Hong Chen thought to himself: "Don't do that. I see that you are no better than us. You are also yelled at and killed wherever you go. You are still a hunchback, and you can't hide your figure even if you change your appearance."
All he said was: "I don't have any thoughts about this at the moment."
Seeing that the provocation was ineffective, Zhongli immediately changed his tack and said, "What if I can take you to the place where I picked up the sword? There are other weapons there, many of which are of the same quality as that snake sword."
Hong Chen thought: "There are so many weapons in that place, why did you only pick up one sword? I'm afraid you are tricking me." Immediately he thought again: "Zhongtuozi can get the snake sword, maybe he can actually get something similar."
The origin of weapons. Among the weapons I have seen, except for Luo Qinghan's withered green tree, none is as good as the snake sword." The better the sword, the more likely it is the sword he is looking for, Hong Chen
I was a little excited for a moment.
Zhong Li saw the change in Hong Chen's expression and thought that the inducement plan had indeed worked. He continued, "Do you want to know where that place is?"
Hong Chen said: "That's natural."
Zhongli smiled: "Untie the rope for me and let me go outside to poop and pee. I will tell you when I come back."
Hong Chen nodded: "Okay, but I have to watch you."
"Hey, the hunchback's poop is very smelly, and it will stink you up again." Zhongli said, "And there is another problem with the hunchback, that is, before pooping, he has to fart a few times. If others are watching, it will be difficult for the hunchback to stop.
When shit comes out, you’ll keep farting.”
Hong Chen shook his head: "I'm not watching, what if you run away?"
Zhongli said: "Look at the hunchback's injuries. It's hard to walk. How can he escape? And you have sharp ears and eyes. How can the hunchback hide whether he opens a door or climbs a wall? He will be caught as soon as he escapes."
"That's true."
Hong Chen didn't want to smell the smell of shit, so he untied Zhongli's rope, then leaned to the window and listened to the noise in the courtyard. He heard Zhongli groaning and panting, and "poof" and "poof".
The sound of "poof" kept coming, and he thought to himself: "It turns out that bell hunchbacks really fart a lot when they poop. Fortunately, I didn't watch."
In the courtyard, Zhongli found an open space, got into a horse stance, but did not actually take off his pants and poop. Since yesterday, he had not taken in water or rice for more than a day, so where could he poop? But he saw that his eyes were closed tightly, and his right
The arms are drooped, and the left arm is pushed forward.
Many large beads of sweat gradually appeared on his forehead, and a wisp of white smoke came out from the top of his head. While gasping for breath, his tightly closed mouth would crack open from time to time, spitting out turbid white air, "Puff."
This is where the sound comes from.
After only a short while, Zhongli's slumped right shoulder began to bulge a little, and his right index finger suddenly hooked slightly. Zhongli opened his eyes suddenly, his legs went weak, and he fell to the ground with his face on his face.
But he was full of joy and said to himself: "The meridians in my body are different from ordinary people. Many places can never be opened, even if I have peerless skills.
I was practicing wrongly, but Dai Wanshan smashed my right shoulder with his palm, which opened up several key points. The cold energy in my body must have been driven away by the bamboo cutter. Although there is still some residue, it is
It also happens to act as a buffer to prevent the newly opened meridians from bursting due to the sudden influx of internal energy. This time is really a blessing in disguise, a God-given opportunity!"
At this time, the door opened, and Hong Chen came out holding his nose and asked: "Hunchback, haven't you finished shitting yet?"
Zhong Li stood up and said "Oh": "I seem to be a little constipated and can't come out. But I fart a lot and my intestines are much clearer. I feel much better."
"Wait a minute, I'll help you too."
Hong Chen faced the wall and unbuttoned his pants, then peed a lot.
Zhongli covered his nose and frowned, cursing in his heart: "You stinky boy, you have eaten enough and drank enough, and you have enough to urinate. If you tie me up, you won't even give me a piece of cake to eat, and you won't even have a drink."
When the two returned to the house, Zhongli first asked Hong Chen for water. Hong Chen said: "There is no water here, please be patient and wait until Ji Cha brings you some tomorrow." Zhongli said: "This tea picker turned out to be
It’s called Ji Cha, and what’s your name?” Hong Chen said, “My name is Hong Chen.” Zhong Li asked, “Can you see through the world of mortals?” Hong Chen shook his head: “It’s the Hong of the torrent, and the Chen of the stars. Your real name is not Zhong Tuozi.
stop."
Zhongli nodded and said: "Of course. My name is Zhongli, Zhong is the bell that rings the food, and Li is the mottled Li."
Hong Chen said: "This name seems better than mine. Who gave it to you?"
"It's my sister."
"So you have a sister? Where is she? If she knew you were a flower picker, she wouldn't be happy."
"My sister has also died a long time ago."
Hong Chen was startled and inadvertently mentioned someone else's sad story, so he stopped asking. The two of them lay on each side of the bed and fell asleep without saying anything.
When the sun rose, Ji Cha stretched out and walked out of the house. Seeing that the two people outside were still sleeping, he woke up Hong Chen first and asked, "Did this hunchback tell you anything yesterday?" Hong Chen said:
"Nothing, just chatting about some normal things. I went to the courtyard to poop and pee again."
Ji Cha turned to look at Zhongli and saw that although the rope binding method on his body had changed, it was still very strong. He felt a little relieved and said to Hong Chen: "This hunchback is very cunning, and there is cunning in every word. You must
You have to be careful. I'm going to get some food and drink when I come back, and you must keep an eye on him." Hong Chen said yes.
Ji Cha walked out of the house and jumped out of the courtyard wall. He didn't come back until almost noon, carrying a big basket in his hand. When he opened it, he saw a can of stewed chicken nuggets and a can of five stewed chickens.
Flowers, six large white steamed buns and a few vegetarian stir-fried leafy vegetables mixed together on a plate.
Hong Chen and Zhong Li, who had been waiting for a long time, both brightened up when they saw each other. Ji Cha waited until he and Hong Chen were full before giving Zhong Li the remaining soup and half a steamed bun. Zhong Li was untied by Hong Chen.
, shook his left hand and said: "This little food is not enough for a hunchback to be full."
Ji Cha raised his eyebrows: "You greedy hunchback, it would be great if I could give you something clean to eat, but why are you so picky and disgusting? If you want to be full, that's fine. I'll go to the house next door to pick up a big bucket of swill.
for you."
Zhongli stopped talking, picked up half a steamed bun, dipped it in the broth, and finished it in two or three bites. Then he grabbed the side of the earthen pot with his hand, drank all the chicken soup and broth, and then grabbed the remaining bits with his hands.
I swallowed a few green leafy vegetables whole, wiped off all the oil on my five fingers one by one, and licked my lips with unfinished content.
Ji Cha asked: "Do you still want to eat?"
Zhongli said: "Of course I do."
"I told you, if you still want something to eat, go and eat the swill." Ji Cha thought for a while and then said, "No, you don't even have to eat the swill, you only deserve to eat the excrement."
Zhongli was speechless.
At night, when Ji Cha saw that it was pitch dark outside, he said to Hong Chen, "Follow me to the General's Mansion. This time I must get out both the Snow Drinking Sword and the Hunchback's Snake Sword." Hong Chen pointed at Zhongli:
"What should I do with this hunchback?" Ji Cha said, "The outside of this rope is made of three small ropes tied together, and the inside is made of beef tendons. This hunchback is seriously injured and cannot break free at all."
The two of them left the house, bolted the doors and windows from the outside, and then jumped over the wall to leave the small courtyard. Ji Cha grabbed Hong Chen's shoulders and took advantage of the darkness to fly all the way to the outside of the courtyard wall of the General's Mansion. The two stopped at the base of the wall.
, Ji Cha said softly: "We don't have to look around tonight. We just caught Dai Wanshan and put the knife on his neck. If you don't believe him, don't say anything. If you can't catch him, you can catch his wife or daughter."
.”
Hong Chen said: "What if he says that the knife and sword are no longer at his home?"
"Then let him tell us where it is and then take us to find it. If we can't find it, don't blame your bamboo cutter for his ruthless butcher's knife."
After Ji Cha finished speaking, he grabbed Hong Chen's arm again and flew over the high wall. At this time, there were many lights in the courtyard of the General's Mansion. Ji Cha guessed that Dai Wanshan might be handling government affairs in the study at the moment, so he
He and Hong Chen quietly walked towards the study in the darkness.
When they arrived at the yard where the study was located, Ji Cha saw a man reading things under the candlelight through the window. He knew that the man must be Dai Wanshan. He led Hong Chen and kicked the door open to the room, shouting: "Dai Wanshan, if you want to survive, just leave
Hand over the Yinxue Dao and Tuozi's sword... Why is it Mrs. Dai?"
However, they saw that the person sitting behind the desk was not the tall and tall Dai Wanshan at all, but the petite Mrs. Dai. However, the candlelight was not very bright and the outline reflected on the window was not clear. Ji Cha had preconceived ideas, so he did not recognize her.
.but not wearing
It doesn't matter Wan Shan. Ji Cha stepped forward and reached for his claws with his left hand. The tip of his claws pressed against Mrs. Dai's throat: "Do you know the whereabouts of the Yinxue knife and the hunchback's sword? We only want weapons, not lives. But if you don't cooperate,