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Chapter 271 I am a fast man

"Impossible, then why did you happen to witness the truth of the matter?" Ebisu asked.

The attendant spoke quickly and said: "It's simple, my young master just sent me to guard the area!"

Everyone was in a daze for a while, and soon realized that the matter that Jin Sandian had attached great importance to just now was actually the same thing as Hai Laosan.

In this way, the codename Hou Sai Lei is not a monkey combined with a powerful weapon, or a powerful monster. Probably, it is the young man who shows off his wealth.

The expressions on everyone's faces were different, and they were obviously very surprised.

"Jin Sandian, since you have listened to his report, you must know the previous situation, but why don't you tell me, do you deliberately want to laugh at me?" Hai Laosan lowered his head, with a dark face,

The sound is a little scary.

Jin Sandian was not afraid at all, and still smiled lightly: "You said it, interesting things should be shared with all of us. In my eyes, what you are doing now is an interesting thing. Could it be that the interesting thing you just said

, but it’s not like this? Oops, this is a bit embarrassing... I’m really sorry, I shouldn’t have eavesdropped on your interesting stories without your consent! "

Everyone snickered, Hai Laosan has lost a lot of face now, no matter how much face he has, he can't bear to keep leaning forward like this and being slapped!

Ebi Laosan was so angry that he overturned all the food and drinks on the table to the ground. His whole body fell into a state of madness. After a long time, he ordered the two people around him:

"You two, go and settle down the man I invited here. Don't let him suffer the torture of a boy showing off his wealth. Otherwise, if someone from the empire comes to investigate, we will also suffer."

"yes!"

The two were about to leave, when Jin Zhe said lightly: "You don't have to go, that person should be fine."

"What do you mean?" Ebisu asked.

Jin Zhe replied: "Perhaps it's because of mutual sympathy. The young man who showed off his wealth didn't do anything to him. Instead, he asked someone to find a place to put him. Otherwise, that man would be so awesome and arrogant.

, even if he doesn’t die, he will still be skinned. As for where he was placed by the boy who showed off his wealth, I left early, so I don’t know.”

Ebisu frowned. In fact, he had calmed down at this moment, but he still felt that something was wrong, which kept him confused.

He thought carefully for a while, then suddenly raised his eyebrows and asked Jin Zhe: "You and my subordinates are both performing the same task, why can you come to report before him? Logically speaking, both of you

Even if we step into this restaurant before and after, it shouldn’t be such a long time apart?”

Jin Sandian answered directly: "This question shouldn't be asked of my people. With Jin Zhe's strength here, it's impossible to fly over the wall. This journey is probably just a rush... In my opinion, he has always been

He is a very well-behaved child. Whatever I ask him to do, he will always do his best and do it for me at all costs. Since he said he would come over after watching the whole battle, that's what it is."

Jin Sandian raised the corner of his mouth, looked at Hai Laosan with a playful look, and said with a smile: "And where is your bitch? Do you really dare to report to you as soon as possible? Hey, as expected, the discipline and education between us are so good.

Wait, it’s not even the same level!”

Hai Laosan suddenly became furious and turned around and said angrily: "Tell me, what did you do just now? To be honest, you still have a chance to survive. If not, once it is verified, you will not have to live anymore."

"I don't……"

Seeing the murderous look in Ebi Laosan's eyes, the dog's legs were shaking all over and his teeth were chattering. He finally couldn't stand the pressure and confessed directly, "Before coming here, I... I went to visit a... brothel.

…”

"Wow!"

Everyone's expressions became even more exciting. Looking at Ebi Laosan and his henchmen, hearty laughter rang out loudly without any hesitation.

Seeing everyone laughing, the bitch said anxiously: "Third Master, don't be angry. You also know that I am a fast man. I am very good if I can persist in a cup of tea, so I dare to say that I will never delay you."

of time.”

Hai Laosan's face became even more ugly, and he said in a deep voice: "So, is it reasonable for you to visit the brothel?"

"No, but... they say we should balance work with rest. I didn't just go to the brothel to complete my work better..."

The bitch's voice became lower and lower, and it was obvious that he himself did not recognize this excuse.

Everyone laughed cheaply, this bitch was quite strong, so why did he get fucked by the outside? The fast guy was too fast, and it only took him a cup of tea!

"What a shame. Since you said that combining work and rest can complete the task better, why is this the result... You're a bastard in combining work and rest. Even if you are a fast man, you can't be later than him.

Such a long time, half an hour, seven times a night is enough." Ebisu shouted with a dark face.

"I……"

The dog-legged guy just collapsed on the ground and cried, "My feet are soft... soft!"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone burst into applause and laughed happily.

"Hahaha, interesting, it is indeed an interesting thing. What the third master said is indeed true. This thing is so lifelike and unbelievable that we are so intoxicated by it. I believe that this incident will become a popular topic among other restaurant storytellers in the near future.

The classic swan song in "."

"That's right. The third master and your bitch are both top-notch comedians. We wrote, directed, and acted in this scene that made us marvel in all kinds of ways."

"Since everyone highly agrees with this artistic achievement, why don't we all pay tribute to Mr. San? If it weren't for him, we wouldn't know how to spend our boring days?"

"Third Master, you have worked so hard. For the sake of everyone's entertainment, you actually sacrificed your life, even your own dignity and reputation. You are really a role model for our generation. You can be called that Lei Feng who will be remembered for generations. He specializes in benefiting others and has no self-interest at all.

!”



Ebisan was so angry that he smashed all the tea tables in the restaurant to pieces.

He didn't dare to do something to these people. Although no one else here except Jin Sandian could compare to him if he were to call them alone, and the strength of the family could not compare to him either. But with so many people together, he

It’s really out of the question.

At this moment, no matter how painful it was, he could only swallow it in his stomach. He could only vent his anger on his own people.

He shouted angrily: "I gave him five horses and quartered him, oh no, six horses. Since he likes visiting brothels so much, I should find a beggar woman to give him a taste before he dies."

"Ah, no!"

The bitch kowtowed violently, crying and apologizing: "Third Master, please spare me. I will never happen again. Please, just treat me like a fart and just let it go!"

"Hmph, if you want to be a fart, it's impossible. In the end, feed him to the monster beast and digest him directly into a piece of shit!"

"Ah, no..."

The man cried miserably, obviously frightened by his possible fate.

Suddenly, the jade-faced man spoke, and actually begged for mercy on his behalf. "Hai Laosan, he has already begged for this, so just let him go."

When the dog-legged man heard this, he raised his head happily, knelt and crawled in front of the jade-faced man, and cried: "Master Yu, please save me. I will repay your kindness. I swear, as long as I

There is still one life left, and this life is yours. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west."

The jade-faced man licked his lips and said, "Oh, you are a very enlightened young man! Very good, I like it!"

Ebisu shouted angrily: "Humph, are you planning to betray? Who is your master? Sure enough, killing you today will be the most correct thing."

The jade-faced man spoke again: "Ebi Laosan, just give me some face. If you let him go, you will be rewarded."

"Repay?" Ebisu looked puzzled, thought for a while, and said, "Well, you are so stupid that you would plead for me, a loser. This is not like you!"

The jade-faced man laughed, with an evil look on his handsome face, and said: "Isn't it that I can't bear to part with you? Look at his body, his strong arms, his cute little face, and he's crying

His teary eyes... Oh, I feel pity for you! In order to save such a handsome young man, I can only ask you for help!"

"fart!"

Hai Laosan sneered and said, "I think you have fallen in love with him, okay, if you like it, you can take it. Anyway, following you might be worse than letting him become a piece of shit, hehe!

"

Everyone felt a chill in their hearts. What these two people said was clear and unabashed. While they felt sad for the bitch, they also felt waves of discomfort.

The dog-legged man was petrified. He suddenly let go of the jade-faced man's thigh and quickly retreated.

Ebisu crossed his arms and sneered: "It's a pity, he is just a fast guy, I'm afraid he won't be able to meet your needs."

The jade-faced man licked his lips and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if he's a fast guy or not, I don't need him. Looking at his skin, it's actually quite thin and tender, hehe..."

The dog-legged man's face became even uglier now, and he suddenly reached out his hand to cover his back. Now he had no idea of ​​the fate he was about to face.

There were rumors outside that these handfuls of rain had that kind of habit. It turned out that he only half believed it, but if he had known about it, he would never have asked him for help.

Living is worse than death!

Hai Laosan hummed: "Everyone has watched the show today, and they should all be happy. I won't talk about the rewards. I just want to let everyone have fun. It's just a few rains. You just said, give you someone,

I will repay..."

At the same time, outside Wang Bin’s Inn, they were still recruiting warriors. At this time, a middle-aged man wearing coarse linen clothes strode forward and said:

"Excuse me, is this the Great God's House? Well, is it the original Jiajia Inn?"


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