"Well..." Lin Shuhang covered his bleeding nose and squatted on the ground, groaning in pain.
To be honest, the feeling of being hit in the nose by a piece of bamboo was so painful that Lin Shuhang couldn't recover from the pain for a long time.
"Anchor, are you okay?" Some viewers felt sorry for Lin Shuhang.
"I'm fine..." Lin Shuhang covered his swollen nose and stood up. He looked at the crazy general beside him. His bear's face was covered in blood from being slapped by bamboo, which was even worse than his own.
"Anchor, I advise you not to do this kind of experiment. It's too dangerous! But you got slapped."
"Yeah, it's better to give up this kind of experiment, it's really dangerous!" The audience advised: "You think, what can you and the crazy general do if you have the time and energy? Why do you have to make weapons?
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"I'm confused? As prehistoric giants, you are as tall as a building, so logically you don't need weapons! Why do you have to develop weapons?"
"I don't want to explain too much about this question." Lin Shuhang looked at the live broadcast camera and said meaningfully: "If you are willing to wait, I think you will know the answer to this question in three years. Of course, if that
If you still existed at that time."
"Crazy General, take care of your wounds quickly, take a rest and we will conduct the second test immediately." Lin Shuhang said with a firm look: "I don't believe it can explode this time!"
After briefly treating some injuries on their faces and taking a short rest, Lin Shuhang and Crazy General began to prepare for the second live ammunition test.
This time Lin Shuhang learned from the experience of the last failure. In order to avoid being injured again due to the explosion of the barrel, Lin Shuhang made a protective helmet for himself and the crazy general before the test firing.
It is said to be a helmet, but it is actually a vine basket made of thorns and vines.
This kind of rattan basket is extremely rough, like a trash can, and is just the right size to cover your head.
Although the shape of the rattan basket is ugly, it is still protective and can effectively provide necessary head protection for Lin Shuhang and the Crazy General.
In addition, in order to quickly discharge the high-pressure gas in the bamboo tube, the diameter of the bamboo tube used this time was much thicker. Visual inspection showed that there was a centimeter gap between the date core and the bamboo tube.
"Crazy General, put on your protective helmet, we will conduct the second round of live ammunition tests immediately."
Lin Shuhang said as he put the vine basket made of thorns over the head of the mad general.
With everything ready, Lin Shuhang and Crazy General started the live ammunition test again.
Skillfully stuff the date core into the bamboo tube from below, and then carefully pour acid rain on the date core. After about ten seconds, I heard a muffled "bang" sound, and the date core burst!
The hard date core was eroded through the shell by acid rain, and the high-pressure gas in the core was released. It was instantly ejected from the "gas cavity" like rocket exhaust.
Because the gas was too fierce, the bamboo tube could not expel all the gas for a while, and the bamboo was not hard enough. With a "bang", the bamboo tube exploded again!
Exploded bamboo fragments flew everywhere, beating everything around them like whips.
Don't underestimate the power of these bamboo slices, they can tear open the flesh like a knife!
"Pah, pah, pah!" The exploding bamboo sticks crackled, hitting Lin Shuhang and the crazy general on the heads like whips.
Fortunately, Lin Shuhang and Crazy General made protective preparations in advance, and relying on the protective rattan baskets on their heads, their heads did not suffer much damage.
Although their heads were not injured, their bodies suffered due to lack of protective equipment.
The sharp bamboo slices crackled and whipped the bodies of Lin Shuhang and the Crazy General like whips, making them realize for the first time what it means to be cut into pieces by a thousand cuts.
It was so painful! Lin Shuhang and Crazy General were screamed and screamed by the exploding bamboo fragments.
In fact, the more painful thing is still behind.
With a "pop" sound, a piece of bamboo several meters above the ground was like a spring, and it hit Lin Shuhang's balls hard from bottom to top.
As we all know, the crotch is the most sensitive part of the human body, especially the balls, which are the most delicate. They are extremely sensitive to external pressure. Once they are hit by an external force, they will definitely make people roll on the ground in pain and suffer unbearable pain. In severe cases, even
It can cause a person to suffer from neurological shock and die from pain.
What’s funny is that the bamboo piece didn’t hit anywhere but his balls.
How could the delicate balls withstand such a violent blow from the bamboo stick? In just one blow, Lin Shuhang felt the taste of broken eggs.
"Ah!" Lin Shuhang trembled all over and immediately screamed like a pig.
"It hurts! It hurts! It hurts so much!" Lin Shuhang covered his injured balls and was rolling on the ground in pain, his face turned pale in pain.
I was sweating like rain for a while.
Seeing Lin Shuhang rolling around on the ground holding his balls, the Crazy General was startled.
"Roar!" The mad general surrounded Lin Shuhang at a loss, watching his master suffer pain and whirl around anxiously.
The severe pain in my balls lasted for half an hour before it gradually subsided, but I still couldn't move my body. The slightest movement would feel like a knife cutting my balls.
"It hurts... it hurts..." Lin Shuhang lay on the ground, moaning angrily.
In this way, this live ammunition test was once again forced to terminate prematurely due to a chamber explosion accident.
In the evening, Lin Shuhang sat up from the ground unsteadily. Because of his sore balls, he had been lying on the ground for a whole day. You can imagine the pain he endured during this period.
"Hungry..." Lin Shuhang groaned feebly to the crazy general guarding him: "Crazy general, I'm hungry, help me find some food."
"Roar!" the mad general responded, and immediately ran to a pit not far away, lifted up the branches covering it, and grabbed a handful of giant bamboo shoot insects from the pit.
"Roar!" Lin Shuhang placed the giant bamboo shoot insect in front of Lin Shuhang.
These giant bamboo shoot insects are still alive and well, and after being freed, they are squirming desperately on the ground.
Looking at the giant bamboo shoots crawling on the ground, Lin Shuhang frowned and scolded: "Crazy General, what did you do? Don't you know that I don't eat bugs?"
Being blamed for no reason, the mad general stood there aggrievedly, looking a little at a loss.
In this small prehistoric arsenal, the only things that can be eaten are these giant bamboo shoot insects. If you want to eat anything else, you can only go hunting in the woods.
The problem is that it is already evening, and the night is coming. Most of the creatures that have survived under the survival rules of the Fuhe Rainforest have returned to their respective nests to recuperate. Except for those insect-like creatures that like to be active at night, most of the creatures that have survived at this time are
You can't catch any prey in the forest.
Looking at the giant bamboo shoot bugs crawling on the ground, Lin Shuhang said in disgust: "These bugs are really disgusting! Take them away, take them away, take them away quickly!"