Chapter seven hundred and eleven snake skin and melon skin
Chu Dayou is quite kind-hearted, and it would not be good to see his companion being entangled by a snake spirit at this time.
After all, Peng Jiarong is not Xu Xian, and this water snake is not Bai Suzhen. There is no such heaven-defying existence in this world as "The Legend of White Snake". Moreover, water snakes eat human brains. If the brain is eaten, this guy will be alive somewhere.
I lay down for a while until my brain grew back.
"Okay, let's go there then..." Before he could finish his words, a huge figure appeared on the water. It was a huge white snake. Han Yu almost wanted to find a Leifeng Pagoda.
It's collected.
"The person here is Teacher Han Yu. I have admired your name for a long time. I am so happy to see you today. Do you have anything symbolic? If so, can you give me one? I want to be
It’s a souvenir, and it can be a show-off point when bragging to the sisters~”
The white snake's face was full of admiration, and Han Yu was helpless. He really didn't understand how it could express expressions with so many scales on its face, and its expression seemed to be powerful.
"Who are you? Judging from your length, you must be very old." Han Yu himself didn't know what he was talking about. After all, there was a huge white snake standing upright, lowering its head and asking for his signature.
Souvenir, this is something that will collapse a little bit.
"Oh, you can't ask a girl's age. After all, after thousands of years, I still haven't shown any traces of age." The white snake started to speak irrationally, and even said it out loud when no one asked about her age.
Don't talk about it, people are willing to do it.
However, to still claim to be a girl after thousands of years is not very reasonable. Although there are not many demon beasts who are reasonable in the first place, and some of them are not particularly eloquent in their speech, there are very few who speak like this.
"I just want to go across the river. We still have a long way to go, so we can't delay it." Han Yu made himself calmer and said. After all, his psychology was in a semi-collapse state at this time. If this continues,
Basically it exploded.
If the mentality explodes, whether it is a game or reality, it will be a very scary state. It will make a person suddenly become very unhappy, look at everything that is wrong, and then start to say bad words, punch and kick, and all kinds of "calcium oxide"
(The element symbol CaO is a verb when spelled out in Chinese Pinyin) Your mother"
This is not good. After all, the world is so beautiful, and people cannot be so irritable. Once they are irritable, they will become a C4 equipped with a nuclear reactor, destroying the world anytime and anywhere, and all the melon rinds will fall to the sky.
However, Han Yu seemed to have been misunderstood by something as being shy: "Oh~ Teacher Han Yu is really a gentleman, and everyone is moved~"
These are the words of a man, and he looks like a gentleman. To put it bluntly, he means, "Why pretend to be pure? All the men I have ever met love me. I am the king of the daughter country and the queen of the S family. You pretty boy, M, why don't you just stand still!"
"
Obviously, this can only be said in its heart. After all, no matter what kind of creature it is, if it says this out loud, it should stop talking and can start taking action. Unless it is really an M, but Han Yu is an out-and-out M.
of normal human beings.
"Are you watching the Spring Festival Gala?" Han Yu's mentality collapsed, like a stone being shattered by an electric drill. After saying this, Han Yu regretted, this is not the earth.
On Earth, the routine is "Are you watching the Spring Festival Gala?" There are two answers, one is to watch and the other is not to watch. If yes, it is "I'm sorry, I don't watch, we are not suitable, let's just leave." The other is "Sorry, I
Look, we are not suitable, let’s just leave.”
However, this is not the earth, and no one can imagine what kind of answer this "girl" will give.
"It's not too late for the slave family to see spring. I watched it every day when I was a child. Oh~ those sisters started teasing each other as soon as they could turn into human form. I watched it every day. I've been tired of watching it for thousands of years." Her answer was basically
The kind of "perfection" that can be called perfect, but also extends the index fingers of both hands and draws an arc from the inside to the outside.
"Oh? I'm talking about watching the Spring Festival?" Han Yu began to hesitate in his mind. Maybe it was because he hadn't argued for a long time and had already started to get upset. He kept saying, "Are you watching the Spring Festival Gala?" This was an unanswerable question.
The question was deciphered by a water snake today.
What can I say? That is, Lao Tie is stable, Lao Tie double-clicked 666.
"Friend, come on, this is a gem. I carved my name on it, and I carved it in a special way. No one except me has ever used it. This is a memorial, okay? I really need to go there.
." Han Yu smiled, hiding his inner collapse.
"Is this a token of love? I'm really touched by this~" These words are like a little fan girl of ××× receiving a small gift from this little hottie, mainly a nymphomaniac.
The girl's heart suddenly bloomed like a flower.
"Just being ordinary friends, we have to go now. If we don't go, it will be too late and things will be delayed. We are really anxious. I will hold a grudge if we delay things, okay?" Han Yu tried to imitate those little friends.
A fresh way of speaking, but he really can't learn the phrase "I love you too"
"Okay, okay, let's not delay Teacher Han Yu's affairs. If you go in this direction, the end is Sin City. You must not go there, it is very dangerous~" It looked like the number one fan girl, making it
Han Yu's understanding of monsters has undergone a qualitative change. It turns out that they are not only divided into good and evil, male and female, race, status, etc. rationally.
There are even more terrifying things, but it’s just too sad to say them.
In order to appear that he was really in a hurry, Han Yu picked up everyone as if they were running for their lives, and started flying forward like crazy. Who knows if the water snake really kept them away from here.
I have to say that this world is really wonderful. It would be better to have a good chat in the future. Han Yu suddenly found that he was like a melon when dealing with this kind of enemy. There was no place for snakeskin at all, let alone move by himself.
There is a problem.
The water snake family does not only live in the sand river, this can only be regarded as the main habitat. Although they all like this kind of environment with a dry surface and a moist interior, they have never said that they don't like other waters.
As a result, there are many water snakes living in Sin City, but the waters they live in are freshwater lakes, which are more suitable for them to survive. There are simply not many creatures that like to live in the water, so water snakes are also there.
They live a happy life with almost no natural enemies.