Chapter 1 Unlimited Streaming Newbies Must Be Standard! (Part 1)
"It's full, it's full, it's full, it's full, it's full
The cycle begins again and again, followed by five
However, when it is full, it is an opportunity to waste it.
declare
You listen to my orders, and my life is with your sword.
In response to the call of the Holy Grail, if you are willing to follow this will and this principle, then respond.
I swear here
I am willing to accomplish all the good deeds in the world
I wish to put an end to all evil deeds in the world
I am the one who holds his chains
You are the seven heavens entwined with the three great speaking spirits, from the Wheel of Suppression, the Guardian of the Scales--"
"Following the will of the Holy Grail, Joan of Arc responded to the call. Are you my master? Hey, hey, hey!? Where is the Holy Grail? Where is this!?"
"Um... it makes sense. With your blond hair, you said you were Joan of Arc. I seem to understand why the Burgundian nobles sold you to the British and burned you. By the way, don't call me master. According to the genealogy, I am probably you.
Thirteenth generation nephew."
"Eh???"
----------------------------------------
Zhang Han, no, the little baby named Hans Zhang Dalke now, in his previous life was a post-80s flower grower who graduated from a third-rate university and was a loser.
Unfortunately, in both lives, Hans was not an orphan. In his previous life, his parents were both working as flower growers in a small county town. In this life, Hans’s mother was an elite Chinese scholar sent by the government to study in the UK in the 1970s. She was born in the Zhang family of Longhu Mountain. Hans
Although Si's father's family background is not prominent, at least there was a historical celebrity named Joan of Arc.
But luckily, I was diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis shortly after graduating from college in my previous life. As an IT practitioner, although I don’t have high technical qualifications, I do technical support work for systems in a niche industry, and my salary in the same area is comparable to that of the same major, ranked 985th, the lowest
I am an undergraduate from several schools. In 5 years, my salary in what is called a second-tier but actually a third-tier city has risen from 4k before tax for a fresh graduate to 8k after tax. I go to the hospital every night for injections of domestic biological agents and medication review.
My salary was all gone, and I still needed support from my parents for food, clothing, housing, and transportation. Fortunately, I died early, and my parents in the previous life were able to take a breath of relief financially. They only emptied the family's cash savings, not to mention that my parents were still discussing whether to sell the house.
for your own treatment.
My parents both have pensions, and they will definitely live a more leisurely life without this burden of their own. My parents, who have caused trouble to you, will never trouble you again if there is a next life. This is like sitting in front of the computer and staying up late to write in my previous life.
The last thoughts in Zhang Han's mind at the end of his life.
Although my father in this life is French-British, and there is something wrong with being named Hans, the doting of my grandparents and mother, and the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes to see the world after I was born, is a
After seeing the house elf in a pillowcase, Hans felt that nothing was wrong! It was not me, it was the world that was wrong! It is both scientific and magical! In this life, I have relied on foresight and years of reading.asxs.o
With our Hogwarts guide, you will definitely live a happy life!
Hans was born in Whitby, Yorkshire on October 25, 1980. Although he was more than 8 years earlier than in his previous life, he was still born in the 1980s. His parents were busy with work and school, so they left him with his grandparents in Yorkshire.
He took care of and left the elf brought by his mother - Linglong. Every Hans's birthday, Christmas and long holidays, his father who works in London and his mother who goes to school will come back to visit Hans and bring a lot of gifts.
, what makes Hans most happy is that because his mother is Chinese, he will receive a gift on the lunar birthday!
On October 14, 1981, 12-month-old Hans celebrated his 2nd lunar birthday. Although his parents did not return to Yorkshire, Linglong placed a birthday gift on Hans' bedside early in the morning.
"Baby! Are you awake?" Grandma Meryl walked into the room and asked softly.
"Wow~ha, wake up." Hans responded with a yawn.
"Haha, little darling, your father and mother asked Linglong to bring you a lunar birthday gift. Do you want to see it?" As she said that, Grandma Meryl gently picked up Hans and helped him get dressed.
"Think~"
Grandma helped Hans unwrap the gifts. Dad gave him an Atari 2600 and several classic games. Mom gave him a Walkman and some tapes. "My fish-lipped dad, I bought this kind of obsolete electronic waste for you."
Me who is less than one year old? It’s you who wants to play with it, big pig’s hooves!” Hans thought to himself, “It will be worth buying after FC comes out in two years.”
"Oh, this is a game console and a small tape recorder? Well, grandma can use the tape recorder. Wait until your grandpa comes back from get off work and ask him to study the game console for you. Grandma is not good at operating the latest electronic products, but your grandpa is a professional Yes! Let’s have breakfast first, and after dinner we’ll go to the store to play.” “Yeah~”
Grandma Meryl runs a grocery store in a small town, selling fruits, vegetables, grains, meats, snacks, handicrafts, painting supplies and electrical tools produced on her own farm. The farm is a family business, and the Dahlke family
After their ancestors immigrated to the UK, although they resumed their old business and still farmed, after more than ten generations of accumulation, they still saved a certain amount of wealth and bought a small farm of dozens of acres as the family property.
The younger brother Huck runs it, and the grocery store is the family's private property.
"You're here, Aunt Meryl. Are you taking little Hans out for shopping? Hello, little Hans~"
"You howl~" little Hans responded, and then looked at his grandma.
"Hello, Mike. This is your Uncle Mike, my nephew." Grandma Meryl explained to little Hans.
"Oh, my God, little Hans is not even 12 months old yet? Can he speak so clearly?" Mike exclaimed in surprise.
"Haha, Hans is a smart and sweet baby. He can understand the meaning of many words. I plan to take him to the store frequently in the near future to identify the items in the store and learn more words."
"Yeah, that's great. I was also thinking that little Hans's birthday is October 25th, which is the time to prepare for Halloween in previous years. So starting from this year, I will move forward a few days. From now on, the days from 22nd to 25th will be free every year.
, prepare a birthday party for little Hans!"
"Okay, go ahead and do your work. Just leave this to me. When you come back, if you see goods that are unpacked and inconvenient to sell, record them as losses."
"Okay, I understand. Just lock the door when you leave, Aunt Meryl. Mary will be back at noon at the latest after going to deliver the goods. I'll leave now, see you later. Bye, little Hans~"
"Bye, Uncle Mike~"
"Muma~ Honey, you are so smart, you remembered your Uncle Mike so quickly~"
"Ah~ah~, Linglong, tape recorder~"
"My young master is here," Linglong said as she appeared, took out the Walkman and the tape and put them on the counter.
"Oh, do you want to listen to music, honey? Grandma will play music for you right now."