"Stinky Ye Ming Lu, dead Ye Ming Lu, hate it, hate it, you just don't believe me..."
The bathroom echoed with resentful curses, steam filled every corner, the bathtub was full of bath water, and the girl was talking to herself in the bathtub.
"What's wrong with me? That stinky Ye Minglu who is worse than a demon hunter doesn't deserve my scolding. He actually treats me like a child and says so many sarcastic words. You are the only one who needs to be cured!"
With her dark, silky long hair tied up and paired with a typical petite and exquisite cub, Emily is indeed similar to a primary school student.
Emily was feeling extremely depressed while playing with the wandering duck doll. The more she missed Ye Minglu, the more she thought about him.
"Ah sneeze!"
Ye Minglu was writing today's diary in his room, and suddenly his nose itched. Who was talking bad about him? Could it be that guy Modi?
After putting the bath water in the bathroom, Ye Minglu went up to the second floor and told Emily to take a bath early at the stairs. He cleaned up the vacant room next to the bedroom and asked her to rest here tonight.
I picked up the cup next to the desk and took a sip of the steaming Bailiangkai. I felt particularly tired today. I saved the strange Loli girl and listened to her talk about a lot of elves' fantasies. I have to admit that although she said
It's fictional, but the whole story is still very logical.
"How can elves, magic, and demon hunting be real? They are just fantasies created to make children happy." Ye Minglu murmured to himself.
If she continued talking, he would be assimilated. Thinking of this, Ye Minglu quickly shook his head to dismiss the lingering questions in his mind.
I looked at the clock and saw that it was getting late. I had to inform her of the room where she would rest tonight. I was afraid that she would sleep in the living room. This little girl didn't know anything. Don't catch a cold.
Leaving the chair, Ye Minglu opened the door and walked downstairs.
"Emily, tonight you..."
Ye Minglu, who had just arrived downstairs, saw a shocking new scene with blood spurting out. He immediately swallowed everything he wanted to say and stood there dumbfounded.
"What's wrong?"
Emily turned her head reflexively and looked at Ye Minglu, who was standing still, with doubtful eyes.
"Uh... no... that... how should I put it? Why... are you getting dressed in the living room."
It was really embarrassing to see this scene. When she asked her question, Ye Minglu quickly woke up, quickly turned to the side, turned his eyes elsewhere, and asked hurriedly intermittently.
"Um?"
Not understanding the meaning of Ye Minglu's words, Emily subconsciously looked at her naked body with doubts, and then saw Ye Minglu's wandering eyes, and instantly understood what was going on!
The cute little face that was originally pink was so red that it was almost bleeding, and her petite body was basically exposed to Ye Minglu's eyes, including her white and tender body and slightly bulging breasts.
Although it is a stunning glimpse, this sexual scene can really make men with special hobbies bleed.
"Yeah - don't look -"
A sharp scream sounded, and the high-decibel sound wave made Ye Minglu hurriedly cover his ears to prevent his eardrums from being punctured.
Emily hid behind the sofa, picked up the cotton pillow on the sofa and threw it at it.
The unsuspecting Ye Minglu was hit by a soft pillow. He suddenly realized that it was his fault and he saw something he shouldn't have seen.
"I'm really sorry."
"You saw it all?"
The back of the sofa covered her naked body. Emily revealed her little head, her face was as red as blood, and her black eyes were staring at Ye Ming Lu with a cannibalistic black light. She was wary of Ye Ming Lu as if she was watching him.
Looking like a big pervert, I was afraid that his blood would suddenly boil and he would be punished on the spot.
"No..." Ye Minglu replied guiltily.
"I obviously saw it, the bad guy...pervert...big pervert, but he still doesn't admit it."
Emily scolded Ye Minglu so hard that the sparkle at the corners of her eyes seemed to overflow.
When Ye Minglu turned his back to him, he quickly put on his clothes and relaxed his tense heart a little.
"I'm really sorry! I didn't mean it. It was caused by force majeure and it was completely accidental."
"Liar!"
"Actually...to be honest...I'm not interested in immature children's bodies."
Although Emily is a rare cute type among girls, and will definitely be a beauty who will bring disaster to the country and people when she grows up, Ye Minglu can't be attracted to her as a little lolita, not to mention that he is a normal young man.
In this regard, we will not mess around.
Recalling the scene dozens of seconds ago, where I had an unobstructed view of Emily's naked body, a red and hot feeling rushed into my mind. Could I really be the legendary Lolicon?
"What...what, little...child...body..."
Emily didn't mean to peep on this point, but she chose to believe Ye Minglu, but it was a great sin to look at a girl's body, so it wouldn't be too much to give him some temper and scold him.
I didn't really want to be angry with him at first. After all, I was getting dressed in the living room, and I didn't do it in a hidden place. I just happened to meet Ye Minglu when he was going down the stairs.
But he actually said that she had the body of a child and was not interested? This annoyed her very much. However, because of Ye Minglu's words, Emily was really angry now.
He made two mistakes at the beginning. The first was that he had no patience to let the girl complain and calm down, and the second was to add fuel to the fire and escalate the topic to a serious state.
I saw Emily's gloomy face, her long dark brown hair almost covering her face, and her bare feet walking step by step to Yeming Road.
Ye Minglu couldn't see her expression at this time, but the boy felt super intuitively that Emily's body was burning with invisible and terrifying fighting spirit flames, and his whole body seemed to be completely integrated with the flames.
"Hmm? Emily?"
As you get closer, you can feel the dense flames roasting you, and the Ye Ming Land Rover can't help but shiver.
"Go to hell, pervert..."
Emily suddenly raised her head, her dark eyes were like the eruption of a volcano that had settled for a long time. Her small white hands had already been clenched into a fist, and she quickly struck Ye Minglu's chin.
"Ah——" accompanied by screams and screams sounded in the living room.
The misfortune came from Ye Minglu, who was almost dizzy and lay on the ground, with a standard fist mark carved on his chin.
"It hurts, it hurts...what are you doing? Is it necessary to hit someone?"
Ye Minglu sat on the ground dizzy, not forgetting to touch his chin where he had been beaten, and complained to Emily who had hit the person.
"snort!"
Emily folded her arms around her airport-like chest, turned her head and closed her eyes, ignoring Ye Minglu who was sitting on the ground complaining, her face still blushing.
The two sides remained silent for a long time. Ye Minglu thought carefully about the words he just said. It seemed that he accidentally revealed so many taboos about girls. Girls are the least willing to be called young, especially her.
At this age, perhaps the rebellious stage is strong.
"Hey, Emily." Ye Minglu took the lead to break the stalemate.
"snort!"
Unexpectedly, Emily was still angry and snorted coldly, looking like a proud princess.
"I said Emily, it's my fault for saying that, so don't be angry!"
To be honest, Ye Minglu had almost no tricks to deal with girls' anger. The female classmates he came into contact with at school generally kept their distance and were very cautious and respectful of each other. They would never behave deviantly, even if they were girls who approached him on their own initiative.
Unlike Modi, who is his best friend, he is proficient in various skills to attract girls. Ninety-nine percent of the prey he chooses will be captured. Especially when it comes to coaxing girls with sweet words, he dares to be ranked second.
, then no one dares to recognize the number one.
Generally speaking, he is a relatively traditional person, so he only compromises and admits defeat when coaxing girls.
"Who is angry, hum!"
Facing this annoying, stupid and cute Loli girl with such a stubborn personality, he just couldn't get angry no matter what. No matter how crazy he felt, he couldn't vent it out in the end.
Because she was the first one to let herself feel the joy of family, as if she suddenly had a younger sister, making people feel loved and loved.
But having a girl with a middle school disease as a younger sister will make life less easy in the future. It’s better to think about this thought.
Ye Minglu looked at Emily, who was still standing on one side with a bulging face, and stood up helplessly.
"You can sleep in the vacant room next to my room tonight. No one uses it all year round, but I will clean it occasionally, so sleep peacefully!"
"..."
Emily, who was losing her temper, glanced at Ye Minglu secretly, pursed her lips and said nothing.
Today I met such a young man by chance. Even though he didn't believe that she was an elf from the land of elves, Ye Minglu was determined to save her, who had nothing to do with him, and took her home to give her food and shelter.
Therefore, she didn't really hate Ye Minglu, she was just a little angry with him for his dull look and his poor mouth.
"If you have anything else, I'm in the next room. You can come to me at any time."
Emily seemed to be righteous, Ye Minglu said nothing else, touched her neck awkwardly, and walked towards the second floor alone.
Walking upstairs, Ye Minglu didn't notice Emily's hidden sight. He was not familiar with her, and it was more difficult to communicate with her than with animals. Ye Minglu could only do what he could, but what was in her heart?
I think he doesn’t know either!
Emily glanced at Ye Minglu and disappeared at the edge of the corner of the stairs and walkway. Her folded hands suddenly dropped, and she felt a vague feeling of discomfort in her heart.
"What's wrong with me……"
I have said this twice unintentionally.
Emily stared blankly at the edge of the corner of the walkway on the second floor, wondering if she had gone too far.
"Ah~~, we won't see each other again after tomorrow anyway, why do we care about this? It's wrong if he sees it anyway!" Annoyed, she covered her head and struggled with her thoughts.
In the room, after Ye Minglu wrote down what happened throughout the day in his diary, he was tortured by Emily for most of the night, and he was already exhausted physically and mentally.
After simply sorting out the books on the desk, he lay down comfortably on the soft bed, covering his eyes with his right arm, thinking about today's events.
He rescued a middle-aged lolita girl from being chased by a man in black and took her home without the consent of her guardian. The most embarrassing thing was that he accidentally looked at Emily's snow-white and thin body and became a "good guy".
He turned into a "weird slut" and then a "perverted pervert". His life was really crazy.
Don’t think too much, just set the alarm clock when you wake up in the morning and have a good sleep quietly.
"Good night!"
Just when Ye Minglu was about to fall asleep, there was an unexpected knock on the door.
"Boom, boom, boom"
The sound was like a beating in Ye Minglu's head, causing him to toss and turn in a daze.
The knock on the door rang intermittently, and he was woken up when he was half asleep due to exhaustion. He couldn't bear it any longer. He sat up and wanted to say something cold and angry. When he thought that it was Emily who knocked on the door, he felt so arrogant.
Most of it is extinguished.
Before going to bed, he also said that he could come to him if anything happened. Based on this, Ye Minglu had to open the door and deal with the other party obediently. He could not yell or scold such a little girl.
"Coming!"
Ye Minglu reluctantly climbed off the comfortable bed and opened the door.
Emily stood outside the room door with a blush on her face, her slender hands twisting the hem of her skirt, looking both shy and a little hesitant.
"What's the matter?"
Ye Minglu, who didn't know how to communicate with girls, saw her like this and didn't know how to ask for a moment.
"A person...doesn't...dare...sleep..."
"Huh? What are you talking about? I can't hear you clearly."
Emily spoke hesitantly in a voice as small as a mosquito, but Ye Minglu couldn't hear many words, only what he could hear about sleeping alone.
He roughly figured out the meaning of these words and knocked on the door in the middle of the night, and he understood more or less, but he had to confirm her true meaning in this kind of thing, and he couldn't cause any more oolong incidents.
"I dare not sleep alone."
Emily's head was tilted slightly, her eyes not meeting Ye Minglu's. She had been thinking about what she wanted to say for a long time before speaking out. Her tone was particularly heavy, as if she had worked hard to muster the courage.
"Let's just say it directly. It's not a big deal. Is it so hard to say it?"
Ye Minglu looked suddenly enlightened and said with a smile. He opened the door wide enough and motioned for her to come in.
"I'm just afraid that the demon hunter will come. I'm not afraid of the dark as you think."
"Haha, just don't worry that you think I'm a perverted pervert."
Faced with Emily's guess, which seemed like she could read her mind, Ye Minglu sweated secretly and made a joke with a dry smile.
The middle school lolita girl is quite stupid to say that she is stupid, but in terms of wisdom, she is incomparable and insurmountable by ordinary people. Sometimes Ye Minglu wonders if she has really lived for more than a hundred years.
"Ji~"
After entering the room, Emily looked at the floor and bed, then her eyes began to shift to Ye Minglu, staring at him intently.
Judging from her actions and gaze, she was confused about whether to sleep on the floor or on the bed. Since it was Ye Minglu's room, she couldn't make any decisions and could only stare at Ye Minglu.
Being stared at by Emily, Ye Minglu did not dare to look directly into her pure black pupils. Suddenly, the whole room was filled with an awkward atmosphere.
"well"
Ye Minglu walked to the bedside and tidied up the messy bed, then took the pillow and a thin quilt to the ground and finished laying the bed.
"You go to bed and sleep, and I'll sleep on the floor."
"Is that okay?"
Emily said in surprise, but she felt embarrassed after thinking about it. After all, the bed belonged to someone else. As an outsider, she was not qualified to sleep on the bed for any reason.
"Oh? You don't want to? Then I'm going to sleep on the bed."
Ye Minglu admired her from the bottom of his heart, and he was still hesitant when he agreed. Because of this, Ye Minglu accommodated this middle-class, cute silly loli.
"No, if you dare to go back on your word, I'll let you taste the fist again."
Ye Minglu, who deliberately repented, made a move to lie down on the bed. Emily hurriedly threw herself on the bed, squatted up, clenched her sinful little hands, and gestured with her fists at Ye Minglu, like a little tiger.
So fierce.
"I've tasted it once and don't want to think about it anymore. I won't be able to bear it again, so go to bed quickly."
Ye Minglu couldn't help but touch his jaw. The pain from before was still there. He picked up a violent lolita. There was nothing he could do. He was small but powerful. "Little tigress!" Ye Minglu thought in his heart.
, but I dare not say this.
The two of them lay quietly. The only difference was between the floor and the bed. No one spoke!
Ye Minglu closed his eyes and quickly fell asleep, his deep breathing sounded. He was indeed too tired today.
"Hey, Ye Minglu! Can I call you Minglu?"
"..."
For fear of Ye Minglu misunderstanding, Emily added, "I... didn't... mean anything else, it's just that you are the first person I met in the human world... who treated me..."
Emily turned around and wanted to explain what she had said before, but she had not finished speaking halfway, so there was no need to continue because Ye Minglu was already fast asleep.
After swallowing everything she wanted to say, Emily lay down and came back. Her mind was filled with almost everything that happened today. What appeared most often was what Ye Minglu did for her. The messy pictures almost confused her.
"Is it appropriate for him to be my contractor..."
"You'll believe it when you make a contract, I'll let him see it all... No..."
She lay quietly on the comfortable bed and thought about it for a long time. Thinking back to the embarrassing scene, she would bury her head in the pillow.