I originally wanted to make a big mistake, but ended up getting a slap in the face!
The principal smiled awkwardly and said to the camera: "Although Zhang Lei made rude remarks, Zhang Lei is a talent after all. Our school will tolerate all talents and will not expel him just because he contradicts the teacher. Of course, we will give him a reward afterwards."
Do a good job in moral education!"
After saying that, the principal turned around and left.
The principal was so angry that he didn't dare to do anything to Zhang Lei. After all, this was the highlight of their school. But being choked by his own students made the principal feel very depressed.
It's the feeling that I have to hold you high, but you still want to step on me.
The principal thought to himself: Zhang Lei, just wait for me. As long as you go to school, I will have a way to cure you!
Zhang Lei doesn’t care!
Now that Wang Rumi wants to hype him up, he has to show off even more. Only by showing off more will more people pay attention to him!
But in the middle of the interview, a figure suddenly walked in and stood directly in front of the camera!
Zhang Lei frowned and asked: "Teacher Li from the Academic Affairs Office, why are you here?"
Teacher Li revealed a mysterious smile and said, "Zhang Lei, you are surprised, right? There is one thing I want to tell everyone about, and that is your grades!"
When Zhang Lei heard this, he immediately frowned. Everything else was easy to talk about, but the results were really negative!
Zhang Lei's score was an extremely low score of 20 points for the subjects in the midterm exam combined! Speaking of this score, the impact on Zhang Lei was really bad!
Director Li from the Academic Affairs Office immediately took out the transcript, smiled at the screen and said: "Look, everyone, this is Zhang Lei's transcript. Let's take a look, English is 3 points! What a hero, 150 points, why?
The answer is 3 points. How did you miss all the correct answers?"
His words immediately shocked everyone, and the next second, a burst of thunderous laughter broke out! Some people even laughed like pigs!
"Hahaha, it turns out Zhang Lei is such a person!"
"I'm just telling you, how can someone be good at martial arts and have good academic performance?"
"No matter how good your kung fu is, if your grades are so poor, it must be because your limbs are strong and your mind is simple!"
…
Following Teacher Li's revelation, Zhang Lei's pretentiousness stopped growing! Zhang Lei frowned!
My mind started to make calculations: This Teacher Li really needs to be dealt with. It seems that he didn’t eat enough shit last time!
At this time, Teacher Li took out another test paper. This test paper was a Chinese test paper. He laughed loudly and said: "Look at this pronunciation test paper. It's so awesome. It scored 9 points. It's only one point short of 10."
It’s divided! Hahaha, the key is to read the ancient poem and fill in the blanks. You will never regret taking off your clothes and belt, and you will feel haggard because of Yi! Hahaha, look at this again, the earthworm shakes the big tree and does not move at all! Hahaha, Zhang Lei
How did you come up with the idea?"
Zhang Lei's face turned even greener. He didn't expect this. It was just forced on the spot!
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei, are you willing to redeem the Complete Collection of Ancient Chinese Poems? It will cost you 100,000 pretense points!"
"I do!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei consumed 100,000 points of pretentiousness, and the remaining pretentiousness points are 103,103 points!"
Zhang Lei said with a smile: "Teacher Li, I am really too lazy to answer this kind of pediatric question. If you have the ability, you can talk to me!"
Teacher Li was stunned. He didn't expect that Zhang Lei could show off. His grades were all written on the report card. Why don't you admit it?
Teacher Li smiled and said: "Zhang Lei, tell me, I'll see what you can get in the exam!"
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "In ancient literature, of course I recommend the Tao Te Ching first. Let me give you a random test! If you don't respect the virtuous, what will happen next?"
Teacher Li was stunned. He didn't know the Tao Te Ching. He didn't expect Zhang Lei to take the test on him. He said directly: "Don't just say something casually and pretend to be cool. If you have the ability, just recite what's behind it!"
Zhang Lei smiled and recited: "If you don't respect the virtuous, the people will not fight; if you don't value the hard-to-find goods, the people will not steal; if you don't see the desirable, the people will not be confused. This is the rule of the sage, with an empty mind and a real heart."
Abdomen; Weaken the will and strengthen the bones. It often makes the people ignorant and desireless, making the wise men dare not do anything. If you do nothing, everything will be cured."
Teacher Li was dumbfounded. Could it be that Zhang Lei was just pretending to be so rich? Is he really a super academic who doesn't bother to answer these simple questions?
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool and got 100 points of pretending to be cool!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool and got 100 points of pretending to be cool!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool and got 100 points of pretending to be cool!"
…
The pretentiousness value started to rise again.
In some live broadcast rooms, some people even asked: "Zhang Lei is so awesome, it's so unbelievable!"
Someone immediately said: "Maybe it was arranged by the program team. I don't believe he is so awesome that he has the guts to recite a section of Li Sao!"
…
There happened to be a student present in the live broadcast room. He immediately stood up and said: "Zhang Lei, you will be taught the Tao Te Ching, but you may not be taught anything else. If you have the ability, you can also memorize a section of Li Sao!"
There was a look of disdain on Zhang Lei's face, but he sighed in his heart, thank you for asking me to recite ancient poems. If you asked me to recite to Lu Xun's collected works, I would probably hit the wall and die!
Zhang Lei put his hands behind his back and started to recite each sentence!
Not only did he recite it, but he also recited it in Changsha dialect. Every sentence of "Li Sao" seemed to come from Qu Yuan's mouth, and everyone was mesmerized!
That student was so impressed that he fell into admiration!
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei's pretense was successful! Increase the pretense value by 100 points!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei's pretense was successful! Increase the pretense value by 100 points!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei's pretense was successful! Increase the pretense value by 100 points!"
…
The pretentiousness value has soared so high that the system can’t even calculate the total!
At this moment, Teacher Li yelled: "Zhang Lei, what the hell is your name? Li Sao, you just won't be punished, why are you speaking a bunch of foreign languages!"
"Pfft, several students present burst out laughing!"
Zhang Lei also looked at Teacher Li speechlessly for a while, and said with a helpless expression: "Teacher, have you ever been to college? Have you never seen a Changsha person? Never heard of Changsha dialect? Aren't you afraid of being shot for saying this?"
Teacher Li still looked puzzled and said, "Why did you shoot me? What on earth are you talking about? Is it English?"
Phew, the whole audience burst into laughter!
Zhang Lei looked at Teacher Li helplessly. This teacher was definitely sent by the principal to give him extra points. He really wished he had more relatives from the principal's family! His pretentiousness level would skyrocket!
Just then, several policemen suddenly walked in!
Wang Rumi blocked them directly and said: "What are you doing here? We are broadcasting live, you can't make trouble!"
Who knew that the police pushed Wang Rumi away and said, "I'm sorry to disturb your live broadcast, but now Zhang Lei must go back with us immediately to be investigated!"