One-day accompanying interview to vote for the most popular king (middle)
At five o'clock in the morning, Sun Su went home.
A certain tea yawned and the whole world was waiting at the door.
The winter night was long and the sky was still dark. Suddenly, two jumping and flashing green lights appeared in the distant sky. Master Li Hua flew through the wet and cold morning fog like lightning and flew towards a certain tea.
A perfect mid-air emergency stop, Master Li Hua made a grand appearance, but the fat on his belly was still shaking disobediently due to the inertia of high-speed movement. Master Li Hua took a breath awkwardly, straightened his chest and tightened his abdomen, and then
Shaking his hair gracefully, he shook off all the moisture and dewdrops on his body. This time it was finally perfect.
"Good morning, host. Good morning, all viewers. I am Mr. Lihua, the popular king."
"You stinky cat, you've shaken all the water on me. And it hasn't even started yet." Moucha wiped the water droplets on his body helplessly, then rubbed his face and cheered up, "Hello everyone, we are in Beijing now.
The time is 5:10 in the morning. I am the host Xucha. Today we are fortunate to have
The most popular Mr. Lihua. In the next twenty-four hours, I will conduct a personal interview with Mr. Lihua. How does the most popular Mr. Lihua spend his real day? This is an exclusive interview that you must not miss.
Now, Mr. Li Hua, let’s say hello to everyone first.”
Mr. Li Hua whispered, "Can you not emphasize the parentheses?"
A certain tea said: "Ah haha, don't worry about such details. Okay, let's say hello to the audience again."
Mr. Li Hua "Good morning, host. Good morning, all viewers. I am Mr. Li Hua, the popular king."
A certain tea said: "Master Lihua, it's more than five o'clock in the morning. You are not sleeping at home, but came back from outside covered with dust. Is there something important? Can you tell everyone what our next itinerary is like today?"
"
Master Li Hua shook his fat paw, "There is no need to answer this. Just focus all your attention on me, master. You will know it later. Don't ask such in-depth questions. Questions like this are a brilliant interview."
Or you can solve it by directly using image language, you still need to learn one, just talk as you go."
Mr. Li Hua said as he flicked his tail and floated into the yard gracefully.
A certain tea said anxiously, "Wait a minute, I can't fly, and I don't have a key."
Mr. Li Hua: "Why are you such a fool? If you are not the author, there will always be a way."
A certain tea finally used the author's magical power to climb the wall and follow him.
A certain tea: "Mr. Lihua, what books are you reading recently? Would you mind sharing your favorite authors with everyone?"
Mr. Li Hua almost laughed out loud, holding his belly in his arms, "I asked you to watch the author's interview to learn from it. You are too mechanical. Are you good at being an author?"
"You can't say anything. Reading preferences can best reveal a person's taste and interests. This is no better than a stereotyped self-introduction."
Mr. Li Hua, "What you said is a bit interesting. But Mr., I read a lot of miscellaneous books. I can read both elegant and vulgar books. I don't stick to one or two books. I pick them up and read them when I am interested. When my interest goes away, I read them as I please.
Let’s go. I really can’t tell you one, two, three or four right now. As for writers, there are many writers I like, such as
For example, there is a writer in Japan named Natsume Soseki, which is very good. He has a masterpiece called I am a Cat. Have you read it? Sir, I have read it. It is very good, not a small one, but a great one. Although it is written about you humans.
It’s just a matter of steps, sir. I believe that one day there will be a literary classic that truly belongs to cats.”
A certain tea said: "So, Mr. Lihua has already attained the Samadhi of Studying, but the resentment in your words seems to be quite large."
Mr. Li Hua: "Of course. Master, I am a real scholar. Reading cat, look, your human language is really full of self-centered arrogance. It is natural for us to feel unhappy. You are a human being.
Of course I don’t think so, but in terms of our spirit, how can we not have a temper?”
A certain tea: "But this is the language created by humans and used by humans. It is natural for it to be like this."
Mr. Li Hua: "That's it. The unconsciousness of human beings to be indifferent is the greatest arrogance. Do you really think that you are unique and the spirit of all living things that is always superior to other living things? Forget it, temper is temper, and books are still
What you need to know is that those who hate human beings are wise men, and those who look down upon human beings are fools. Sir, I have never looked down upon human intelligence."
A certain tea said: "Those who hate human beings are wise, and those who look down upon human beings are idiots. What Mr. Li Hua said is a bit like a famous quote. However, the vast majority of our audience are human beings. Are you not afraid of offending the audience by saying this?"
Maybe there will be even fewer votes in the next popularity vote."
Mr. Li Hua laughed nonchalantly, "Sir, I am a popular king. Do I need to pay attention to the opinions of mediocre people?"
One person and one cat talked while walking. Alice, who was reading at night on the first floor and in the study room, waved and said hello, and then went straight to the bear's room on the second floor.
Mr. Lihua: "Shh, don't disturb the little bear when he's sleeping."
He carefully opened the door. Although he didn't turn on the light, Mr. Li Hua could see clearly. The little bear slept freely and spread out, with one leg on the bedside table. The lower half of his body was already hanging outside the bed, and the quilt had already been kicked off.
To the side, her pajamas were wrinkled, exposing her entire belly.
Mr. Li Hua spat out in distress, "How could this sleeping state be so bad that I wouldn't even know if I caught a cold later, and I'd sleep so hard that my drool would flow out."
He quickly used his mental power, and a light and gentle force rearranged the little bear's sleeping position and covered him with the quilt. Mr. Lihua took out a tissue, wiped the saliva from the corner of the little bear's mouth, and then lay down next to the little bear in a ball.
.
Little Bear drowsily hugged Mr. Lihua and rubbed his face gently. He seemed to feel a familiar and reassuring feeling, so he just hugged Mr. Lihua and continued to dream.
A certain tea tried his best to lower his voice, while gesticulating and asking, "What should I do with Mr. Lihua's interview?"
Mr. Lihua yawned loudly in reply, then buried his head and went to sleep.
Moucha: “Can sleeping be part of the interview? Then, viewers, let’s start the live broadcast of sleeping.”
5:21, Mr. Lihua, go to bed.
600, Master Lihua, sleep.
6:34:13, Mr. Lihua’s ears were eaten by the little bear, um um um.
At 6:34:25, Mr. Li Hua trembled all over and managed to get his ears out of the bear's mouth. He grinned in pain and didn't know whether to rub, blow or touch. After working hard for five minutes, he buried his head and continued.
sleep.
At 6:50, the sharp sound of the alarm clock suddenly broke her dream. The little bear was sleepy and angry, "Ah, today is Sunday." She suddenly remembered that she didn't have to go to school today, and she couldn't help but become even more annoyed and slapped the pillow angrily.
, continue to sleep.
At that moment, the dim room with only a faint morning light was suddenly enveloped in darkness that was so thick that it was difficult to recover. This terrible darkness disappeared in an instant. It seemed to be just an illusion, but the alarm clock indeed no longer works.
Ringed.
Mr. Li Hua's hair stood on end, and he stared nervously at Little Bear's sleeping face. Ten seconds later, Sun Suhe, who was wearing pajamas, also stumbled in. He and Mr. Li Hua looked at each other, and each one and the cat quietly looked at each other.
After waiting for ten minutes and seeing that nothing unusual happened, Sun Suhe felt relieved. Holding the alarm clock, Sun Suhe turned around and went back to his room. He closed the door gently and shook his head helplessly, "I'm going to buy an alarm clock again."
At 8:30, Sun Suhe walked in and opened the curtains with a bang, and the warm winter sun instantly filled the room.
"Get up, my Mr. Bear, you have to do rehabilitation today."
"Get up, Mr. Li Hua, I've specially prepared pan-fried dried fish for you for breakfast today."
Sun and Su were patting each other and pushing each other, but no one wanted to get up. He had no choice but to lift the quilt.
"I want to sleep."
"Sleep meow."
Suddenly two large and small groups of sea cucumbers appeared on the bed, rolling around and refusing to get up.
At 9:10, Mr. Li Hua lay majestically in front of the table and drank a large bowl of white porridge with a plate of golden and crispy pan-fried dried fish.
Mr. Li Hua "The rich taste of dried fish, which is both salty and fresh, and the natural fragrance of rice complement each other best. Dear viewers, I recommend it with my conscience, you are in luck."
A certain tea: "Master, what's the next trip?"
Mr. Li Hua suddenly chanted, "Last night the west wind withered the green trees. I climbed up to the tall building alone and looked at the end of the world."
A certain tea "What does this mean?"
I saw Mr. Lihua patting his belly, getting up and flying up.