Ao Run and I returned to Mo Tan Mo Nian's mansion. After my soul returned to my body, I fell into a dazed and confused dream.
In the dream, I saw myself as a young woman from a seaside fish village. She was wearing a blue cloth skirt with white flowers, a scarf of the same cloth on her head, tightly wrapped around a mass of ink-black hair at the back.
bun.
He looked very kind and good-looking. I was sitting on the beach drying fish and shrimp, and there was a fishing boat docked on the beach. At this time, a man stepped out of the fishing boat, holding a fish basket in his hand, and walked towards me happily.
And I went up to him and shouted,
"Husband." I saw the man, casually dropped the fish basket and picked me up.
"I miss you so much. I've been thinking about you all the time these days I've been out at sea."
With that said, he picked me up and walked into the farmhouse behind him. This person was none other than Ao Run.
When I woke up, I was lying in my human home, and grandma was sitting next to me. I asked grandma, where did Ao Run go? Grandma quickly replied,
"As soon as I woke up, Ao Run, Ao Run! I didn't see you caring about grandma. It's nothing to drag you down like this."
Grandma seemed a little angry and continued,
"In the kitchen."
I rubbed my eyes and looked at grandma,
"By the way, grandma, how long have I been asleep?"
"You've been sleeping for a month. It really scared me to death. I wanted to take you to the hospital, but Ao Run said you were too tired and you would be fine if you rested. I saw your face was rosy, so
I didn’t go to the hospital.”
At this time, Ao Run walked in and brought a large bowl of soup with an unknown name for me to drink. I took a look and asked,
"What kind of soup is this and what does it taste like?"
I covered my nose, my stomach churning.
"You have been sleeping for so long. Our dragon has grown up, almost two months old. I calculated that you will wake up in the next few days, so I specially stewed it for you. You must eat something nutritious. This
It’s me from the East China Sea...,,,"
He paused for a moment.
"I got this from my eldest brother...,,,"
Then he looked at grandma and didn't say her name.
I touched my belly and used my skills to explore it. I could really feel the little guy. Ao Run looked at me, and I also looked at the bowl in his hand.
So he picked up the bowl and took two sips. The smell was terrible. He shook his head hurriedly.
"Can't drink."
Grandma actually thinks the soup tastes particularly good.
"Don't waste it if you can't drink it."
After saying that, he picked up the bowl and drank it all. At this time, when he looked at grandma's completely white hair, it instantly turned into black hair like ink.
I was stunned and looked at grandma,
"Grandma, your hair...?,,,"
"What's wrong?"
Grandma touched her hair and walked to the mirror. She was stunned with joy for a moment, and it took a while to come back to her senses.
"This, this old man is tired of being a child again!"
So, as happy as a child, he immediately ran to his bedroom.
Take out the clothes from many years ago and ask me,
"Do you think I look good in this one? Does that one look good on me?"
It made me dizzy and felt very sick to my stomach.
So he said to Ao Run,
"Why don't you go buy some green plums or green apricots for me?"
Ao Run looked at my uncomfortable look,
"Okay, you go to bed and have a rest first, I'll be back soon."
After Ao Run left, I got up and got out of bed and prepared to go to the bathroom. I walked over to the bathroom door and saw a man who was as high as my knees.
He stood stupidly at the door of the bathroom. I looked over and saw, isn't this a miniature version of the wretched uncle in Fengdu Ghost Town, with the young and beautiful woman?
At this time, this wretched uncle seemed to have seen me and gave me a wretched smile. He showed his yellow teeth and there was yellow liquid dripping from the corner of his mouth. One of the two upper teeth was missing. I immediately shuddered and shivered.
The uncle asked with a smile,
"Girl, do you want a sanitary napkin?"
"What did you say?"
The uncle rubbed his nose and asked again,
"Hey! Girl, do you want sanitary napkins or toilet paper?"
I'll go! I was stunned by his shocking words! Looking at his look of needing a beating, I couldn't say anything for a long time. I picked up his hair and put my knee on his neck. The other one
I hit him hard on his wretched face with my fist for a long time. It was really refreshing to see his face covered in bruises and there was still blood at the corner of his mouth.
Then he grabbed his collar, opened the window, and used his cultivation to fly him out of the window. He flew out smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared into the clouds.
At this time, Ao Run was standing at the door, holding the green plums he had just bought in his hand. There were also some fish, meat, etc. He looked at me in shock and asked,
"Jin'er, why are you so angry today? Is this not good for the child?"
I ignored him and walked straight into the bedroom. Ao Run followed me immediately.
"What's wrong? Don't be angry, okay?"
"Who is that wretched man and why did you bring him home?"
"He is the God of Farts and the husband of Zi Gu, the God of Toilets."
I asked with a puzzled look on my face,
"How can there be such a god in this world?"
"Do you remember the Fengdu Ghost City, when we dealt with Hong Gu together? At that time, a young woman and this god of shit saved us by dropping things in the air."
Ao Run looked at my slightly softened expression and continued,
"That young woman is Zi Gu's toilet god, and that man actually manages the toilets in the world just like Zi Gu. But everyone knows Zi Gu, but not him, so he calls himself the fart god. That's it.
For the sake of the world, let him be distinguished from Zigu."
After listening to this, my stomach was churning again, and I almost vomited it out. Ao Run looked at my uncomfortable look, hurriedly came over, and gently beat my back,
"Jin'er, are you okay? Why did you react so violently? In fact, they have saved our lives. It's good to have a god at home to protect us, isn't it?"
"I don't need such a divine blessing at home. Isn't it enough to have a troublesome real dragon like you at home? In addition, when this little dragon comes out in a while, it will be as easy as mine. These days
There is no way to survive.”
"Jin'er, will you be obedient?"
Then Ao Run looked at me seriously and continued,
"Do you know Hunyuan Jindou?"
I looked at Ao Run and shook my head.
"This magic weapon is one of the magic weapons of Empress Sanxiao. It is an ancient magic weapon that can carry all things in the world. Sanxiao once used it to capture Taoist Lu Ya and Erlang Shenjun, and also captured Jin Zha and Mu Zha. San Xiao was captured by
After my Yellow Turban soldiers surrendered, the Hunyuan Golden Dou disappeared."
"So what, what does it have to do with you and me?"
"Do you know why Hunyuan Jindou can remove the three flowers on top of the gods and make their magic power disappear instantly? That's because all gods are afraid of filthy things. That Hunyuan Jindou uses the most filthy thing in the world.
It was made by refining all kinds of things. So this toilet god is the only god in the world who can create the Hunyuan Golden Dou. And with this Hunyuan Golden Dou, there is no god in the whole world who can hurt you and me.
Even if you are going through a tribulation, there is no need to be afraid, you can still survive it safely. In this way, you and I can live peacefully together and enjoy peace and happiness from generation to generation."
Having said this, Ao Run lowered his head silently and stopped talking. As if he had something on his mind, his eyes suddenly dimmed. After a moment, he said again in a low tone,
"I'm not afraid of any disaster in this world, only the disaster of love. I'm really afraid of losing you."
So I leaned over and looked at him and replied,
"No matter what happens, I will never leave you. Since this Hunyuan Jindou is so powerful, well, I'll let you do it. You can do whatever you want. It's up to you."
"Really? Jin'er is too good."
At this time, the voice of the fart god came from outside the open window. I saw the fart god crawling in, mumbling as he climbed,
"Damn it, this girl is so strong, she almost broke my bones."
I took a look at Fu Shen,
"I'll throw you to death!"
The God of Farts looked over with a playful smile and replied,
"Young girl has such a beautiful face, and she is also smart and lovely. Not to mention a few throws and punches, even if it takes my life, I will still be willing to do so!"
As he spoke, he hurriedly ran in, muttering as he ran,
“After flying all the way back, I was very thirsty, so I picked up my usual water cup and walked into the bathroom.
I opened the toilet lid, reached in with the cup, scooped it up, and drank it all.
"The spring water at the girl's house is really sweet!" He said, scooping up another cup, and then drank it completely.
I just stood here stupidly, unable to say a word as I watched. After a while, I pointed at the fart god and said,
"From now on, that cup will be given to you. Remember, that cup is yours. Don't use it indiscriminately. Otherwise, I will beat you up and fly you out of the window."
I saw the fart god taking a look at the cup in his hand,
"Isn't this cup too girly?"
"Use whatever is given to you. If you don't obey, you will get punched." After saying that, I raised my fist and looked at him.
That fart god kept nodding his head,
"Okay, the cup the girl gave me, of course I like it. I like it so tight. I will use it to drink water from now on." After saying this, the guy smiled obscenely at me, and then showed his mouth again.
Huangya. I quickly shifted my gaze to distract myself so that I didn't feel sick to my stomach.
I thought to myself, the behavior of this fart god is really shocking! Ao Run saw that my face was not very good, so he helped me into the house.
After entering the room, I thought about Fengdu Ghost Town. It reminded me of Ao Shun.
The last time we saw each other, he was stabbed by Ao Run, and then stabbed in the chest by Hong Gu. He was seriously injured. He didn't know whether he was dead or alive now. So he lowered his head, not daring to look at Ao Run's eyes, and lowered his head.
The voice asked in a low voice,
"How is Ao Shun? Is he still alive?"
Ao Run looked at me and seemed impatient.
"He's not dead, he's still alive. He's being raised in Beihai now. However, his injuries are quite serious, but my eldest brother has visited him, and I guess he's fine now."