Chapter four hundred and seventy-ninth the bright moonlight in front of the bed
Chapter 479: Moonlight in front of the bed
Chai Yan smiled and apologized: "I'm sorry for disturbing the interest of all the girls... In this case, Chai will punish himself with a drink, I'm sorry..."
With that said, Chai Yan drank a drink without any hesitation.
Chai Yan finished the cup and sat down, and the atmosphere at the table gradually became lively again. The eight women were chatting happily. One said Mr. Chai was very domineering and felt so at ease with him by his side; the other said Mr. Chai was very domineering.
The young master's masculinity is admirable, but the words are flattering anyway...
Chai Yan didn't interrupt or interrupt, and let them talk freely.
But she secretly asked Shangguan Peining: "How is it? Have they all seen it?"
Shangguan Peining felt that Chai Yan's question was nonsense, and immediately replied rudely: "Only blind people can't see!"
Suddenly, Xiaokui tugged at Chai Yan's clothes from behind: "Young Master..."
Chai Yan turned around and asked, "What's the matter, Xiaokui?"
Xiaokui asked in a low voice: "Sir, what did the host just say to that person? Why did he leave as soon as he finished speaking..."
Chai Yan laughed dumbly and said: "Stupid girl! Can't you understand this? Think about it again..."
Xiaokui thought for a while, and finally shook her head and said: "I'm too stupid, I really can't think of it..."
Chai Yan had no choice but to explain: "Fool, she told that person my identity, and that person thought about it over and over again and realized that she couldn't afford to offend her. If she doesn't leave, will she continue to stay and be bullied?"
Xiaokui was surprised. She came closer and asked, "Sir, didn't you say you didn't tell the owner and them?"
Chai Yan smiled and said: "I didn't tell them, but now it seems that they should have found out through other channels, haha..."
"Master Chai..."
Chai Yan was talking to Xiaokui when he heard someone calling him at the table. He turned around and saw that the person speaking was Miss Pipa.
Pipa drank a lot of wine, her cheeks were red, and when she saw Chai Yan looking back, she smiled and said: "Master Chai, you see our eight beauties are gathering together tonight, why don't you just compose an impromptu poem to suit the occasion?"
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The other girls nodded in agreement upon hearing this.
"Hahaha..." After Chai Yan laughed, he shook his head and said: "Miss Pipa, Chai is a rough man. You saw it just now. I can make trouble and fight, but I am arty when reciting poems.
I can't do this hard work, I can't come..."
Pipa immediately burst out laughing, and then said: "Mr. Chai, don't be humble. You see you are majestic and elegant. No one will believe you if you say you can't recite poems. Sisters, you say you are.
no?"
"Don't believe it."
"My slave doesn't believe it either."
"Yeah, we don't believe it..."
The girls at the table all shook their heads to show their attitude, and they would not stop until they begged Chai Yan to compose a poem.
Chai Yan was chased by a group of women, so he had no choice but to nod and agree: "Okay, okay, I'll do one song... But we agreed first, it's just one song, no more!"
Pipa immediately took the lead and responded: "Don't worry Mr. Chai, one song is enough!"
The other girls nodded.
"Wait a minute, let me think about it..."
After saying this, Chai Yan frowned, held his chin in one hand, glanced upward, and began to think.
At the same time, the atmosphere on the table gradually became quieter, and none of the girls dared to interrupt Chai Yan's thoughts by making random noises.
Behind them, Chen Kuo and Fu Shun also pricked up their ears. They also wanted to see Chai Yan's literary talents. After all, they had only heard that he was good at chasing down murderers and solving crimes and doing magic tricks, and they had never heard of him composing even a single poem.
After a moment of silence, Chai Yan suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Yes!"
Pipa was overjoyed and urged: "Master Chai, please read it quickly and listen to it!"
Cuilian beside her kept nodding, looking at Chai Yan expectantly.
Chai Yan cleared his throat specially and read aloud: "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed..."
After reading the first sentence, Chai Yan stopped and interrupted to ask everyone: "How is it? This sentence has a good artistic conception, isn't it?"
Cuilian nodded: "Sir, please continue..."
The girls also nodded and urged him to continue reading.
Chai Yan smiled and read out the second sentence: "...Two pairs of shoes on the floor!"
When the girls heard this, they were all a little stunned. They thought that the second sentence was a bit weird, and the style had changed...
Chai Yan continued to read: "A man and a woman in bed..."
After a pause, Chai Yan stretched out his finger to hold the pipa: "You are among them!"
As soon as the last two sentences were spoken, everyone at the table was completely shocked. How could this be arty? It was clearly an indecent limerick!
Chai Yan saw that no one cheered or applauded, so he laughed awkwardly and laughed at himself: "Look, just saying that reciting poems and composing is not good for me, but you insist on me..."
"Pfft, haha..."
Cuilian next to her burst into laughter, her eyebrows curved into crescent moons, and said: "Master Chai, you are really good at obscene poetry..."
This remark was a double entendre, which immediately made all the girls at the table burst into laughter.
Pipa, who was pointed at by Chai Yan, immediately became shy and said angrily: "Master, you are so embarrassed that I am so embarrassed..."
In Pipa's view, Chai Yan's finger pointed out that he wanted to serve him.
Pipa was overjoyed and couldn't help but cast a proud look at Cuilian.
Cuilian did not respond to Pipa, but turned to Chai Yan and said: "Master Chai, to be honest, your poem is not good and you should be punished!"
Chai Yan smiled and nodded: "What do you want to punish me for?"
Cuilian smiled and said: "You can punish me in any way, as long as the young master decides on his own."
Chai Yan thought for a while and said, "How about this, how about telling me a story as a punishment?"
Cuilian said: "Well, the sisters have also drank a lot, and I just want to listen to the young master tell a story to relieve the wine."
Chai Yan didn't need to think too much this time and blurted out: "There used to be a family. The family didn't have much money, but they had many children. During the Chinese New Year, one day a candy man came outside on the street. The parents saw that the children were talking
I was so greedy that I called the candy seller to the door of my house and asked the children to choose their favorites. However, the parents had agreed in advance that the family did not have much money, so each child could only choose one..."
After a pause, Chai Yan continued: "But when I opened the box, I saw that there was only a kind of sugar doll called the Golden Boy and Girl. The female doll was cute and beautiful, and the male doll was lifelike! The children at home fell in love at first sight, but then
As soon as the selection was completed, the parents were puzzled. All the children chose the male candy dolls, and none of them chose the female dolls. Let me ask you, do you know why?
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The people at the table immediately fell into thinking, and more than half of the girls quickly shook their heads, saying that they couldn't think of anything.
Cuilian replied: "Sir, I know this! It must be because that family did not give birth to a boy, but all girls, so the children are sensible and picked a boy to be a good omen!"
Chai Yan shook his head and said, "That's not right."
Pipa actually thought so too, but Cuilian said it first, but who knew it was wrong.
So she couldn't think of any other reasons and hurriedly asked: "Sir, why on earth?"
Chai Yan tried his best to hold back his laughter and revealed the reason: "Because if you choose a male doll, you can eat a little more, hahaha..."
After saying this, Chai Yan burst out laughing, and then all eight girls also laughed.
Pipa and Cuilian blushed and laughed and cursed.
"Young master is so bad..."
"Hate."
All this was seen and heard by Chen Kuo and Fu Shun from behind.
Fushun felt that the situation was almost verified, so he whispered: "Eunuch Chen, let's go back..."
Chen Kuo nodded slightly and responded in a low voice: "Okay, come back!"
After saying that, Chen Kuo called the waiter to pay the bill, and the two of them got up and left the Yiren Pavilion.
After leaving the Yi Ren Pavilion, Chen Kuo said to Fushun: "I really didn't notice that he behaves like this on weekdays...Fushun, when you go back, you must report the truth to Her Highness the Princess. You cannot let the Princess
Your Highness was deceived by his appearance!"
"Eunuch Chen said that Fushun will definitely report back to Her Highness the Princess truthfully after he returns." Even if Chen Kuo didn't tell him about this, Fushun would still report it truthfully.
Under nightfall, Chen Kuo and Fushun walked a short distance before getting into a carriage and then drove away from Dahulu Street.