The tomboy couldn't help himself when he heard the word "guess", so he carefully poked his head out: "I guess you just entered the temple and haven't had time to get tonsured, right?"
But before Chai Yan could answer, the young master hit her on the head with a fan bone, and there was a "dong" sound, which seemed to be quite serious.
"I told you to shut up, didn't you hear me?"
The tomboy covered the painful spot on his head with both hands, tears almost slipped out of his eyes, and he said pitifully: "Yes, little... Young Master..."
Chai Yan watched the behavior of the master and servant happily, feeling very interesting in his heart.
The female childe felt that she had been laughed at for nothing, and she was very disgusted with the smile on Chai Yan's face. She suppressed her anger and said: "I don't care who you are, I tell you now, the tiles that fell just now were not thrown by us. !”
"Not you?" Chai Yan looked at her doubtfully.
The female young master said: "Whether you believe it or not, the falling tiles were indeed not thrown by us. We were on top just now and happened to see something falling. We were worried that someone would be injured, so we looked down. It turns out you But... Humph! In short, we didn't throw the tiles away, so don't just accuse good people!"
Chai Yan saw that what she said didn't sound like she was lying, so he raised his head to look at the roof of the main hall, moving left and right to adjust his viewing angle.
Sure enough, there were many gaps on the roof of the main hall where the glazed tiles had fallen off.
Chai Yan thought secretly, could it be that I really wronged them both?
Tomboy and Tomboy followed Chai Yan and looked up, and also saw traces of falling tiles on the roof of the hall.
The fake boy suddenly had evidence and shouted: "Look! I said we didn't throw it, the tiles fell by themselves!"
Chai Yan had no choice but to say: "Okay, let's just assume it wasn't you who threw it away this time..."
After that, Chai Yan was about to leave, and the matter of throwing things away should be over. He still had to go back to pack his things and go down the mountain.
But the young master refused. She walked up to Chai Yan in a few steps, stopped him with a folding fan and said, "Wait a minute, you can't leave! What did you say just now, even if it's not? Huh, what do you mean by even if, it's not the tiles we threw in the first place!" "
Chai Yan didn't want to get into more trouble with them, so he replied in a perfunctory manner: "Okay, okay, you didn't throw it away, right? Go home as soon as you have nothing to do..."
The young master suddenly said arrogantly: "What do you mean? Of course we have to go home, but before leaving, you must apologize to us!"
"Huh?" Chai Yan was slightly surprised.
The young lady raised her chin and said, "You don't understand why you need to apologize? Did all your morning and evening classes at Anping Temple go to waste? You didn't even understand what happened just now, so you wrongfully accused us of being unethical! Isn't that right? Apologize?"
Chai Yan originally saw that the other party was a girl, but he had indeed misunderstood. He thought that if a good man doesn't fight with a girl, he might as well apologize to the girl.
But when I look at the smug look on the other person's eyebrows, it seems to be saying, it's on my side, I can do whatever I want!
As a result, Chai Yan's rebellious mentality was instantly aroused. He suddenly smiled and said with cupped hands: "Yes, I did wronged the two girls just now. If I have offended you with my words, please be magnanimous. , don’t mind!”
After saying that, Chai Yan observed the changes in the expression on the young master's face with strange eyes.
As expected, the young master was shocked when Chai Yan bluntly exposed his behavior of disguising himself as a woman.
"You... you crazy monk, what are... you talking nonsense!" The young lady suddenly lost her sense of proportion and her words were a little awkward.
The tomboy behind him immediately grabbed the young master's arm: "Oh no, miss, he found out about us!"
The young master shook her hand away hard and shouted: "Shut up, you only know how to talk nonsense!"
"Miss, let's go back quickly. Don't get entangled with this crazy monk. If the master finds out about this... Coco will be in trouble..." The tomboy stopped him again
He grabbed the young lady's arm, and this time she couldn't let her go without saying anything.
Chai Yan was dissatisfied. I just wore a monk's robe and didn't get tonsure. How could I become a monk? I'm still a crazy monk...
Also, am I that much like a monk?
The tomboy kept trying to persuade the young lady to leave, but the young lady was unwilling to do so and insisted on asking Chai Yan to apologize to her before she would give up.
Seeing the master and servant fighting in front of him, Chai Yan found it even more interesting and amusing.
Chai Yan suddenly clasped his hands together and said in the tone of an old monk: "Amitabha, I didn't expect that today's wealthy daughters would like this kind of style. Is it really so exciting for men to dress up as women and parade around the market? Alas, how can it be spread out?
Alas, the world is really in decline... Tsk, tsk, tsk... Good, good, good... Amitabha..."
The tomboy was so frightened that his face turned pale: "Miss, let's go back! If the master really finds out, it will be terrible, miss..."
"You idiot!" the young lady shouted at the tomboy, poking her forehead and saying: "I said you don't know how to think with your brain, he doesn't know us, let alone where we live, how could daddy do that?
Do you know about this?"
The tomboy thought about it. He just bumped into this man by chance. There was absolutely no chance that the man disguised himself as a woman and sneaked out would reach the ears of the master. Thinking of this, he was no longer so scared.
The female young master stabilized her and was about to speak when she saw Chai Yan staring at her and asking with a smile: "Miss Gu, I wonder how Mr. Gu is feeling well lately?"
"ah!"
"ah!"
As soon as these words came out, the master and servant both exclaimed in surprise at the same time.
The two of them were shocked, especially the tomboy, who was so frightened that his voice trembled when he spoke: "Little...Miss, what should I do...this, this, this person...
He knows the master..."
"You...you...how could you..." Miss Gu was also frightened. She didn't expect that the crazy monk in front of her would actually know her father!
Chai Yan wanted to laugh out loud, but at this time he had to hold it in, otherwise it wouldn't be fun if he showed his timidity.
"Miss Gu, I don't know how to explain it to Mr. Gu when you go out like this... Oh, it's really difficult..."
"Sue parents" is a tactic that can be said to be used in ancient and modern times. Miss Gu immediately became confused, but on the surface she continued to be strong: "Crazy monk, you... if you dare to say another word, I believe...
Believe it or not, I will ask someone... to tear your mouth apart!"
Oh, you still dare to threaten me? In this life... no, in addition to the previous life, the most unbearable thing for me is others threatening me!
Chai Yanpi swayed for a moment with a smile, then slowly approached Miss Gu and whispered: "Miss Gu, you are a dick, does my father know?"