Chapter 208 Are You Sure You Didn't Come Out To Be Funny?
"Haha, why are you so dark-faced? When old acquaintances meet, shouldn't they hug each other? Look at that young couple over there who are so affectionate, so don't disturb them. If you are jealous, envy and hate, then you might as well hurry up and do it
Come with me to the side and make out!"
"..." The woman glared at the old man with furious eyes, several times more intense than the hatred she had when she glared at Wang Bin just now. Obviously, the old man's words really offended her.
"You damn old man, if you meddle in other people's business, I'll kill you too."
"Hahaha, oh, you don't have a dark face, because you are really dark now..." The sloppy old man joked, ignoring the woman's anger, and even adding fuel to the fire.
"..." Wang Bin was shocked when he heard what the two immortals said. The old man could say such disgusting things, and he was really thick-skinned.
Looking at the female Taoist priest's charred face and beggar's appearance, Wang Bin suddenly broke out in cold sweat on his back... He wants such an ugly old woman, what kind of taste does this old man have?
Ugh... He is so powerful, even more awesome than his big brother!
Wang Bin said that such a strong young man must be sent to do some shameless things in the future!
Needless to say, at this moment, the female Taoist priest's desire to kill the old man could no longer be suppressed. She jumped, stretched out her hand and patted the goddess's pink crystal on the heavenly cover of the huge corpse.
The goddess pink crystal suddenly erupted with a strong and dazzling flash, and then, the corpse that had been dead for many years and had not moved at all unexpectedly also erupted with a strong aura at this moment.
Wang Bin casually felt it and was a little surprised. It was on the same level as King Wu.
What's going on? A corpse plus a goddess pink quartz can actually produce such an effect?
His brain has started to become active. If he is allowed to collect a lot of goddess powder quartz and high-level monster corpses, then he won't have to do anything in the future and just become a local emperor...
A group of corpse mercenaries, they can kill gods if they stand in the way of gods, and kill Buddhas if they stand in the way of Buddha!
"Ouch!"
The next moment, the corpse raised its head and let out a loud roar. It turned out to be the sound of a wolf howling. Needless to say, it must have been a high-level demon wolf in life.
It lowered its head and looked at the female Taoist priest, its eyes suddenly glowed with a faint green color, and then it scanned the group of people in front of it, staring eagerly.
"Kill this old immortal first!"
The female Taoist priest gave an order to the corpse, and the corpse, which was in a state of confusion, immediately became excited and followed the female Taoist priest's hand and shot towards the old man.
"Ouch!"
After a wolf howl, the corpse took only two or three steps and flew to the old man. He opened his bloody mouth and bit the old man.
The old man smiled, but did not move his body, and there was no fear on his face. He just said these four words lightly: "Powu Jiutian!"
At this time, the fangs of the corpse were only less than a foot away from the sloppy old man, and the disgusting irritation that came out of nowhere had already dripped on the old man's body, with a faint green color and an extremely stench.
"Stop it!"
The female Taoist priest hurriedly ordered the corpse to stop, for fear that the corpse would really devour the old man. She was nervous and her heartbeat...
The "Nine Heavens of Po Wu" mentioned by the old man was the soul skill that she was eager to obtain. As soon as she heard the old man mention it, she had no time to think and immediately stopped the monster corpse.
After she swallowed hard, she pretended to be calm and asked the old man: "What did you just say?"
"Oh, why is this so? Do you still need to hide your desire for "Nine Heavens of Powu"? Don't forget who I am!"
The old man smiled easily, as if he had convinced the female Taoist priest, so she couldn't help but refuse to agree.
Sure enough, after the female Taoist priest confirmed that the old man was talking about "Nine Heavens of Powu", her throat rumbled again. She took out a set of clothes from the storage ring and put them on directly while adjusting her mood so as not to get too excited.
In a tone of voice, he began to bargain with the old man.
"You have aroused my interest, but if you disappoint me next, don't say I don't give you face, I will kill you all."
"Oh, what if I say that with what I say next, you have to be satisfied if you are satisfied, or satisfied if you are dissatisfied?" The old man was very provocative. It seems that Jiang is still hotter than old and is an expert in negotiation.
"you……"
When the female Taoist priest was angry, she would continue to order the corpse to attack. At this moment, the corpse still maintained the same posture as before, and its fangs were still only one foot away from the old man. As long as the female Taoist priest really gave the order, there is no doubt that the old man would be hit by such a short distance.
It is so difficult to escape. Maybe even the female Taoist priest herself cannot save the old man.
Perhaps because he was convinced by the female Taoist priest, the old man still acted very relaxed, which was in sharp contrast to the angry and frustrated image of the female Taoist priest.
In the end, the female Taoist priest angrily put down her hand and did not order the corpse to continue attacking. Instead, she glared at the old man fiercely for a long time before her angry mood improved.
She hummed: "Stop talking nonsense and say what you want to say at once. Otherwise, even if we are old acquaintances, I will not show mercy."
"Haha, okay!" The sloppy old man stretched out his hand, pointed at the corpse, and said, "Can you let this little beast go away first? It scared me so much that I didn't even know what to say."
"..." The female Taoist priest cast a murderous look at the old man, and then ordered angrily, "Come back!"
The corpse did not move, which was beyond everyone's expectation. After all, the female Taoist priest was now the controller of the corpse. The corpse did not obey orders, which in itself explained the problem.
The female Taoist priest frowned and yelled angrily: "Come back."
The breeze blew by, gently slapping everyone's faces. The moment suddenly became very long, because the corpse had not moved, causing everyone to breathe faster and secretly prepare for the battle.
Moved!
The corpse finally moved. Although its movements became a little sluggish, it obeyed the female Taoist priest's order and walked aside to have a good rest.
Everyone was relieved. When under the control of the female Taoist priest, the corpse had already displayed frightening strength. If he did not listen to the female Taoist's command and went on a rampage, it would definitely be an even more terrifying existence. Therefore, now the corpse
After accepting the control, everyone suddenly felt much less stressed.
The female Taoist priest took a deep breath and said to the old man: "You can talk now!"
"Well, I think you haven't forgotten that there is still one and a half months before the Xu Lei Secret Realm opens!" the old man said with a smile.
The old man's words aroused the interest of the female Taoist priest, but she still frowned. Although this was an issue she was concerned about, it was not the most critical point. She said angrily: "Get to the point!"
The old man laughed: "What if I have a way for you to get "Powu Nine Heavens"?"
Sure enough, the old man's words made the female Taoist priest excited.
"Powu Jiutian" is the technique that best suits the purpose of her goddess pink crystal. If she can get it, not to mention that "Powu Jiutian" is a soul technique with unpredictable levels. It will definitely improve her strength a lot. Even the goddess
The uses of this magical existence of rose quartz can also be more abundant and practical.
Furthermore, her lifespan is coming soon. Although she looks middle-aged now, she is actually gradually declining. If her strength does not break through, in a few years, there will be no one like her on the mainland.
The existence of person number one.
Therefore, now that he was tempted by "Powu Jiutian", he could not help but say no to the sloppy old man.
She was excited for a long time, and finally thought of something. She frowned and said: "How did you let me get "Nine Heavens of Po Wu"? Don't forget, you and I have already exceeded the age limit, let alone get "Nine Heavens of Po Wu".
", you are not even qualified to enter the Xu Lei Secret Realm. In this case, why do you say that you can help me get "Powu Nine Heavens"?"
The old man smiled, but did not refute, obviously agreeing with the female Taoist's words. He stroked his beard, and under the angry female Taoist's gaze, he said calmly: "Indeed, you are right!"
"I'm going to kill you!"
The female Taoist priest was angry. If the old man hadn't quickly added another sentence, she might have immediately ordered the corpse attack.
"But they can!"
The old man pointed at Wang Bin and Wang Bin who were secretly making out while watching the show.
"Um?"
Wang Bin and the woman were both startled. Their hands that were originally moving towards each other stopped, but their eyes became serious, looking at the old man, expecting his answer.
"Old man, can you tell me the whole story? I was so surprised that you ruined all my good mood... Fortunately, it's not a critical moment. If you wait until a critical moment to bother me, I will definitely give you
Crush!"
Wang Bin's complaining and funny words made the old man dumbfounded, but he still explained it under everyone's gaze.
"You let them two go, and I'll ask them to go to the Xu Lei Secret Realm and bring you "Powu Nine Heavens"."
"Hmph, two ignorant juniors actually want to enter the Xu Lei Secret Realm. Do they really think that their wings are hard? There is no existence that they can come into contact with in "Powu Nine Heavens"!" said the female Taoist priest dissatisfied.
Wang Bin was even more dissatisfied. No matter what the old man said or what the female Taoist said, he expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Is it really okay for you two to look down on me like this? First of all, old woman, why do you think that I am not qualified or capable? You know, I am definitely the only brave man on this continent. You are looking down on me like this.
But he will be punished by God... Furthermore, the old man
Boss, let me ask you, have you made a mistake? Can you first clarify the situation on the scene? If I hadn't held back just now, this old woman would have been directly bombarded to pieces by brother's lightning. What can I say to let him go?
I, are you sure you're not just trying to be funny?"
"..." The old man rolled his eyes. He had no objection to Wang Bin's words, but he couldn't admit it. Otherwise, how could he continue to be a lobbyist?