Zhou Wu sighed, "Not only the whole school, but everyone in the country has been lost!"
When Zhou Tong heard this, he shouted loudly: "Zhou Wu, shut up!"
At the same time, Zhou Xiaoyu and Lin Na also stared at Zhou Wu!
Zhou Wu was extremely afraid of the head teacher. When he saw the look in their eyes again, he hurriedly closed his mouth!
Zhang Lei felt uncomfortable in his heart. After all, he was a descendant of the Yan and Huang Dynasties. How could his martial arts be worse than those garbage throw-away legs?
Then I think that I clearly have the training method of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, but I can't train it because the pectoralis major training method is not high enough. I am really depressed! If I can practice the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, even if I only have one move, I can
Can Jin Jiji be killed with one move?
He is now sitting on Jinshan Mountain, but finds that he has no money to order takeaway!
And all this is caused by the system!
Zhang Lei sighed, picked up an iron plate from the window sill, and hit his head hard!
Everyone in the circle was dumbfounded and quickly asked Zhang Lei why he did this?
But Zhang Lei was silent and didn't speak!
In fact, Zhang Lei is communicating with the system!
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei, don't push yourself too far. If you dare to knock me again, I will trick you to death in the future!"
Zhang Lei shouted angrily: "Isn't it hard enough for you to trick me? The skills you gave me are either impossible to practice or cannot be practiced. I gave you more than 300,000 points of pretentiousness, so you just give me
Is there a skill I can’t practice?”
"Dingdong, I don't want to either! You won't practice without any strings attached!"
Which pot is this? Let’s not mention which pot it is! Let’s go directly to “Evil Sword Techniques” and “Sunflower Collection”!
Zhang Lei was speechless for a while and said: "Don't you have some martial arts skills that don't have any strings attached and don't harm your body?"
"Dingdong, are you talking about Sanda?"
When Zhang Lei heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up. Sanda is a modern fighting technique that combines martial arts and wrestling techniques. Its practicality is ranked No. 1 among contemporary martial arts!
Zhang Lei said: "Are you sure there are no conditions attached?"
"Dingdong, absolutely not, but you need 3,000 points of pretense!"
Zhang Lei gritted his teeth, for the sake of national justice, and for the sake of the face of all the teachers and students in the school, I am determined to pretend!
Zhang Lei smiled and said to everyone: "Don't worry, I'm fine!"
Then he looked at Li Han and said, "Let's go, accompany me to declare war!"
Li Han was stunned for a moment! Then he nodded!
Along the way, Zhang Lei opened the live broadcast software and quickly got himself a live broadcast account. The name of the room was Pretentious No.1.
As soon as the name came out, it immediately attracted many people.
Many of them also know Zhang Lei.
"Isn't this the same Zhang Lei who pretended to be cool and was slapped in the face by foreigners? How dare he start a live broadcast?"
"Don't talk nonsense, didn't you know that time he slapped Teacher Li in the face?"
"So what? Show off and get struck by lightning!"
…
Reading the comments, Zhang Lei felt mixed emotions! I must say this!
Soon they saw Jin Jiji, who was hugging a girl and looking at Zhang Lei with a smile.
Li Han looked at the woman and suddenly became angry and cursed: "Jian Nanfeng, you bitch, how can you be with a foreigner?"
Jia Nanfeng looked at Li Han coldly and then at Zhang Lei, and said with a smile: "I just like to be with foreigners. What's wrong? Being with him is much better than being with you, you two losers! I
Even if you lick the toes of foreigners, they won’t pay attention to you!”
After hearing this, Li Han was so angry that he trembled all over!
Everyone in the live broadcast room was also furious!
"What the hell is this slut!"
"How disgusting!"
"How could there be such crap!"
…
Zhang Lei looked at Jia Nanfeng with a mocking expression, which made Jia Nanfeng very disgusted!
She is also the most popular girl in the class, and she is always noticed by all the boys when she walks. Especially she likes to wear less clothes, which makes people think about her from time to time.
At this time, Zhang Lei looked at her with contempt, which she couldn't accept at all!
She came over to me and said, "Why do you look at me like that?"
Zhang Lei said with a smile: "I don't even want an ugly guy like you if you give it to me for free! Only foreigners can want something like you!"
Jia Nanfeng was immediately scolded as stupid!
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool, increased the pretending value by 100, and the total pretending value is 100!"
Zhang Lei's words immediately caused an explosion in the live broadcast room!
"Damn it, Zhang Lei is so good at pretending, men in our country don't want such ugly cunts."
"Yes, we don't even want this kind of stuff for free!"
"Yes, give this kind of stuff to foreigners. It's too cheap, we don't want it!"
…
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei's pretentiousness value increases by 100, 100, 100...the total pretentiousness value is 1000!"
Because people in the live broadcast room were watching, the number of pretentiousness increased virtually! Zhang Lei's pretentiousness value suddenly reached 1,000 points!
Great, the pretense value suddenly reached 1,000 points, which is very close to 3,000 points!
Jia Nanfeng was so angry that he yelled: "You ugly bitch, how dare you say that to me?"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes and said, "I admire your ability to tell lies with open eyes!"
Jia Nanfeng was stunned and asked in disbelief: "Do you think you are handsome?"
Zhang Lei went up and slapped him in the face! "Damn it, do you have to say it?"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei succeeded in pretending! He got 100 points of pretending!"
The crowd in the live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter again.
"Zhang Lei's pretense was so funny, I was caught off guard!"
"Zhang Lei is awesome, a genius in the world of pretense, and he is indeed the king of pretense!"
"Zhang Lei, you really make our country's men look good!"
…
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei is very good at showing off. He will increase the value of showing off by 200, 200, 200...the total value of showing off is 4,000 points!"
"Dingdong, does Zhang Lei exchange the training methods for Sanda techniques?"
Zhang Lei nodded, "Exchange!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei has acquired the training method of Sanda technique. Within the first 30 minutes after acquiring it, he will have a combat value of (1000-10) × 30% + 10 during combat! And there will be no physical problems within 30 minutes!"
With this reminder, Zhang Lei is full of confidence!
He looked at Jin Jiji and said: "Last time, I gave you my hand because of a sneak attack! This time, if you dare to fight me, I will torture you to death!"
Jin Jiji was stunned. Zhang Lei's performance last time looked like an idiot who had never practiced kung fu. How dare such an idiot dare to yell at him? He didn't want his life?
Jin Jiji couldn't stand it anymore. He couldn't stand being mocked by the weak! He yelled: "Fuck your mother's stinky fart!"
With that said, he rushed towards Zhang Lei with a lunge, raised his front legs and kicked Zhang Lei hard towards the head!
Zhang Lei raised his arms, one to block and the other to hug, and he immediately grabbed Jin Jiji's legs. He threw Jin Jiji to the ground with a hug!
Sanda's leg-hugging throws can beat Taekwondo to the point of doubting life!