Five hundred and thirtieth chapters sprinkle dog food
Chapter 534: Spreading dog food
Looking at the couplet in front of the drug store, Chai Yan suddenly smiled and said: "Madam, regarding the couplets in the drug store, your husband and I also know one, and it is no worse than this one!"
"Bragging..." Yuyuan didn't believe it.
"Who's bragging?" Chai Yan became serious when he saw that Yuan didn't believe it.
Yuan Yuan smiled calmly and said, "Who is it? It's far away in the horizon, but right in front of you!"
After saying that, Yuyuan was ready to take a step forward.
Chai Yan immediately stepped forward and stopped Yuan Yuan: "Madam, wait a minute!"
Yuan Yuan stopped moving and looked at Chai Yan quietly, listening to what he had to say.
"Madam, if I tell you a couplet that is no worse than this one, what do you think I should do?"
Yuan asked: "What do you want to do?"
Chai Yan thought for a while and said: "Kiss me! You can kiss me or I can kiss you. As long as it's a kiss, hehe..."
Yuan Yuan was startled, his face suddenly became hot, and he spat: "You are shameless and skinless, this is on the street!"
Chai Yan said with a smile: "I know the lady is thin-skinned. I didn't say I wanted to kiss on the street. You can just wait until no one is around to kiss you again..."
"Fuck you, not even when no one is around..."
Even with the gauze covering up, Chai Yan could still see Yu Yuan's shy face at close range.
Yuanyuan urged: "Let's go, it's really hard to find an inn if you're late..."
Chai Yan nodded and did not continue the topic.
Just as the two were about to leave Rende Pharmacy and continue looking for an inn, a voice suddenly stopped them from behind: "You two, please stay!"
Chai Yan looked back and saw that the person speaking was a man with good bearing. Judging from his face, he was about forty years old. Judging from his clothing, he should be from a wealthy family.
Chai Yan looked around and asked curiously: "Uncle, did you call us?"
"Yes!" The uncle smiled and nodded, and walked towards Chai Yan.
Yuan Yuan secretly became vigilant. He didn't know where the person in front of him came from, and he didn't know the purpose of talking to him suddenly.
The uncle came closer and said: "Little brother, I just passed behind you and happened to hear you say that there was a couplet that was comparable to this one. I was very curious and really didn't want to miss it, so I took the liberty to ask...
..."
Yuan Yuan was startled. Since this person came to ask about the couplet, he had listened to their entire conversation from beginning to end, including the "kiss" part...
Thinking of this, Yuan Yuan's face turned red after his fever had just subsided, and he felt a little angry and said, "You...how can you eavesdrop on other people's conversations?"
Upon seeing this, the uncle hurriedly held up his hands and apologized: "Little lady, please calm down, I just heard it by chance. I didn't do it on purpose!"
Chai Yan advised: "Madam, don't be angry. If you hear it, you will hear it. It's nothing. Just treat it like dog food..."
"Spreading dog food?" Yuyuan was puzzled.
Chai Yan then leaned close to Yuan's ear and explained what spreading dog food was.
After hearing this, Yuanyuan laughed out loud, and the next moment he quickly covered his lips with the back of his hand, thinking that this guy was really a loser, calling other people dogs in a different way.
The uncle actually doesn't understand what "spreading dog food" means, but compared to this, he still wants to know the couplet that Chai Yan didn't say.
The uncle said sincerely: "Little brother, I really want to hear that couplet, I wonder if it is possible..."
Chai Yan said, "Uncle, it's getting late. We're still busy looking for an inn. Let's talk about couplets and stuff next time..."
After saying that, Chai Yan took the kite and left.
The uncle was stunned for a moment, then stepped forward to catch up, and said with excitement: "Little brother, it turns out you are really bragging. In fact, you don't have any good couplets, right?"
Yuan Yuan immediately became unhappy. Whether or not you brag is none of your business. Is it your turn as an outsider to say it?
"Who said my husband was bragging? If he said yes, then he did!" Yuanyuan turned around and defended.
Chai Yan laughed when he heard Yu Yuan calling him husband, and immediately agreed: "My lady is right!"
Seeing that the provocative general's words had an effect, the uncle took advantage of the victory and pursued him: "Since it's not bragging, do you dare to tell me and let me hear it?"
Yuan Yuan was angry and pulled Chai Yan's sleeve: "My lord, shut his mouth!"
Chai Yan smiled slightly, steadied Yuan with his eyes, and said softly: "Uncle, I want to say that nature will say that it will be useless no matter how hard you try to provoke the general..."
The uncle frowned, but he still said bravely: "Little brother, it doesn't matter whether you are motivating the general or not, you just can't tell..."
"Yes, I can't tell you. Goodbye!"
Chai Yan waved his hand, took the kite and left.
The uncle couldn't help but froze on the spot, knowing that his provocation method had completely failed.
As Yuan walked, he said, "Why didn't you say anything? You will be looked down upon by that person!"
Chai Yan wondered: "Madam, we don't know him, how can we think highly of him? So what if we look down on him? Does it matter?"
"But I just...just sound angry..."
Yuanyuan also understands this truth, but she just doesn't want Chai Yan to be underestimated by others, even though she knows that the person is using a method to provoke the general.
"Little brother, stay!"
At this time, the uncle chased after him again and stopped Chai Yan again.
Chai Yan had no choice but to turn around and say: "Uncle, we really have something to do and we don't have time to discuss the couplet with you!"
The uncle said: "Little brother, today is the second day of the Lunar New Year, and Yaozhou City is a small place. The inns in the city have not opened yet. Even if you travel all over the city, I am afraid it will be difficult to find an inn. How about...
..."
Yuan Yuan was displeased and immediately interrupted: "Master, don't listen to him. Didn't he say he couldn't vote because he couldn't? I don't believe it. Let's go..."
Unexpectedly, Chai Yan stopped Yuan: "Madam, wait a minute..."
Yuan Yuan was a little surprised and asked: "What's wrong?"
Chai Yan pulled the kite, and the two faced the uncle with their backs. Chai Yan lowered his head and whispered softly: "Madam, we have been walking around the city for a long time, and indeed we haven't seen an inn open.
I'm afraid what this person said is true..."
Yuan Yuan looked a little anxious and said in a suppressed voice: "Even if it is, then we have to keep looking!"
"Madam, we are new here and are not familiar with the place. Instead of trying our luck on the streets, we might as well ask the locals to help us!" Chai Yan said and winked on purpose.
"You mean..." Yuanyuan immediately understood what Chai Yan meant.
Then, Chai Yan turned around and said to the uncle: "Uncle, go on..."
Seeing that there was still discussion, the uncle said: "You two, what do you think of this? I will help you find an inn to stay, and you can tell me the couplet..."
"Didn't you say that none of the inns in the city are open?" Chai Yan asked.
The uncle raised his head and smiled, and said: "Don't worry about this, as long as I come forward and tell you, the inn will naturally let you stay!"
Chai Yan wanted this result, so he nodded happily and said: "No problem!"
The uncle was very happy and asked hurriedly: "Little brother, what is the first couplet?"
Yuan Yuan quickly interjected: "Forget it, Mr. Gong, we have to let him take us to the inn first!"
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PS: The chapter title coincides with Valentine's Day, haha... I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day!