Zhang Lei soon noticed that the girl had been observing him, and he immediately frowned. Pu Bo did everything he could, and even bribed the stewardess on the plane. Could it be possible that he asked the stewardess to drug him? Thinking of this, Zhang Lei was simply depressed and crazy.
Well, when he just passed the security check, he brought a 2.5-liter bottle of Coke, but the security staff wanted to detain it. Otherwise, he would have drank it on the spot!
Zhang Lei had no choice but to drink it, and now he always feels like a spring of water is ready to come out between his two buttocks!
At this time, the girl came over, holding a bottle of Coke and said with a smile: "Sir, are you thirsty?"
Zhang Lei glanced at the other party and looked at the Coke. He almost wanted to vomit! Damn it, it was indeed sent by the retarded Pu Bo Pirate. He waved his hand. Although the other party was sent by Pu Bo Pirate, he was smiling at him after all.
He was talking, and besides, his appearance was not inferior to that of Wang Rumi. He was even taller than Wang Rumi, so he looked even more good-looking!
When facing a beautiful woman, even if the other person is a bad person, Zhang Lei must remain polite. Now that he is young after all, he still has to learn, but what if he grows up? If he can maintain a long-term relationship with the other person outside of spirit, that would be a good idea.
choose!
Zhang Lei was thinking wildly, but he saw the Coke again! He immediately let out a vomit and spat it out!
Coke is gassy, Zhang Lei was like a fire dragon spitting fire and spraying Coke all over Gu Yan's face!
Gu Yan was dumbfounded. In order to keep smiling and give the other party a good influence, she smiled with a long mouth!
Suddenly a big gulp of Coke fell into his mouth!
Gu Yan is ready to die!
But as a flight attendant, my makeup is all gone!
Gu Yan cried out in pain, "Ah!" and ran to the meeting!
The people in the carriage immediately burst into laughter!
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool, and he was so funny. He got 1 point of pretending!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool, and he was so funny. He got 1 point of pretending!"
"Ding dong, Zhang Lei successfully pretended to be cool, and he was so funny. He got 1 point of pretending!"
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Phew, this time it's Zhang Lei's turn to squirt. I didn't expect that Doubi gave me another show of pretentiousness, but it was just a little lower!
Although Coca-Cola touched the opponent's body, it was also all over his body. Thanks to his weight loss for the competition, he had eaten almost nothing in the past few days, otherwise he wouldn't be sick to death by now?
Zhang Lei walked to the toilet door and saw that the toilet door was closed! He knocked lightly a few times and said, "Is anyone there? Let me wipe your face!"
After saying this, the toilet door suddenly opened!
Directly, a bare-faced Gu Yan stood in front of him. At this time, his work clothes had been taken off, revealing what he was wearing underneath. Zhang Lei took one look and almost made his eyes pop out!
He thought to himself, Damn it, Pu Bo Pirate, this is too much. I have a good reputation and you actually use seduction to deal with me. I must study hard and grow into a pillar in the future. This stewardess is really
pretty!
Gu Yan said with a smile: "Passengers, I'm sorry. It was all my fault just now. Please come in and I'll help you!"
Zhang Lei looked at the other party in horror. Although I am not afraid of mountains of swords and seas of fire and my system, but facing a woman, I might not be able to remember the summoning system when I die, right?
Before Zhang Lei could say anything, Gu Yan had already grabbed Zhang Lei and pulled him closer to the toilet!
No matter how you think about it, a man and a woman alone share the same bathroom, which is a bit weird!
Gu Yan said: "It's all my fault for causing you to spray Coke! But why did you spray Coke?"
Looking at Gu Yan who didn't blame himself for being sprayed with coke on his face, Zhang Lei couldn't lose his temper at all!
He sighed and said, "I don't want to either. When I went through the security check, I brought a 2.5-liter bottle of Coke! Damn it, otherwise I would have brought it with me. If I wanted to bring it with me, I would have to drink it! I'm used to being poor.
How could you possibly spoil them? I just drank a bottle of Coke!"
"Pfft!" Gu Yan burst out laughing, "I drank a bottle! What a big stomach it is, no wonder I squirted!"
She continued to smile and said: "It's all my fault. I'll give you the Coke! If I give you Mirinda, maybe you won't vomit!"
Hearing about Mirinda and thinking that Mirinda also had a temper, Zhang Lei suddenly retched!
Gu Yan was amused again!
Zhang Lei looked at Gu Yan and suddenly said seriously: "Beauty, although you are very beautiful, if you want to deal with me in a simple way, I'm afraid you can't do it! I won't be fooled! No matter how hard you treat me,
I won’t do anything because I know that you are all bribed by Pu Bo!”
When Gu Yan heard this, he laughed again and said, "Who is so unlucky to have such a bad name?"
Zhang Lei said awkwardly: "You don't know Pu Bo Pirates? Or are you just pretending to me?"
Gu Yan was stunned and asked: "Who is the Pu Bo Pirate? If you don't tell me, I, I will ignore you for the rest of my life!"
This little girl's classic line actually came out of Gu Yan's mouth. Zhang Lei was stunned, his wariness suddenly disappeared, and he started to popularize science for Gu Yan!
When Gu Yan knew Zhang Lei's entire experience, he immediately admired Zhang Lei!
Gu Yan took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Then can I add your WeChat account?"
Zhang Lei and her scanned each other's WeChat messages!
Then both of them tidied up their clothes and opened the toilet door!
But when he opened the toilet door, Zhang Lei was stunned.
Because Wang Rumi stood outside the toilet door with an angry look on her face, watching Zhang Lei and his shoulders being held up by Gu Yan from behind!
Wang Rumi yelled: "Zhang Lei, what are you doing?"
Zhang Lei was dumbfounded and said: "We were sorting out clothes and he helped me!"
When Wang Rumi heard this, she became even more angry and yelled: "A woman helps you sort out your clothes in the toilet?"
Wang Rumi yelled this angrily, and everyone in the plane heard it and burst into laughter!
Zhang Lei covered his face and said, "Can you please lower your voice?"
Wang Rumi continued to yell: "You dislike my loud voice?"
Zhang Lei was speechless. Why don't women have any brains? He just said what he said. He glanced at Gu Yan in embarrassment, only to find that Gu Yan was about to cry!
Wang Rumi saw that Zhang Lei and Gu Yan were not saying a word, and suddenly thought that she had nothing to do with Zhang Lei, so why should she care about other people's lives.
So he whispered: "Zhang Lei, do you know that you are no longer a commoner! You are a professional boxer! Countless people are paying attention to your every word and deed!"
Zhang Lei felt like crying. He just hoped that no one on this plane would recognize him, otherwise, he would really become famous this time!