Chen Meijia suddenly remembered something and gestured with her hands: "Haitang, don't you know Taekwondo? For example, you can perform a durian chopping with your bare feet."
Zhao Haitang also went all out: "If the old man really wants to watch it, as the most classy and second classy man in the love apartment, I can perform a flying kick to split a wooden board."
Curry Sauce raised his hand: "I can go on stage and sing a song."
"You?" Zhang Wei has known Curry Sauce for such a long time and has lived in 3602 for more than a year. He still doesn't know whether Curry Sauce is tone-deaf: "You should be the host. Besides, the songs you know are too trendy.
I don’t even like listening to it, and it’s even less likely that the elderly will like listening to it.”
Chen Meijia looked around, but only Zhang Wei did not say what program he had, and asked in a gossipy way: "Zhang Wei, what program have you prepared?"
When asked about his own program, Zhang Wei suddenly became confident: "I can take the adults and adults to experience the feeling of riding a roller coaster and make them 18 years old again."
After Zhang Wei pulled up his chair and sat down, he also started his performance. He looked around: "Aunt Niu, Uncle Ma, do it with me."
Finished speaking.
Zhang Wei held his hands in front of him, simulating a roller coaster ride: "Pfft... oh, so high, oh... so high, so scary... oh... it's really scary... so exciting...
Feeling young.”
I saw the program prepared by Zhang Wei.
Chen Meijia's eyes widened, and there was disgust on her face. She looked at Zhang Wei as if she were an idiot.
Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang were also stunned.
After Zhang Wei finished his performance, he asked: "How was it?"
The room was quiet for a few seconds.
Chen Meijia applauded: "It's so wonderful. It can definitely be included in the textbooks. It's like a textbook performance."
"Negative teaching material." Curry Sauce complained: "It's called a hundred ways to become single."
"Compared with his method, the other ninety-nine methods are just childish." Zhao Haitang couldn't help but complain.
The three of them complained about the show.
Zhang Wei had no other choice: "What should I do? I have no other talents."
Chen Meijia felt that it was time for her to step forward. Zhang Wei had no talent, and his emotional intelligence was ridiculously low. Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang were too young. She was the only one who could help now.
Chen Meijia suddenly had an idea: "You can recite poetry, my mother, to praise the great mothers. This wave of rainbow farts will accompany you in the right place and leave no traces."
"My mother..." Zhang Wei discovered that this was indeed a solution: "Lawyer Zhuge raised Dali by herself, and she was also busy with her career, family, children, and work in a law firm. She couldn't let go. As a woman, she must have
It’s very sad, but this is indeed a good idea.”
Zhao Haitang analyzed based on his own experience of failed confession: "This is indeed a way, but... Zhang Wei, can you do it?"
"Why can't it work?" After Zhang Wei found a way, he was very confident: "As a lawyer, I still have the most basic eloquence skills. I swear, during the Mid-Autumn Festival Party, I will definitely let Lawyer Zhuge talk to me like this.
Years of sadness, lying in my arms and crying."
Although Chen Meijia didn't want to hurt Zhang Wei, there was an issue that had to be discussed at this time: "But Dali's mother is not from our love apartment community, and she can't come to our Mid-Autumn Festival party. How can you make her cry bitterly.