The drunk Xiao Lingye was completely different from his usual life.
When he heard Lin Wanwan ask this, he immediately looked like an idiot, looked at Lin Wanwan with disdain, and said matter-of-factly, "Of course my wife is my wife!"
"..." Lin Wanwan's mouth twitched, "Then who is your wife?"
"My wife is my wife!"
"Then your wife..."
Before Lin Wanwan finished asking, she saw Xiao Lingye looking at her sympathetically. The corner of her mouth twitched and she subconsciously kept silent. After a moment, Xiao Lingye sat up straight and pointed at her temple.
"Ah?" Lin Wanwan was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?"
"Is there... something wrong with you?" Xiao Lingye looked at her with a sullen face, "I have said it several times, my wife is my wife, my wife is my wife, and my wife is
My wife...don’t you understand?”
"..."
Damn it!
Is this a tongue twister?
Who is at fault?
Lin Wanwan took a deep breath and decided not to behave like a drunkard.
She moved her butt, rolled her eyes, and decisively changed the question, "I think you are young, so you are not married yet, right?"
"Soon!"
"Well?"
"April 30th!"
Yo!
Even though I was so drunk, I still didn’t forget to get my certificate on April 30th!
Lin Wanwan clicked her tongue in surprise.
"Where is your wife now?"
"at home!"
"Then where are you now?"
"I?"
Xiao Lingye was at a loss. He turned his head and glanced at the layout of the room. His brows furrowed deeply, "Why do I feel that this place looks familiar..."
puff!
Lin Wanwan was holding back laughter in her heart!
Emma!
Why was Xiao Lingye so cute when she was drunk? She even talked more than usual.
She deliberately teased him and pretended to be serious, "Looks familiar? No, this is my home. Didn't you just call me a vixen? You also said I seduced you. How could you look familiar to my home!"
Xiao Lingye frowned and seemed to be thinking about this issue.
One minute!
Two minutes!
Five minutes later...
Just when Lin Wanwan thought he was about to fall asleep, Xiao Lingye suddenly raised his eyes, stared at Lin Wanwan with squinted eyes, and said sternly, "It seems that this is not the first time you have seduced me!"
"Pfft haha!" Lin Wanwan couldn't hold it back any longer and laughed wildly, "Emma! Xiao Lingye, why are you so funny! Hahaha, I'm almost laughing to death from you!"
Xiao Lingye still looked at her defensively.
Lin Wanwan laughed so hard that her waist ached. She held her waist, wiped away her tears from laughter, and approached Xiao Lingye, "Xiao Lingye, take a closer look and see if I look familiar?"
Xiao Lingye wanted to push her away, but when he heard her words, he stared at her face with a calm expression. Lin Wanwan held her breath subconsciously, and saw Xiao Lingye squinting her eyes, "She looks familiar."
!”
"What looks familiar?" Lin Wanwan asked.
Xiao Lingye seemed to be deep in thought and fell silent again.
Lin Wanwan almost laughed like crazy in her heart!
God!
This was the first time she saw a drunk person in this situation.
His face is not red and he is not breathless.
His speech was smooth and fluent, and his movements were smooth and fluid. If his eyes weren't a little straight and he smelled of alcohol, it would be impossible to tell that he was drunk.
Seeing that he didn't move for a long time, Lin Wanwan moved the stool closer to him.
Xiao Lingye raised his eyes, his eyes as cold as snow.
"..."
Lin Wanwan couldn't help laughing, relying on the fact that she had learned kung fu from Hong Yu, and ordinary people were no match for her. The skilled person was bold, so she moved a stool and sat in front of him. She ignored Xiao Lingye's sharp eyes, raised her hand, and lightly
He poked his shoulder gently, "Xiao Lingye, you really don't know me...ah!"
Lin Wanwan was already on guard against Xiao Lingye, but she still failed to guard against him.
As soon as she finished speaking, her wrists tightened suddenly, and then... before she could react, she was thrown over the shoulder by Xiao Lingye... and fell hard onto the bed.
"Ouch!"
Even though there was a quilt underneath her, Lin Wanwan was still thrown so hard that stars appeared in her eyes!
Her waist!
Ouch!
it hurts!
Damn it!
Who will tell her why Xiao Lingye moved so fast? She was obviously tensed up to prevent him from making a move, but in the end she was still unprepared.
This man moved as fast as lightning, and she was no match for him.
Lin Wanwan held her waist and was about to sit up. Her body hadn't moved yet, and the hair on the back of her neck instantly stood up. She rolled subconsciously, wanting to roll off the bed and escape from this dangerous place.
result……
The thought just crossed her mind, and before she could take action, her hands were tied behind her back, and her back was hit hard by a knee... In just one second, she was subdued by Xiao Lingye.
Lin Wanwan's facial features were distorted in pain, and her small face was hidden under the quilt. She tried to turn her neck to reveal her face, and felt Xiao Lingye's hand tightening on her arm. Both of her arms were tightening.
Was broken!
Lin Wanwan suddenly didn't dare to joke anymore!
Damn it!
The strength of Xiao Lingye's hands was merciless at all. She had no doubt that if she dared to make any move again, Xiao Lingye would definitely break her hands.
Depend on!
In other romance novels, the hero gets to know the heroine even if he doesn't know anyone when he's drunk, so good for him! Not only did he not recognize her, he thought she was a vixen who came to seduce him!
Also, in other romance novels, the male protagonist gets drunk and either falls asleep or, while drunk, fights the female protagonist three times on the bed. Why does the plot completely change when it comes to her?
Damn it!
Her hand is almost broken!
Feeling Xiao Lingye's hand tightening, Lin Wanwan felt cold sweat break out on her painful forehead. She ignored her complaints and turned around and roared, "Xiao Lingye, if you don't let go, don't even think about it on April 30th."
Got the certificate!"
This sentence really works!
After she yelled, Xiao Lingye's grip on her arm became much looser.
It's now!
Lin Wanwan kicked Xiao Lingye straight into the chest. He staggered back a step. Taking advantage of this moment, Lin Wanwan rolled on the spot and jumped off the bed in a hurry.
Damn it!
My arm hurts so much!
She has never suffered a loss in the hands of others. If she were in the hands of Xiao Lingye, she would really vomit blood.
Lin Wanwan moved her arms while staring at Xiao Lingye defensively.
She could no longer regard the drunkard in front of her as the usual Xiao Lingye.
Damn it!
So cruel!
On the bed.
After Xiao Lingye was kicked, he was stunned for a moment, as if he was hurt by the kick. He rubbed his chest, and then... raised his eyes, staring directly at Lin Wanwan with a pair of deep eyes, and then... he
Narrowing his eyes, he slowly... got off the bed.
He walked very slowly step by step, and every step seemed to step on Lin Wanwan's heart, making her whole body feel bad.
She was afraid that Xiao Lingye would go crazy again, so she swallowed her saliva and backed away step by step.
She took a step back, and Xiao Lingye took another step forward. Until she was forced into a corner and Lin Wanwan had no way to retreat, she puffed up her breath, swallowed her saliva, and stared at Xiao Lingye defensively.
"You, you, don't come over here. If you come over again, I won't be polite. I really won't be polite anymore!"
Before she could finish speaking, her wrist was tightly grasped again.
"Ahhh...help!"
Lin Wanwan held her head and closed her eyes. There were only four big words in her head!