"Woooooo, I know I was wrong, and I will never dare to do it again! Is it okay? Can I leave?" the old god continued to cry!
Seeing the old god taking away his flying sword, Zhang Lei rolled his eyes and shouted: "You can go, but leave your things behind!"
Leave something behind? After saying these words, the old god trembled and almost fell down!
"Don't you think it's all the old people who do porcelain nowadays? How come there are still children who do porcelain?" The old god cried for a while!
Zhang Lei was stunned. If you want to follow my flying sword, which one of us is the best? Can you fucking speak?
Zhang Lei was just about to re-educate the old god with a few slaps when he saw the old god took out a bag and tipped it over!
Bang! A print fell on the ground, a book fell on the ground, a futon fell on the ground, and a moldy steamed bun! The most pitiful thing was a half-bitten mustard!
Is it so miserable? All the money?
Zhang Lei looked at the other party and asked cautiously: "Are you kidding me?"
The old god immediately knelt on the ground and started crying!
"Young man, that's almost it. I do have another artifact, but that one is at the bottom of the box!"
Zhang Lei rolled his eyes, looking at the flying sword in his hand, his teeth itched with hatred!
"Do you deserve a beating?"
"Ding dong, host Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool and gained 100 points of pretending!"
"Me! I've got it for you!"
Bang--
An abacus was thrown out!
abacus?
"Ding dong, host Zhang Lei, Wentian Abacus, this old man may be the most mysterious cultivation sect. The old man of Wentian sect, Wentian sect is an incredible sect! Everything in the sky and on earth can be solved with just one abacus.
You know, people like this should have a good relationship!"
Just when Zhang Lei was about to continue cursing, he heard that everything in the sky and on the earth could be known with just a few calculations? He immediately turned around, letting his expression become kind and hospitable, and even revealed a hypocritical smile. Turning around, he
The old man was so frightened that he fell down!
"I, I really have nothing left, only an abacus is left. You don't want all my old man's cultivation, do you? Young man, I see that although you don't have any fairy energy in you, you don't have demonic energy either.
You don’t really want my old man’s life, do you?”
Obviously, Zhang Lei was regarded as a demon cultivator by the old man. Otherwise, ordinary cultivators, when they see an old senior, would just kneel down and lick their feet! This kid has no idea of respecting the old and caring for the young. He must be a demon cultivator!
Zhang Lei took out the spicy strips he carried with him, handed it to the old man, and said with a smile: "Old man, what are you thinking about? This is high-end food. I think you are so poor that you eat mustard, so take a pack
High-end food for you!”
How can the old immortal not afford delicious food? But at his level of cultivation, he often needs to go without food! The so-called fasting, in layman’s terms, means not eating! For ordinary people, living without food is called eating when you are full!
Immortal fasting is a need for cultivation. Otherwise, how can we understand the meaning of heaven if the body is filled with turbid energy?
Old man, pick up this bag of spicy strips. As an old man who has been living without food for many years, how could he have eaten this kind of human garbage?
He asked cautiously: "Is this thing edible?"
Zhang Lei chuckled. He had no idea that the old man needed fasting, but in order to please the old man, he mistakenly thought that the old man was cultivating immortality and could not afford to eat, so he gave him a bag of spicy strips.
He immediately said: "You can eat it, you eat it, you eat it!"
The old man gently tore open the packaging bag and took out a spicy strip. It was red all over and exuded the smell of chili. It was so greasy that it looked really disgusting! Can it be eaten?
Zhang Lei said with a smile: "Hurry up and try it!"
The old man rolled his eyes and really wanted to ask, if I don't eat, will you hit me? But when he got to the end of the sentence, he swallowed it back! The mistake he made in his life was that he shouldn't spend all his time on the abacus.
As a result, the arithmetic calculated that a person with a cultivation level in the transformation stage could not even defeat a junior, so how could he be so embarrassed?
"I'll eat it, old man!" He closed his eyes and took a big bite!
A burst of spiciness, the aroma of spicy strips suddenly filled his lips and teeth. This feeling was like the feeling of eating fried spicy strips when he was an ordinary person! It was so refreshing! He felt like he was in a trance. He felt like he was in heaven before.
If you don't understand something, it suddenly becomes clear and your eyes open!
"I broke through the early stage of divine transformation, and I entered the middle stage of divine transformation?"
The old man roared wildly, hugged Zhang Lei and laughed!
"Pah!" A slap in the face!
The old man covered his face, all the joy was gone. He looked at Zhang Lei and said with a grimace, "Why did you hit me again?"
"Old man, don't get me wrong. I think you seem to be possessed by a demon. I'm afraid you'll go crazy!"
Only then did the old man feel that the feeling just now was really great, and there were indeed signs of going crazy! Not only should he not blame others, but he should also thank them, otherwise he might really go crazy and die!
The old man sighed and said: "Young man, although you are a little bit fierce, I still want to thank you for allowing me to eat such delicious human food! What on earth are you doing if you don't let me go!"
Zhang Lei smiled bitterly, and then said: "Old man, you are from the Wentian Sect!"
The old man was stunned for a moment, then looked at Zhang Lei and asked, "Are you also proficient in divination?"
Zhang Lei shook his head and said: "I have recognized you a long time ago, but I saw that your will was weak, so you always stayed in the early stage of becoming a god, so I decided to help you!"
When the old man heard this, he was so moved that his nose ran down!
"Young man, you are a good person. Old man, I wronged you. From today on, no one in the Taoist sect dares to bully you. Anyone who bullies you will have trouble with me, Wentian Pai Tianjizi! I will give him the opportunity to enjoy paid sex for so many years*
Calculate all the *things and tell the police uncle and let him stay in the bureau for the rest of his life!"
The old man said, Zhang Lei was secretly happy!
"Old man, let me ask you a question. There was a girl at the airport just now, named Wang Rumi. She was kidnapped. Where is she now? Let me see if you can figure it out. Is it correct?"
"You look down on my Wentian faction?"
Zhang Lei sneered and said: "Then let's see how you perform? Whether it's a mule or a horse, pull it out and run around!"
"Good boy, I'll show you how powerful my Wentian faction is!"
"Infinite Heavenly Lord! Weng Mami, Mommy!"
Don’t ask me why it’s a six-character mantra. I don’t know why this Taoist priest recited the six-character mantra of Buddhism.
Anyway, after chanting for a long time, he suddenly shouted: "Yes! This girl is in the warehouse in the eastern suburbs!"