Your skin is slow to deflate, and the amount of air released is not large. If you paddle faster in the water, you should be able to safely cross the water before all the gas leaks.

District.”

Lin Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Old man, do you know how vast this waterlogged area is? It's dozens of square kilometers! If all the gas leaks in the waterlogged area, the crazy general and I will be burned alive by sulfuric acid.

I don’t dare to take this risk easily.”

Some viewers echoed: "Yes, the problem should be detected and dealt with early. I also think it is necessary to block the air holes in the skin bag, otherwise if all the air leaks in the waterlogged area, you will definitely die."

"The only thing that can be used to block the pores is glue, but this is a prehistoric world, so there is no glue!"

Lin Shuhang shrugged helplessly: "So, this is what makes me embarrassed. If you want to repair the leaking air bag, you must use strong glue. You also know that this is a prehistoric world, so there is no glue."

"Didn't you use the Giant Development System?" A viewer prompted: "Go to the system mall to buy glue!"

"Yes, host, you can use the shock value to buy glue from the system, and it won't cost you much shock value."

Speaking of shock value, Lin Shuhang smiled bitterly: "How can I, the anchor, have any extra shock value to buy products now? The previous surgery cost me hundreds of millions of shock value, and I am now

I owe nearly 200 million shock value to the system and have lost my loan qualifications."

"You owe the system nearly 200 million in shock value? Oh my god, how long will it take for you to pay off such a shock value?"

"What gives me a headache now is not the shock value, but the glue! Without glue, I can't repair the air hole in the air bag. If I can't repair the air hole in the air bag, I won't be able to cross the waterlogged area. If I can't cross the waterlogged area, I won't be able to continue.

I want to bring you wonderful live broadcasts. Without regular live broadcasts, I would not be able to obtain enough shock value. Without shock value, my prehistoric life would face more difficulties. This is an endless cycle."

Lin Shuhang said: "If I want to avoid falling into an endless cycle, I must break this chain. This is why I have to ask you for help. I hope you can brainstorm ideas for me and come up with ways to solve the problem of air bag leakage, so that I can

I got through this difficulty successfully.”


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