Three hundred and seventieth chapters bite constantly
Chapter 375: Keep biting
In this way, the scene was deadlocked for a while, and the guests watching on the second floor began to get angry and lost their patience...
"Hey, you two, have you had enough rest?"
"Yes, continue when you have rested enough, don't dawdle!"
"That's right, that's right, don't waste time, quickly decide the winner or loser, everyone is still hungry!"
It’s no wonder these people are impatient. In order to watch this drinking fight, most of them gathered around without even eating a few bites of food. It’s a good thing now, when the winner is about to be decided and there is a meaty show to watch, they
Stop...anyone else would be angry!
At this time, Shangguan Peining asked Chai Yan: "There is no way to procrastinate like this. Please think of a way. I don't want to keep spending this time!"
Just as Chai Yan was about to reply, Gu Ling walked up to him and asked in a low voice: "Chai Yan, what should I do now?"
When Shangguan Peining saw Gu Ling coming to ask, she said, "You guys can discuss it slowly. I'm going to meditate first..."
Chai Yan turned to look at Gu Ling and sighed: "Your cousin's surname is not Kuang, his surname is Lai!"
Gu Ling smiled helplessly and said: "Even if you are right, it will not help..."
"Cousin, I...burp..."
"Don't talk! I don't want to hear your voice!"
As soon as Kuang Zhiwei opened his mouth, he was interrupted by a wine burp. Gu Ling took the opportunity to drink him up immediately.
Seeing Kuang Zhiwei's uncomfortable expression with gas rising in his stomach, Chai Yan suddenly had an idea.
Chai Yan smiled slyly, then stopped his smile and asked Gu Ling: "Miss Gu, do you want to hear a joke?"
"A joke?" Gu Ling stared at Chai Yan in confusion: "Are you still in the mood to tell jokes at this time?"
Chai Yan did not review Ling's words, but stood up, raised his head and said loudly: "Everyone, you are idle anyway, how about I tell you a joke... I promise, this is a very, very
Funny jokes, as soon as I finish telling them, everyone will laugh!"
Hearing this, the crowd of onlookers became commotion again, and no one understood why Chaiyan was still in the mood to tell jokes at this time.
Chen Zimo saw this and said, "Guang Han, what do you think he is doing?"
Xia Guanghan thought for a while and said: "Maybe he drank too much... Don't worry, let's take a look..."
After saying that, the two of them began to watch quietly.
"Chai Yan, what are you doing? Are you drunk and confused?" Gu Ling asked hurriedly.
Chai Yan winked at Gu Ling and said, "Be good, sit down and listen to the story..."
Gu Ling was stunned, thinking to herself, could this guy have thought of a way to deal with it?
Then, I heard Chai Yan speak loudly: "A long time ago, there was a poor scholar who went to Beijing alone to take the exam..."
Oddly enough, as soon as Chai Yan started talking, the room on the second floor slowly became quiet.
There are two reasons. First, everyone wants to hear how this very, very funny joke is funny. Second, everyone here today is a scholar from the Imperial College. When everyone heard that the protagonist of the story is also a scholar, they naturally had some thoughts.
Interest comes.
Chai Yan continued: "...Because the road to the capital was far away, and the poor scholar didn't bring enough money, he just spent all his money when passing through a village. So the scholar began to think about making money.
Otherwise, you won’t be able to go to the capital without travel expenses, and you will fail in the exam. Do you think this is correct?..."
After hearing this, everyone nodded in agreement. Most of the people present had experienced rushing to take the exam, and they knew the pain of running out of money halfway.
Chai Yan took the opportunity to secretly glance at Kuang Zhiwei and saw that he was also listening attentively, so he continued: "At this time, the scholar found that the villagers were discussing something fiercely around the entrance of the village. The scholar was curious and went over to watch the fun. A rich man He pointed to a spittoon at his feet and said to him, young man, as long as you dare to pick up the spittoon and take a sip, I will give you one hundred taels of silver immediately..."
"Eh..." As soon as the word spittoon was said, many people present expressed disgust and disdain.
But everyone wants to hear the development of the story and whether the scholar drank it to make money.
Chai Yan immediately added: "When the scholar saw that the rich man really took out a hundred taels of silver notes and kept waving them at him, he picked up the spittoon and drank it all in one gulp... ..."
"Eh, so disgusting..."
"What's funny? It's not funny at all..."
Gu Ling and Doudou also covered their mouths and frowned, complaining in their hearts: What kind of joke is this!
Hearing this, the audience's voices of disgust and disdain became louder, but the noise did not last long, and the scene soon became quiet. Obviously everyone wanted to know what happened next.
Chai Yan's expression was very good when telling the story, and he continued: "Someone next to me asked the scholar out of curiosity... Hey, didn't you say that just one sip is enough? Why did you drink it all in one breath? Are you scholars? How to answer..."
People listening to the story all shook their heads in unison. Who could have guessed such a thing?
Suddenly, an objectionable voice came: "Stop talking, stop talking..."
Everyone turned around when they heard the sound and saw that the person speaking was none other than Kuang Zhiwei. At this time, he was closing his eyes and covering his chest, feeling nauseous and trying to vomit.
Oops!
Xia Guanghan instantly understood Chai Yan's intention. He was deliberately trying to disgust Kuang Zhiwei. Whoever gets drunk first or vomits first in this drinking fight will be the loser!
Xia Guanghan felt a chill running down his spine and shouted quickly: "Don't say it, don't say it anymore..."
But Chai Yan wanted exactly this effect, so he quickly used a louder voice to cover Xia Guanghan and described loudly: "The scholar said angrily, do you think I don't want to? But the phlegm is too thick, I can't stop biting it!"
As soon as the words fell, everyone frowned and let out a long "eh" sound in unison.
Gu Ling and Doudou were afraid that they couldn't bear it any longer, so they ran to the window to take a deep breath of fresh air.
The words "Bite constantly" also entered Kuang Zhiwei's ears, and instantly a strong feeling of nausea hit his heart...
Kuang Zhiwei was completely unable to control his thoughts. The more he stopped thinking about that disgusting scene, the more it reappeared over and over again.
Not long after, Kuang Zhiwei began to make a "vomiting" sound in his throat...
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xia Guanghan rushed over to persuade Kuang Zhiwei to calmly endure it.
However, there are some things that you can’t just endure if you want to.....
Just like now, the words "keep biting" kept echoing in Kuang Zhiwei's mind. The strong nausea combined with the constant smell of alcohol finally made Kuang Zhiwei uncontrollable!
The next moment, Kuang Zhiwei heard a "vomit" sound and vomited!
In an instant, the pungent smell of vomit began to permeate Chunyu upstairs...
After everyone exclaimed, they covered their noses and backed away, fearing that they would not be able to escape...