Leng Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly, and said: "How can I sleep? Those three evil spirits are doing all kinds of evil, and I have to catch them before I can sleep well. Moreover, you have my plan when you get into trouble..."
"What? Do you have a plan for us to get into trouble?"
I was stunned for a moment and was about to ask but was interrupted by her: "Have you memorized the three-flavor true fire formula I taught you?"
"How difficult it is,"
Knowing that she deliberately avoided my topic, I smiled with one eye: "I am a genius child, I have already memorized it by heart!"
There was a knock on the door outside. I went to open the door and was dumbfounded.
I raised my hand and said with a smile: "Leng Yu, come out soon, there are two top quality products here, it's amazing!"
I smiled as I opened the door, and two strangely dressed men strode in.
Leng Yu raised his eyebrows and couldn't help laughing: "Europe, Shizhu, what kind of plane are you two doing!? You don't have to buy so much even if I ask you to buy things!"
I saw European iron and stone pillars covered with garlic, Five Emperors' coins, ancient jades, fluorescent lamps, peach wood swords, Zhong Kui statues, crosses, Jesus statues, dragon heads, horse bodies, unicorns... and so on and so on.
There are also two canine teeth hanging from the ears, so there is nothing in the mouth.
Ou Tie waved his hand, trying to stop Shi Zhu's laughter: "Don't laugh, this is our magic weapon."
"That's right!" Shi Zhu nodded meaningfully: "It can also be said to be a secret weapon."
I took a mahogany sword from Ou Tie and asked: "You have shown these things in front of you, how can it be considered a secret?"
They frowned: "Yes, it seems that this is no longer a secret weapon, this is a military exercise!"
Leng Yu was also amused by them: "Are you exaggerating? Why did Jesus even run out? Who is this?" She picked up a small statue hanging around Outie's neck and asked.
Otie chuckled: "This is the incarnation of Zeus, isn't it awesome?"
I was speechless: "Why did you invite this old man here too?! You are speaking Mandarin. Can a foreigner like him understand you?"
Ou Tie said contemptuously: "Leng Yu has already said that sincerity leads to spiritual success. If you pray with your heart, it will always be effective."
Shi Zhu also retorted: "It is also said in "The Grandmaster", "If you never forget it, there will be repercussions!", you are really stupid!"
I pointed to a bag tied around the waist of Otie's trousers and asked, "Otie, what's this bag of yours?"
He smiled evilly and said proudly: "This is really powerful! I'm afraid I'll scare you if I tell you!"
Shi Zhu nodded again pretending to be mature and said: "If what we carry is a secret weapon, then this big bag is simply a magical weapon."
I was very curious, so I grabbed it and opened it. My face turned green with anger, and I slammed the bag of artifacts on Otie's face: "Underwear!? Where did you get this big bag of women's underwear?
?!"
Otie didn't even get angry when his underwear was tied up. Instead, he smiled and said: "Yes, this is the folk exorcism weapon - the middle-aged aunt's red underwear. The most important thing is the pants, you know! We are
It took a long time to clean it up!”
He took out a few pairs from inside and handed them to me: "I know you are a slut, so I specially left a lace one for you, take it!"
"Go away!" I glared at them and cursed, "You're not serious at all!"
Suddenly, Chen Lan's joking laughter came from my pocket: "You are a slut, why don't you admit it?"
I retorted to her with my heartfelt words: "Beauty and coquettish are derogatory terms. No matter how manly I look, you can only use words like tough to describe me, right?"
Chen Lan snorted: "That's nonsense. You should learn your skills quickly. Master Ye told me to tell you to learn your skills well. I won't say any more. I'm going to have a beauty sleep!"
I said speechlessly: "Go to sleep, go to sleep, I will work hard to learn my skills in public and private."
Leng Yu smiled and said: "Okay, okay, now that everyone is here, I will start teaching you formulas and spells."
When we heard that Leng Yu was about to teach, we closed our mouths with excitement and gathered around her to listen carefully. Leng Yu had a good figure, with S-shaped curves, and her body had a charming fragrance, let alone talking to her.
It makes me happy to listen to her lectures like this and I understand very clearly, you know.
There is always such a calm moment before the storm.
"What I'm teaching you now is the "Purifying Mind Mantra". This mantra can make the ordinary mind enter the silence, return to the Taoist mind, and enter tranquility. It also has the function of protecting the soul and soul."
We nodded repeatedly. They were no stupider than me. Moreover, they quickly learned the "Heart Purifying Mantra". After Leng Yu taught us some tricks to ward off evil spirits, he also taught us some common sense about the magic circle.
Leng Yu said: "Since the three of you are virgins, I will teach you how to use this "boy's exorcism array." This array is relatively simple and practical. When the time comes, the four of us will stand in the four directions of Qinglong, White Tiger, Xuanwu, and Suzaku.
, each performs his or her duties, and reciting the mantras and incantations at the same time can have a very good protective effect on the spell caster in the center of the formation."
I asked: "Is this a kind of protective formation?"
Leng Yu replied: "Yes, this is a type of protective array. In fact, four ordinary people can also use this array, but the effect will be better if they are virgins."
"I have a question!" Otie asked, raising his hand.
"Say it."
"Why is virginity better?!"
Leng Yu did not express his displeasure, but explained seriously: "The attribute of a virgin's body is pure yang. If he has mated with others, his yang energy will be released. If other conditions are the same, the pure yang in a virgin's body will not be the same."
The qi is not as abundant as that of a virgin. However, non-virgins can also obtain stronger yang qi than a virgin through practice."
This explanation made me nod repeatedly. It turns out that there is still such a saying. I have learned a lot today.
Then, a few of us started to operate according to the method of Leng Yu Sect. Three days later in the evening, we arrived at the gathering place arranged by Officer Lu. The arrest operation was finally about to begin. Officer Lu and the uncle were already prepared.
, in inventory equipment.
Seeing us arriving, Officer Lu asked, "Are all your things ready?"
"Report!"
Leng Yu raised the equipment in his hand: "Everything is ready."
"You guys..." Officer Lu looked at the four of us who were "heavily armed" speechlessly: "This posture seems to be going to save all mankind on earth! Are they the Fantastic Four?"
I was stunned and said in surprise: "What a good name. If you add the uncle's words, then we will be the Fantastic Four!"
"Let them go and have peace of mind. After all, it is not easy to snatch the spiritual orifice from the enemy." Leng Yu pursed his lips and smiled: "Then you will be the captain of the Fantastic Four."
After Officer Lu once again confirmed that his subordinates' equipment was complete, he waved his hand and drove towards the mountain.
He looked at us and asked, "Are you nervous!?"
"Very nervous."
We answered in unison, honestly speaking, and I was a little timid.
Officer Lu laughed: "When I participated in an operation for the first time, I was so nervous that my feet were shaking. That's human nature. Don't blame me for being embarrassed. Those in the movie killed hundreds of people on the battlefield for the first time.
It’s all lies.”
"But after the first time, I wasn't afraid anymore."
Officer Lu smiled and said: "I can't remember how many times Xiao Wang and Xiao Yang followed me through life and death. We have been licking blood from the muzzle of our guns all these years, not to be heroes, but to eliminate harm for the people."