"Ah! Master is so good to us!" When we heard Chen Ding's touching words of "love and care", we couldn't help but feel hot in our eyes: "Master!!!"
"Silly disciple, don't be polite to Master!" Chen Ding patted the four of them on the shoulders: "Good boy, stop crying. It's so embarrassing for a grown man to cry. Drink up, drink up!"
The four of us were filled with joy, and they drank the wine quickly. I kept praising: "I have to say that this hundred-year-old wine is really good. After drinking it, it felt like a fire was lit in my stomach."
, it’s so hot! My body is so warm! It’s even a little bit crazy!”
"Yes, yes, this wine is indeed strong enough!" Shi Zhu kept nodding in agreement: "Now my whole body is hot... My stomach seems to be on fire! I feel like I'm going to have diarrhea!"
Shi Zhu, who was a little drunk, also looked excited: "That's right! His stomach kept rolling, and the heat wave poured into his lower body, and he stopped being cold in an instant!"
Suddenly, the four people couldn't help but look at each other in horror: "Oops! This wine is too strong, my stomach can't bear it!!"
The four of them suffered from severe pain in their abdomens and were about to take off their pants and burst into tears when they heard Chen Ding say coldly: "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!?"
Shizhu covered his butthole tightly and cried: "Master, your wine is too overbearing. Our stomachs can't bear it. We must resolve the battle immediately!"
Hearing the anxious whining of several people, Chen Ding chuckled in his heart, but pretended to be concerned: "By the way, although this century-old wine is a good thing, drinking too much at once can easily cause diarrhea.
! Oops, I’m so confused because of my teacher!”
Although several people felt aggrieved, they had no time to blame Chen Ding for being "irresponsible". The only thing they wanted to do now was to quickly resolve the turmoil in their stomachs.
"No, no, no, ***!" Shi Zhu was just about to take off his pants when he heard Chen Ding's voice stopping him: "You can't do it! You can't do it!"
"Why!?" Four people asked in unison!
Chen Ding looked troubled, but he was actually happy: "This is an ancient tomb. Aren't you afraid of being haunted by ghosts when you poop in a dead person's house? There are many ghosts here, my good disciples!"
"Oh, I'll go!" After listening to Chen Ding's persuasion, we couldn't help but tighten our anus and just hold in my stuff that was on the other side!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Master, we are holding it in so hard!"
"Hey, can we go up and solve it first!?"
"Master, you have so many magical powers, you must have a way to help us get rid of our wronged souls!?"
Facing the pleadings of several of me, Chen Ding suppressed the strong smile in his heart and kept shaking his head politely: "Pooping in the grave is a naked insult to the ghosts. If someone else poops in the middle of the hall of your house,
, are you willing to forgive him!?"
I nodded repeatedly: "Yes, I absolutely forgive him! Even if he pooped on my bed, as long as it was forced and there was a special reason, we can all understand it! Right, brothers!?"
"Yes, yes! What I said makes sense!" the three members of the European Railway Group responded in unison with crying faces.
"Oh, I'm not acting according to common sense!" Just as Chen Ding was thinking about how to stop them from "solving the battle," a strong old voice came first: "Hahaha! You guys really
Interesting! Interesting! Ding, just make it easier for them!"
An old man with white hair walked out vigorously, and it was Taoist Weizi who came.
"Are you my great-uncle!?" the four of them asked in unison.
Taoist Weizi smiled and said: "Regarding my status, you should solve your innermost problems first." He raised his finger and said: "Go over there."
His fingers were like the brightest stars in the night sky, guiding the four of me all the way to the sacred door.
"You still like to tease your disciples so much!?" After the others and I walked away, Taoist Weizi chuckled and said, "Have Zilong and the others finally escaped from the sea of misery?"
"Hmph!" Chen Ding asked him, "Outie's grandfather can live to be 120 years old. Do you know why?"
Taoist Weizi asked: "Why?"
"Because he doesn't mind his own business!" Chen Ding seemed unwilling to do so. He opened his mouth and blamed again: "In the future, when I am strengthening my relationship with my disciples, please don't interrupt."
Taoist Weizi smiled and asked in a low voice: "Is the one holding Qinggang Da Fei?"
Facing Taoist Weizi's curiosity, Chen Ding responded proudly: "How? Is he a unique Taoist genius?"
Taoist Weizi smiled and said: "What kind of luck did you have to have him as your disciple?"
"You know nothing about fate." Hearing that Taoist Weizi also recognized my talent, Chen Ding laughed heartily: "Uncle Master, you don't know that both Jingxin and Kongming wanted to accept him as their disciple, but he resolutely chose
Come to my door."
"Oh!? Old man Jingxin is not dead yet? He has lived a long time." Taoist Weizi narrowed his eyes slightly at me squatting in the pit, and couldn't help but praise: "The three flavors in his body are so strong.
!Are you able to control it freely?”
Hearing the praise from Taoist Weizi, Chen Ding was even more proud: "He is my disciple. Of course he can freely control the three flavors of fire. Not only is it powerful, but it also has a long range and a long duration. It is as good as when I was young."
shadow."
"It's great!" The four of us breathed a long sigh of relief and walked back with satisfied faces.
"Don't come here if you haven't washed your hands!" Chen Ding's smile changed and he ordered with a hint of disgust.
"Wash your hands, wash them with bottled water." Shi Zhu raised his hands, his face seemed a little embarrassed.
"Disciple pays homage to our great uncle." I winked at Ou Tie and the other three, and the four of them knelt down and kowtowed respectfully to the over-100-year-old Taoist priest Wei Zi.
Taoist Weizi's face was full of joy: "You four are much more polite than your stinky master. Get up. You can just say hello when we meet in the future. There is no need to give this big gift."
After introducing himself, Chen Ding revealed the main reason for bringing us here: "Disciples, it is too dangerous for you to do undercover work. I am really worried about my master, so I brought you here today to ask my uncle to open the door for you."
You all have clairvoyance, so whether you can get good luck or not depends on your own destiny."
"Ah! Heavenly vision? It turns out that Master brought us here not just to give us knowledge!?" My heart felt warm again: "In today's exaggerated era, how can a Master who works so hard for his disciples still be able to do it?"
Where to find it!?"
"Master!" We held Chen Ding's hand tightly and were so excited that we were speechless.
"Ahem." Taoist Weizi quickly interrupted the "warm and touching" process in which the four of us were brainwashed by Chen Ding: "Young children, please don't be moved yet. Listen to me and explain clearly first."
"The great thing about this clairvoyance is that it can spy on the origin of ghosts. To put it bluntly, it means that it can clearly see who is a human and who is a ghost. Of course, this is just one of the basic functions of clairvoyance. In addition to being able to spy on the origin of ghosts,
, there are many practical functions, for example, those with more advanced clairvoyance can see souls who have left their body, which is what we usually call "celestial eye soul searching", and there is also the "clairvoyance eye", which can briefly see the soul.
When you look at things that are covered up, it’s just like people with special powers in movies who see through other people’s trump cards in casinos. I want to emphasize here that the spiritual vision of a monk must not be used in casinos and pornography.
Otherwise, the Heavenly Eye will backfire on your body, ranging from blindness to life-threatening. Remember, the Heavenly Eye has many other functions. You can slowly explore them in the future."
We are smart by nature, so after hearing Taoist Weizi’s down-to-earth explanation, we naturally took it to heart.
Taoist Weizi added: "This celestial eye originally belongs to the "divine eye", so when we use it, we need to recite a mantra to ask the gods for help. Do you know the mantra?"
"Yes!" I replied in unison.
Taoist Weizi explained: "When you improve your practice, you only need to recite the incantation and you will be able to open your heavenly eyes. I won't go into details here. Now I will give you the Dharma Eyes. Whether you can obtain it or not depends on your own ability!"
Facing the excitement of his disciples, Chen Ding quickly reminded: "This process will be a bit painful. You have to be patient. You must open your eyes only when you can't bear it anymore."
After encouraging each other with firm eyes, we nodded vigorously at Chen Ding and Taoist Wei Zi.
Chen Ding bowed respectfully to Taoist Weizi: "Disciple Yaori, please ask Uncle Weizi to open the eyes of heaven for the four of them and help them kill demons and rectify the ways of the world."
Seeing Chen Ding's unprecedented seriousness, the four of them were startled and quickly knelt down on the ground.
Taoist Weizi laughed loudly: "Leaving blessings for future generations is also what we old men should do."
As soon as he finished speaking, he shouted in a low voice: "Yinmu Dharma, open!"
"Boom!" A muffled sound came out!
I saw Taoist Weizi's body of silver light burst out in an instant, and it was as bright and dazzling as a long-lived immortal. The four of us were extremely shocked when we saw it: "This!? This is the Dharma form of my great-uncle!?"
Chen Ding seemed to be a little shocked when he saw this: "I didn't expect that my uncle, the "Silver Dusk Dharma Appearance", has reached the realm of enlightenment after not seeing him for more than ten years. It's really gratifying and congratulatory!"
The silver-haired Taoist Master Weizi closed his eyes and muttered: "Da Fei, Ou Tie, Shi Zhu, listen to your orders! Today I will use the supreme magic power of "Yin Mu Dharma" to help you find the celestial vision. If you are blessed, you must work diligently in the future.
Practice more, understand and understand the eyes of heaven, and correct the way of the world."
"Disciple, please remember the teachings of our great uncle!"
Taoist Weizi nodded and smiled: "Okay, let's start! Close your eyes!"
I saw a few drops of essence and blood containing supreme magic power pouring out from the hands of Taoist Weizi, and then floating quietly between the eyebrows of the four of us. A bell-like order suddenly came: "The heaven and the earth are infinite, and the universe is borrowed from the law."
!A beam of silver light shines all over the world, and the Dharma of the heavenly eye is in my eyes. I recite the urgent eye-borrowing mantra, and all the gods will help me to travel! Taiyi Tianzun, hurry up like a law!"
Taoist Weizi waved his hand, and four drops of essence and blood moved with the wind, slowly blending into the center of my eyebrows!