In this way, Haierrou successfully knocked on more than fifty doors along the way and delivered a sincere "SF Express": If there are children or elderly people at home, then send a book and then leave. If there are only
As an adult, just knock her out, leave the book, take the money away, and grab more than three million with almost no resistance. After she gave away all the books and left for more than 20 minutes, she listened.
On the road, the police car sirens
Maybe the guy at the first house that was robbed woke up and called the police?
Haierrou thought indifferently, climbed up four floors from the almost vertical wall, climbed into a single apartment with no windows closed, smiled, tied up the homeowner who was still sleeping soundly, and tied her with socks.
He closed his mouth and put it aside.
Turn on the air conditioner and lie down on the bed.1
Ah~
A single who is careless and easy to deal with.2
My favorite!
My name is Emiya Touma, I am an ordinary office worker. If there is anything extraordinary, it is my bad luck: I am unlucky almost every day, from falling to losing money, crushing bank cards while walking, sleeping
I broke my mobile phone screen, but I never really hurt myself... 3
I don’t know if it’s good luck or bad luck, but in short, I grew up tenaciously amidst such strange luck and became a very ordinary social worker. I work hard every day, but I always end up with various reasons.
I'm unlucky and can't save much money.
Unfortunately! It has even become my mantra, but in October last year, everything seemed to have changed: Mr. Touma seemed to have a change of fortune?
Looks like I need money! I picked up 100,000 yen.
I want a job! To be hired with a high salary.
The low-rent apartment is so far away from work! I found a single apartment for urgent sale at a low price.
Life is simply perfect! Of course, if a beautiful girl falls from the sky like in the comics, then everything will be perfect!
As long as you think like this and get some sleep, you will have a girl tomorrow, right?
Lucky Mr. Touma thought this way, finished writing his diary, lay down on the bed, and closed his eyes.
The lights were all on, the table was filled with empty beers and smoked cigarette butts, the air conditioner was humming, and there was a sound of cooking coming from the kitchen.
Who entered my house? Touma, who had just woken up, wanted to get up sleepily, but found that he could not stretch his hands and feet at all, and a familiar stench came from his mouth, as if he had chewed on the smelly socks from the day before yesterday!?
Thinking of this, Mr. Touma shivered in disgust and saw the rope tied around his body, as well as a familiar black color at the corner of his mouth. Three thoughts flashed through his mind: Is there a burglar in the house? I've been kidnapped.
?You really blocked my mouth with my smelly socks!!!!
"Vomit!" The gastric juice surged up into the throat, and was blocked back by the smelly socks that had been there for three days. Then the smell caused the stomach to convulse more intensely, and the larger amount of gastric juice washed out the stronger smell on the smelly socks.
The smell entered a vicious cycle. Mr. Touma sobbed and shed tears of despair: If I had known better, I wouldn’t have opened my eyes! 1
"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHefei(Help, ahhhhhhhh!!)" Mr. Touma, who felt that he was about to choke to death from stomach acid and stench, screamed desperately, which caused a burst of rapid footsteps: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Are you awake?" Haierrou, who had just come out of the kitchen, looked at the hostages tumbling in the living room with a strange look on her face. She had obviously been sleeping peacefully before, so why was she rolling around on the ground with tears streaming down her face as if she was about to die?
Is he taking drugs? Or is he suffering from some illness? Haerrou, who didn't want to kill anyone, put the plate back on the table with some confusion, turned around and squatted in front of the hostage, and said speechlessly: "Hello? What's wrong with you?
Are you sick?"
"Woooooo!!! (Socks! Take off the socks!)" Touma arched his body in grief and anger, trying to put his face next to the robber, but was pushed back to the ground with a slap.
"Don't come over here, do you know your socks are smelly?" Haierrou said in disgust.
"Ugh!!! (No one knows this nonsense better than me!)" Touma felt like he wanted to die. Of course, Haierrou didn't understand how he felt.
"Forget it, you'd better solve it yourself. I will untie the rope and you can solve the rest by yourself, but don't yell! Ok?" Haierrou said, unbuckled the rope, and then Mr. Touma said like
Like a loose wild dog, he suddenly rushed into the bathroom...
"Swish, swish, swish."
"Ugh vomit vomit"
"Gulu gulu gulu..."
Mr. Touma, who felt like he was about to die, brushed his teeth for ten minutes before he breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally saved, yokata!~"
"But who is that guy?" Touma, who finally had some time to spare, muttered to himself as he touched his cell phone in his pocket, and secretly turned his head to look at the figure lying on the sofa in the living room: "Do you really want to call the police?
It doesn’t seem like a robber, after all?”
After all, the robbers would not let go of the tied up hostages, and then smoke, drink, eat melon seeds and watch TV in the living room, let alone look like this?! With such a level of good looks, even if they go to compensated dating, they are better than
Is it quick to get money by robbing me? And it's safe...
Could it be that my wish has come into effect!?
Suddenly remembering last night's wish, Touma was a little confused: The setting is wrong! What I was thinking of was a gentle, cute, considerate, super beautiful girl with a huge butt that can be seen in the hall and the kitchen is beautiful and generous? This one in front of me...
The setting is completely wrong! How can a guy who ties up people and stuffs smelly socks into them when they meet him be considered gentle, cute, and considerate?
Touma thought like this, but his body showed an honest smile: But she is still pretty! How should I say hello?
'Did God send you to me?' It feels a bit out of character; otherwise, 'Sister, I think...', forget it, I always feel like you will become a pervert if you say it; otherwise'
Let me ask you! Are you my servant?', Well, this is not bad, as expected, this is it!
Emiya Touma, who finally made up his mind, adjusted his smile in front of the mirror for a long time. Finally satisfied, he showed his six legendary most friendly teeth and walked out with a confident step: "I..."
"..The damage caused by the disguised postman's home invasion and robbery that occurred in Memachi last night has been completed. A total of 42 citizens' homes were visited and 31 were robbed. The total economic loss reached 2.73 million days.
Yuan.."
"..It is reported that a book was left at all the scenes. As long as there are old people and children at home, they will be spared."
"...The suspect is female, about 1.8 meters tall, wearing a white shirt, blue jeans and sunglasses."
"..The method of committing the crime is to deceive the door by claiming to be a courier, then quickly knock the victim unconscious and carry out robbery."
"...All the victims were knocked unconscious by one blow but no one was harmed. According to criminology experts, the suspect may be a special soldier who has an extremely good understanding of the human body structure. The danger is extremely high. Citizens are requested to avoid direct conflicts...
"
"...The following is an image recorded by a nearby surveillance device. The police station promises to solve the case as soon as possible, but before the suspect is brought to justice, citizens must pay attention to safety, do not invite strangers into the room at will, and call the police immediately if there are clues
Phone, never fight alone, again never fight alone.”
"Click..." The TV turned off...
"Bah..." The remote control was buckled on the table
"Gulu." Emiya Touma swallowed, breaking the solemn atmosphere.
"Now, did you see it?" Haierrou smiled, took out her hand from behind, and tapped it on the table.
Is this a fake robbery? It’s so beautiful, it must be a fake robbery, right?! Emiya Touma thought so, but it felt like her tongue was rolling in the mud, and all the brave ideas turned around in her stomach and turned into one sentence:
"What?"
"Is that the news? So modern surveillance equipment is very troublesome! You think so? Huh?" Haerrou shrugged helplessly, as if she was bored, she took out the magazine she grabbed and put it back, then pulled it out
He put it back again, and the clicking sound of the lock made Emiya Touma, who had just come out of the toilet, feel like he had to urinate.
"Ah...ah...well, I won't call the police." Mr. Touma was interrupted before he could finish his hurried words.
"Bang!" This is the sound.
"Crackling." This is the sound of broken objects.
The robbery is real! Touma, who felt the air rushing past his ears, couldn't help but think about it, and his legs became weak for a while.
"I don't believe in promises. If you say that again, I will blow your head off." Haier smiled softly and blew on her mouth. Her pretty face did not change in any substantial way, but it made Touma feel like he had seen a demon.
.
So, has the bad luck finally come again? After saving for half a year, when things came to an end, the rough nerves caused by more than twenty years of bad luck made Touma quickly accept the reality.
"What do you want to do? You probably don't want to kill me, otherwise you wouldn't threaten me." Touma said calmly.
"You have a good psychological quality, little brother?" Haierrou touched her chin in surprise and suddenly laughed: "But fortunately, you guessed it right!"
As he spoke, he took out a wad of cash from his bag and placed it on the table along with some 'white chewing gum'.
"What do you mean?" Touma said with some confusion.
"Let me introduce it first." Haierrou pointed to the things on the table and said, "You saw the things on the left, right?"
"money."
"That's right, a whole million in cash, stolen money. If we take it, we are accomplices."
"What about the one on the right?"
"Have you ever heard of plasticized explosive? It's commonly known as C4 in the games you play. I will place it in your house."
"Then what?"
"If you are obedient, you can earn this million in vain. Otherwise, these explosives will explode in your house. I believe the police will not compensate you for a house, right?" Haier added with a soft smile:
"And you have read the news. My skills are very good, even better than you imagined. Even if you call the police, even if I am besieged by the police until I die, you will not be able to escape from my pursuit.