"You mean it will definitely explode, right?" Peng Jiarong was the first to return to normal. "Man, since we have fought against Brother Mo Han together, please tell me what will happen, okay?"
"It's going to explode."
"when?"
"five"
"Five days? Or five hours?"
"Four"
"Ah? Are you kidding me? Such a big thing is going to explode in front of me?"
"three"
"Stop counting down, man, this thing won't spit out blood after it explodes, right?"
"two"
"Stop counting down and we can still be friends. Really, just think of it as my begging, okay?"
"one"
"I'm ready, let's blow it up." Peng Jiarong buried his head in the soil like an ostrich.
After a period of "boom...", this thing really exploded, but it didn't seem like anything incredible happened.
"Is it bleeding?" Peng Jiarong's attention seemed to be unfocused. He was actually not paying attention to whether something appeared, but whether the organ-like stone was bleeding.
"No, it's very healthy." Feng Xuanye seemed to have a good relationship with him. Sure enough, a weirdo still had to talk to a weirdo to avoid feeling incompatible.
Han Yu took a look at that thing, but it looked very healthy indeed. It had a head, body, arms, legs, hands and feet, and its skin was a wheat color.
"Let me think about it, what day is it today? Isn't it today that the stone monkey first appeared?" Han Yu looked at the child that jumped out of the stone, and his heart was full of doubts.
He admitted that there must be something fishy about this matter, and it was not easy to figure out the relationship between Princess Iron Fan and Taishang Laojun. He had to first think about the origins of the Flame Mountain and the Banana Fan, and then think about why the Bull Demon King had not come home for so many years.
, and finally think about who Honghaier’s three flavors of real fire are.
And the strangeness of this matter is even more terrifying. Why do you say that? Princess Iron Fan and Taishang Laojun at least have some reasoning, but this matter can only rely on legends, because no one can figure out what this person did to the stone.
.
"Can you speak?" Han Yu asked boldly.
The child is very obedient, just like his mother taught him "Don't talk to strangers" since he was a child.
"hello?!"
"Oh haha? Are you alive or dead? Let me tell you, where is your mother? Can uncle take you to eat at the Golden Arches? Spicy chicken drumsticks with French fries and Coke, which can be used to heat chocolate..." Han Yu looked like
It was not very suitable for coaxing a child. The child just stared at him without blinking.
"Hey, Master, what are you talking about? What is the Golden Arch Gate? A sect?" Mo Han asked doubtfully.
Han Yu also knew that he might be a little excited. After all, coming from the earth is a very dangerous process. He could say goodbye to the world by accident.
How could there be another person with an experience similar to my own? This kind of thing is impossible, and my own experience cannot be copied.
"What exactly is it?" Feng Xuanye asked expressionlessly. This paralyzed student seemed not to realize that it all started with his crow's mouth.
"You have the right to remain silent..." Han Yu looked at him, with countless words in his mind that he wanted to say, but considering that he wanted to be a teacher, he decided to put away his foul-mouthed side, so as to treat students
This is not a good thing for your growth.
"Maybe it's not my fault..." Feng Xuanye was also a little hesitant to say this. It seemed that his mouth was really too dark, and he could always say bad things but not good things.
"Now predict what will happen next. I think you should have this ability, right? Anyway, this ability is not called language, it is called curse." Peng Jiarong seemed to be stating a fact, and this seemed to be a fact.
Guys can really curse.
"I'd better not say anything..."
"Come on, don't restrain yourself, you are the best! Come on, come on, give me a prediction. Will this child be able to stand up with a sword and become our little junior brother?"
“It’s nothing”
"What is that?"
"It will explode again." Feng Xuanye's face was full of calmness, so calm that no one was calm. The first time he exploded from a blockhouse into a child, what will he become from a doll this time?
People always talk about ingenuity. Generally, things that are said to be very good, but this thing may not be a good thing. It is definitely ingenuity. Have you ever seen such a big ding? After the ding exploded.
A child can pop out, lifelike. If this child also explodes, will he explode into a Saiyan?
"Master, what should I do?" Peng Jiarong asked in a panic, but Han Yu also knew one thing, that is, this guy was very afraid of explosions.
"You count down..." Han Yu sighed. He really couldn't play with this matter. He didn't believe those legends were right, but God couldn't play with him like this. A small explosion was enough to see this.
The thing is going to explode, that's too much.
"No need, there's still another hour..."
"boom!!!!"
"Hey, please explain, under what circumstances does one hour equal one second? Tell me and I will give you the time to explain." Peng Jiarong pulled Feng Xuanye and took a wooden stick from nowhere in his hand.
Feng Xuanye glanced at Han Yu as if asking for help. Han Yu could only sigh helplessly and said: "Peng Jiarong, let him go and let me be your teacher. I'm very unhappy now. It's really a good thing."
It’s true, the bad things are so sure that it can’t be helped.”
"Ha... It's over, what's going on this time?" Mo Han was already numb. He had seen everything these days and was not afraid of anything anymore. How about love? Everything has happened anyway.
The major danger is that Teacher Han Yu is in front, and all he has to do is watch this vampire and don't do bad things.
"This seems to be a living thing..." Han Yu was not sure, but the breath of life inside was extremely strong. "Can you tell me what this thing is? It doesn't look like a serious thing."
(System: Ding people, peaceful creatures, have strange reincarnation and resurrection abilities, and are the top doctors in the world every time they are born)
"This name sounds so strange..." Han Yu couldn't help but sigh. Sure enough, there are all kinds of strange names in the world, but this is the first time he has seen such a strange name and such a strange nation. "What's wrong with it?"
(System: He speaks poorly and his image is extremely embarrassing.)