Hans didn't pay attention to the woman's cries and screams. Instead, he ripped off the little kid's bellyband and threw it aside.
"What are you going to do!" The woman shouted nervously when she saw Hans' actions, "Don't think that you can become the young master of my Li family by killing my son! You--"
"Shut up!" Hans was annoyed by the woman's noise and directly silenced her, "Who has your surname Li? My surname is Zhang! The bow is long! How can Li Zimu be worthy of being a bow?"
"Hey! It turns out that my baby's surname is Zhang! I misunderstood, I misunderstood!" Fatty quickly spoke up to smooth things over, "I didn't know that my baby is from the lineage of God Haotian! I'm so rude, so rude!"
The surname Zhang has nothing to do with God Haotian, Hans thought to himself, and suddenly realized that something was wrong! He called Zhang his surname, but the other party did not refute but admitted that it was most likely that he followed the folk legend that the Jade Emperor was named Zhang Jian!
It was the title given to Haotian during the Tang and Song Dynasties! There is also a folk saying that the Jade Emperor is the incarnation of God Haotian, and the theory of heaven was also formed during that period... Although the research on mythology and Taoist classics do not admit it,
The Jade Emperor is in charge of heaven and rules over all the gods. The reason why similar myths are so long-standing is that they were obviously fabricated by the rulers of the feudal dynasty in order to establish the legitimacy of their divine right to kings and encouraged their spread! In this world
... It seems to be the background of ancient mythology, but it is probably... a secondary setting world based on myths and legends! Not the fictional world of fairy tales like Lingjian Mountain!
"Descendants of God Haotian?" "Oh my God! How is this possible?" "That fat statue... is also an immortal! What he said should be right!" "It must be right! You didn't read it.
Until he easily subdued the little devil of the Li family?" "Then should we bow down..." Hearing the fat man's words, the men, women, old and children in the Li family's yard started talking, and the words became more and more confusing and amplified.
The sound interrupted Hans's thoughts.
"Bye--"
"Get up!" Everyone was about to kowtow to Hans, but Hans spoke up to stop everyone from kneeling down. "You don't need to kneel down to me. Even if I am a descendant of God Haotian, I am just far away from my relatives who are hundreds of thousands of miles away.
He is not a god, he is a mortal just like you. You can leave today and wait until I finish settling things with the Li family."
"Um... may I ask what you call me?" An old man walked out of the crowd.
"Old man, just call me Young Master of the Zhang family." Hans said politely.
"Young Master Zhang, you must control this little devil. We in Chentangguan have been resisting the demon clan for generations and are sworn in with the demons! But look at him, he stayed in his mother's womb for three years! As soon as he was born, he destroyed his family.
What a disaster! If it were a little bigger--"
"Chentangguan!? Li Jing!!? He stayed in his mother's womb for three years!?" Hans's exclamation interrupted the old man's words, "What the hell is this Li Nezha!? The third prince of Nezha!?
List of gods!!!? Damn it!!!”
"I dare to ask the young master of the Zhang family, how did you know... No, you know that this is quite normal for our Li family in Chentangguan, but how did you know my son's name? And Li is just the commander-in-chief of the district. He Dehe
For you to call Nie Zi... this is too much!" Li Jing said with some trembling!
"Your whole family will be canonized as gods in the future, and you will be canonized as King Tuota Li. It is justifiable for your son to be called Prince. Isn't your son's master Taiyi Zhenren? At least he should know something about the canonization of gods, right?
." Hans answered Li Jing's question in a frivolous tone.
"Little boy of the Zhang family, I am Nezha's master! Under the Master Yuanshi, I am the Master Taiyi of the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain!" As he said that, the fat man with big head and big ears took out a fly whisk and posed.
Hans walked up to the fat man, stretched out his little hand and slapped his round and fat belly! A wave of flesh spread from the place where the slap was made to the naked eye and spread all over the fat man's body, "My dear, what are you doing?" Taiyi
It's really strange that Hans's slapping didn't hurt but it was a little itchy.
"You're so fat!" Hans patted her again, "Shave your hair, replace your whisk with a wooden fish, and wear a string of beads!"
"Huh?" Taiyi didn't quite understand what Hans was going to do, "My dear, I'm a Taoist, not a monk! Do you know what to do?"
"You did what I told you, and then you called yourself Maitreya Buddha. I definitely believe it!" Hans laughed loudly, and then kept patting Taiyi's belly!
"Me! I have baby fat! What do you know!" Taiyi became a little angry!
"Baby? Fat?" After hearing this, Hans directly expressed 23333 through actions.
Taiyi can only be helpless and furious!
"Hahahahahahaha! Haha!" Hans gradually stopped laughing wildly. After getting up, he pointed at Nezha, "Baby, just born!", and then pointed at himself, "Baby, there are still five days to go.
12 months old! You said you have baby fat, have you asked us?" Then he punched Taiyi's belly a few more times, "Are you trying to laugh me to death in order to save your apprentice? How insidious!"
"Piaji!" Hans slapped Taiyi hard on the stomach for the last time, leaving an obvious slap mark~
"What a bully! What a bully!" Taiyi murmured in a low voice with tears in his eyes.
"Did the immortal get injured after being beaten?" Li Jing walked to Taiyi and showed concern.
"My heart," Taiyi cried.
"But it hurts your heart!?" Li Jing was a little frightened!
"I feel so bad! This kid has such a venomous tongue! His words really hurt people's hearts! Don't you think I'm just a little plump?" Taiyi's answer made Li Jing feel helpless and even wanted to laugh!
"Well! I only know some general information. Can any of you tell me the details? How can you say that he is a demon?" Hans thought for a while, but first he had to find out why the world of the Conferred Gods List is so weird.
Li Jing respectfully explained the ins and outs to Hans and everyone. After everyone learned that Nezha was not the spiritual pill but the reincarnation of the magic pill, they shouted to kill Nezha! And Mrs. Li quickly ran over and hugged Nezha.
Keep it in your arms!
"Quiet!" Hans said to stop the shouting of everyone, "You have never thought that if you kill him like this now, the demonic energy that was originally sealed in his body will spread, and you will be the first to bear the brunt of the misfortune.
The entire Chentangguan! By then all your people, animals, and plants will be infected with demonic energy, and you will not be able to withstand that kind of erosion. Infertility, deformed children, crop failures, and epidemics are rampant, and your Chentangguan will be reduced to a desperate situation.
Got it!"
Taiyi originally wanted to stop Hans from talking nonsense! But when he saw Hans' little hand behind his back shaking towards him, he understood that he was just giving up everyone's idea of killing Nezha.
"Young Master Zhang, what do you think we should do?" The old man bowed deeply to the pillar next to him. A strong man with an unshaven beard picked up the old man and twisted him towards Hans.
"The magic pill is originally blessed by the Heavenly Tribulation Curse. If you don't do anything, the magic will disappear when the Heavenly Tribulation drops in three years. Why should you bother yourself?" Hans's words made everyone feel better. "The third son of the Li family is
The person who suffered the calamity on your behalf has a destiny of three years determined by fate. If he does anything extraordinary in the past three years, you should just bear with it. I guess no matter how crazy he is, he will at most cause you some damage.
Houses and property, compared to the raging evil spirit, which result do you want to accept? Don't talk about driving him away. If you drive him away, people in other places will definitely hate you all in Chentangguan if they know about it.
."
"This... can only be like this." The old man said helplessly, saying that he could accept the result of enduring for three years. "I hope General Li can take strict care of the family. Please understand that it is not easy for the Li family! Let's all disperse.
Come on, Young Master Zhang and the Li family still have something to do." After saying that, everyone gradually left.
"Okay, these ordinary people are gone, and we can start settling our accounts! Come here!" Hans suddenly moved Nezha to his side!
"Zhang's baby, look, you haven't been hurt at all~" Taiyi still begged in a very protective manner!
"I was not injured because of my ability!" Hans curled his lips and retorted, "You should be punished if you do something wrong, not to mention that his actions were meant to kill people! An attempted murder is not murder? It is your share to compensate me!
Punishment is legal and compliant! You first understand the relationship between rights, responsibilities and obligations! Let’s talk about it later! I persuaded the people to leave, but I still repay evil with kindness for your Li family!"
"But he is still a child!" Mrs. Li cried out in pain!
"What kind of punishment will my son suffer for not teaching his father? I, Li, am willing to shoulder the responsibility! Of course, the compensation will satisfy you, Master Zhang!" Li Jing stood up and spoke righteously!
"Haha! What a joke!" Hans laughed, "He is still a child, so we can't let him go!"
"Baby, don't go too far!" Taiyi stood up angrily!
"Your child is just a child, and other people's children are just puppies?" Hans got angry immediately, "It's not as bad as Bilian's! If your child can't bully others, you adults will step in if others want to get him back.
?”
As soon as Hans's words came out, Li Jing, his wife, and Taiyi looked at each other awkwardly, as if they understood something wrong!
"Get away from me!" Hans shouted angrily, and all three of them flew away.
I saw Hans adjusting Nezha's floating posture and murmuring, "I have been waiting for so long just for an opportunity like this! I want to fight for it, not to prove that I am great, but to tell you that I have lost
I must get it back! If you don’t cry today, it won’t be over!” As he said that, Hans raised his little hand, curled up his middle finger, and played wildly at Nezha’s little bird!
Everyone could only hear Nezha's incompetent rage and ferocious roars at the top of his lungs. Not long after, they turned into screams. Slowly, the screams and wails turned into howls!
Li Jing and his wife and Taiyi Zhenren were anxious and sad. After hitting the wall and stopping flying, they hurried back to the original place. The miserable scene of Nezha that came into their eyes made the three of them stunned and didn't know what to do!