One hundred and sixty seventh chapter head recruit
I looked at Nezha beside me,
"Order the soldiers to clean out the granary, prepare some hay and put it into sacks. Are you saying that the food and grass are ready and the troops can be sent out in a few days?"
"What does this mean?" Nezha asked.
"Go and give the order, don't ask!"
Then, I walked to Di Xin who was standing aside and looked at him.
"Can you forgive me once?"
"Do you think the flood can be recovered?"
"Is Qiao'er about to give birth?"
"You don't need to worry about this!"
"That's good!"
I saw that at this time, the soldiers had almost packed up the grain in the granary, and then brought new sacks filled with straw.
I looked at them,
"Thank you for your hard work, lock the door and you can leave!"
"yes!"
I looked at Di Xin again,
"Let's go, let's go stay in the camp for a while. There will be a good show in a while?"
"What's the show?" Di Xin asked.
"Yes, sister, what kind of show is this?" Nezha also asked.
"Let's go back to the camp first, and then I'll talk to you?"
In this way, we returned to the tent in our army camp. We found a tent and walked in. Me, Digong, Nezha and Di Xin were all sitting around the table. I glanced at them,
"Have you seen Tu Xingsun?"
"Tu Xingsun! Did he burn all this food?" Tu Xingsun looked at me in surprise and asked.
"Yes, I just saw a head protruding from the ground outside the granary. It's definitely him! We will definitely be able to capture him alive this time!"
"Ji'er, what are your countermeasures?" Tugong asked again.
"This time let's do something shady and use smoke. The sacks in the granary are filled with straw that I asked people to put in to lure Tu Xingsun. It is estimated that Tu Xingsun will burn the grain and grass in the near future. The four sides of the granary are filled with straw.
It is not ventilated, so we have lit smoke inside in advance. Tu Xingsun's earth walking skills are so powerful that he will fall unconscious as soon as he enters the granary. It will not be difficult for us to capture him alive!"
"Okay, just do what sister says!" Nezha said.
Di Xin looked at me,
"Who is going to put out this smoke?"
"Of course he is the earth's master, so it would be most appropriate for him to escape."
I look at the land,
“Lord Lord, you’ve got a job!”
"It's a small matter, easy to talk about! Then I'll go now."
"Hey, wait?" I shouted.
"how?"
"Are you addicted to smoke?"
"I have it in my body, but I have never put it to use. How about I try the medicine today?"
"Where did you get it?"
"I stole it from the great wizard's room when I was trapped in the Witch Clan a few years ago."
"Will that still be effective?" I asked.
"How will you know if you don't try? I'm leaving?"
The Tudigong turned around and fled into the soil, and after a while he came back. I looked at the Tudigong,
"Come back so soon?"
"Yes, the mist is already burning, just waiting for the Tu Xingsun to enter the granary."
"Fire!" Someone shouted again outside.
A few of us grabbed the door and ran out. Then we covered our mouths and noses and walked into the granary. We saw a thick smoke inside, but we didn't see Tu Xingsun's figure. After a while, more than a dozen soldiers came in and covered them up.
The fire inside was extinguished with his mouth and nose, and only half of Tu Xingsun's head was exposed on the ground. He probably wanted to run, but he fainted before he could.
I looked at Di Xin Nezha,
"How can we get it out?"
The landowner smiled and said,
"Of course I have a solution!"
Seeing the mantra chanting in the mouth of Tu Xinggong, the soil on the ground became extremely soft. Emperor Xin stretched out his hand and pulled Tu Xingsun up.
Then we left the granary, came to the military camp, and tied Tu Xingsun's feet to the wooden stakes. The Tu Xingsun took his dragon-headed cane and poked Tu Xingsun's butt.
"Telling you to burn food and grass, asking you to burn food and grass?"
After a while, Tu Xingsun opened his round, black, trembling, child-like eyes.
"You guys, you actually tricked me into deceiving me?"
Nezha crossed his arms,
"So what, little guy, why didn't you run away instead of hiding?"
"I, I, I am unlucky if I fall into your hands today. I will definitely not be able to spare you evil people after I escape?"
The earth god hit him on the head with a dragon-headed cane.
"Whoever is an evil person, I will crush your head."
"Okay, stop knocking. I am, I'm a bad person. Can't you do that?" Tu Xingsun replied.
"This is so true!"
Nezha looked at me,
"Sister, shall we send him to King Wu for disposal?"
"That's fine, let's see what King Wu decides. But this guy's earthbending skills are so powerful, it would be bad if he ran away. How about this, let's take him back first and get him a special cage to lock him up.
Then when you send him to the palace, you won't be afraid of him running away."
"Yes, yes, sister is right." Nezha replied.
Then, I looked at Di Xin again,
"Then let's leave first. Is there anything else you want to say to me?"
"I have nothing to say, just go!"
"I really don't understand, since we have reached the point where we have nothing to say, why are you willing to stay in Xiqi and come here today?" I looked at him and replied.
"You are overthinking. I, Emperor Xin, am a man of his word. Since I promised you to help you destroy Shang, I will help you to the end!"
"Okay, no need to say more, go back and see your Qiaoer quickly?" I said again.
Then, Nezha looked at me,
"What do you care about a heartless person like my sister? Let's go our own way, and you can escape with Tu Xinggong and go back first. As for that Tu Xingsun..."
Nezha walked up to Tu Xingsun, held the wooden stake where Tu Xingsun was tied up with both hands, pulled it out of the ground and carried it on his shoulders.
"Leave it to me and I will carry him back!"
The landlord and I escaped into the soil and returned to the house.
As soon as they entered the main hall, they saw Deng Chanyu sitting on a chair with her legs crossed. The Tuigong hurriedly walked up to him and looked at Deng Chanyu up and down.
"Whose family do you belong to? Did you go to the wrong door?"
"She is here to see Nezha, Deng Chanyu, the daughter of Deng Jiugong." I replied.
"Yes, I am Deng Chanyu!"
It seemed that Deng Chanyu was going to have sex with Nezha, and they did it again so quickly. I saw Deng Chanyu continuing to eat her melon seeds.
After a while, I saw Nezha coming back with Tu Xingsun on his shoulders. Deng Chanyu was overjoyed to see it was Nezha and ran out.
"Nezha, are you back?"
Nezha squinted his eyes and rolled his eyes at Deng Chanyu,
"Why are you here again?"
"I can't bear to leave you. I went back to say hello to my father and then came to find you. Nezha, what are you carrying?"
"You don't have to worry about it!"
Nezha continued to walk inside, and Deng Chanyu saw someone carrying someone behind him.
"What is this thing? Is it from the Kingdom of Little People? Is it so fun?"
Nezha turned to look at Deng Chanyu,
"Don't touch it, be careful he bites you, he has rabies!"
"Nezha, you said that about me, so you got rabies?" Tu Xingsun said with a blank look at Nezha.
After saying that, Tu Xingsun looked at Deng Chanyu with a smile,
"Miss, I am one of the twelve golden immortals of the Chan Sect. I am Tu Xingsun's disciple from Feiyun Cave in Jialong Mountain."
Nezha found a place in the courtyard and drove the wooden stake deeply into the soil. Then he looked at Tu Xingsun,
"Master, I will lock your magic power and see how you escape?"
Deng Chanyu walked up to him and looked at Tu Xingsun while eating melon seeds.
"Little guy, how old are you?"
"How old are you? I am an adult. I am a good and upright man!"
"Ah hahahaha, you are the only one who is still upright, can you stand up?"
"What the girl said is certainly true!"
Nezha glanced at Deng Chanyu and said,
"What are you doing here instead of staying with your father?"
"Don't I miss you?"
"But I don't miss you!" Nezha replied.
"So, I will come every day, and you will see me every day. As time goes by, won't you miss me?"
Nezha rolled his eyes at Deng Chanyu fiercely, then walked into the main hall.
Tu Xingsun, who was hung on the wooden stake, looked at Deng Chanyu with a smile.
"He doesn't understand the charm and comes to me. I will do whatever the lady says."
"Just save it!"
"Miss, don't go! Except for the stars in the sky, I have no way to get them. As long as you say you want it, I will take it for you no matter what?"
Deng Chanyu turned to look at Tu Xingsun,
"You don't even look at your appearance, are you worthy? Okay, if you can come to me with Jiang Ziya's head, I, Deng Chanyu, will marry you."
"Do you really mean what you say, Miss?"
Deng Chanyu rolled her eyes,
"Of course it's serious. You'd better escape first and talk about it. Short Winter Melon still wants to take advantage of this girl. Why don't you piss and take a photo?"
"I don't look good like this, but my heart for the lady is true. As long as you don't lie to me, it's fine. As long as I can get Jiang Ziya's head, will you marry me?"
"Yes, I will marry you if I get Jiang Ziya's head!"
"It's settled!"
“It’s a deal!”
Deng Chanyu walked into the main hall and sat on the chair. I looked at Deng Chanyu.
"Why did you let Tu Xingsun take the Prime Minister's head as a betrothal gift? Do you know where you are now? This is Xiqi. You asked Tu Xingsun to take the Prime Minister's head. This is not a big rebellion.
?”
"What's the point? This Jiang Ziya has a magic whip in his hand, and his magic power is not low. How could he be killed by his hand? Besides, he has been captured, how can he escape so easily?"
Nezha looked at Deng Chanyu and said,
"Then if nothing happens, just go back?"
Deng Chanyu lay on the table biting her lower lip and looked at Nezha sitting opposite,
"What if I don't come back? What are you going to do to me?"
"this......."
Deng Chanyu stood up, pulled Nezha's sleeves, stepped forward and sat in Nezha's arms, then turned to look at Nezha,
"Didn't we agree to fight for hundreds of rounds until dawn?"
Nezha pushed Deng Chanyu down.
"Since your father has surrendered to Xiqi, I won't argue with you today. You should return to your father as soon as possible, otherwise..."
Deng Chanyu stood facing Nezha, raised one leg and put it on Nezha's shoulder, looking at Nezha with a smile on her face,
"Otherwise, what if you can eat me?"
Nezha removed Deng Chanyu's legs and stood up.
"I'm back in my room. If you want to stay, stay or go. Don't bother me again?"
Deng Chanyu took two steps forward, took Nezha's hand and put it on his chest.
"Just in time, my chest is feeling tight, why don't you invite me in to take a rest?"
Nezha quickly took his hand,
"Why don't you go back to your father's place to rest?"
Nezha walked into his room and was about to close the door when Deng Chanyu put one foot in first. Nezha closed the door and
"Oh, my legs?"
Nezha held the door and looked at Deng Chanyu's legs, which were caught in the door.
"You, please retract your legs quickly?"
"If you hold the door shut, how can they retract it?"
Nezha slowly opened the door, and Deng Chanyu immediately rushed forward and threw Nezha directly to the ground.
I saw Deng Chanyu looking at Nezha lying on the ground.
"If you do what I want today, then I won't come to harass you in the future. If you do, I will come every day?"
"this......."
Deng Chanyu's fingertips slid across Nezha's cheek, then his chest,
"What's this? Why don't we have fun together? As long as I try it once, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave." After saying that, Deng Chanyu kissed Nezha gently on the face.
Seeing Nezha's cheeks turning red, he was already feeling drunk and almost couldn't hold himself back.
The land lord hurriedly walked to the door of Nezha's house.
Ahem——
"I said it's broad daylight, Deng Chanyu, you don't pay much attention to us people. Get up quickly? Otherwise, I will..."
"What's going on?" Deng Chanyu looked at Nezha and said to Tu Tu Gong.
The landowner looked at me,
"Hey! It's not convenient for me like Ji'er to do anything. Come on, come and get Deng Chanyu up?"
I got up and walked to the door and looked at Deng Chanyu who was still lying on Nezha.
"I didn't expect you to be so dissolute. If word of this gets out, your father's face will be disgraced. Can you get up quickly?"
After saying that, I walked over, took Deng Chanyu's arm, and lifted her up.
Nezha seemed to have come back to his senses. I looked at Nezha with a rosy face.
"Nezha, are you okay?"
Nezha touched his face,
"Why is my heart trembling more and more intensely? Sister, am I sick?"
"this........"
"You should get up quickly. After a while, Deng Chanyu pounced on her again, and we couldn't stop her?" the landowner replied.
Nezha stood up, glanced at Deng Chanyu, covered his face, and then closed the door tightly.
"I blush for you, a little girl. How could Deng Jiugong have a daughter like you? Aren't you afraid that your father will punish you if he finds out?" Tu Tu Gong looked at Deng Chanyu and said.
"What's the point? Why can a man have three wives and four concubines, while a woman can only be betrothed to one husband in her life?"
"This is a rule passed down from ancient times, and women must abide by women's ways. Okay, why don't you go back quickly?" the Earth God said again.
At this time, I also had the same idea as Tuguigong and wanted Deng Chanyu to leave as soon as possible. There were already enough things going on and no one could keep an eye on her at any time.
Tu Tu Gong and I moved to send Deng Chanyu out of the door. We saw that Tu Xingsun on the wooden stake in the courtyard had disappeared. Tu Tu Gong strode to the wooden stake, took the rope on it and looked at it.
"The rope was bitten off forcefully. Is there still blood on it?"
I took the rope from Tudigong's hand and looked at it. It was just as Tudigong said, the broken parts were chewed messily and there were blood stains on it.
"No, Prime Minister!" I said.
The landowner looked at me,
"Isn't this grandson really going to take Jiang Ziya's head as a betrothal gift to Deng Chanyu?"