I took a breath and said, "The horoscopes of these two people are not worthy at all, and both of them are destined to have many disasters. If they are forced to be together, not only will the two families not be able to benefit from it in the future, but even ours will be hurt."
It’s impossible to live in peace!”
Chen Sui's expression changed, "How should we stop them?"
"Stop? Do you think we can stop these two families?" I glanced back at Chen Sui and said with half-squinted eyes: "If my guess is correct, even if you want to stop them, this
Neither family would agree!"
"Then I have to give it a try!" Chen Sui gritted his teeth and turned around in front of the two families.
Chen Xiaoyun and Lin Sanyang were as if they were meeting their in-laws, with a hint of familiarity on their faces.
Chen Sui walked over slowly and whispered a few words. When I saw Chen Xiaoyun's face immediately darkened, he pointed at Chen Sui's head and cursed.
I could no longer suppress the anger in my heart, so I strode forward.
"No? I've spent so much money, and you tell me now that you can't? Let me tell you, there is no word "no" in my dictionary, Chen Xiaoyun! You must handle this matter for me today!"
Chen Xiaoyun shouted.
I stared coldly into her eyes and said coldly: "Ms. Chen, I don't know where you get your confidence. If you want to do it, I can do it for you. But if something happens in the future,
I am not responsible!"
Chen Xiaoyun's eyes changed and he looked at me in a daze.
"What's wrong?" Lin Sanyang had already walked up and looked at me anxiously.
I said in a deep voice: "The horoscopes of these two dead children are not compatible at all. In addition, the time of their death, if they are forced to be together, it will not only harm the family in the future, but both of your families will suffer!"
"I don't believe in hardships. Today's things must be done!" Chen Xiaoyun yelled angrily.
I half-squinted my eyes, "Okay! I'm afraid there will be problems in your family before these two children are buried!"
I snorted coldly, turned around and walked out of the funeral shed. The other forty or so Taoist priests looked at each other, lowered their heads and recited the Purana Sutra. Seeing that no one was paying attention, the fake Taoist priest hurriedly walked over, "
Master Zhang, what happened?"
I glanced at him and said, "There is too much evil here. Forcibly burying corpses is taboo. Moreover, both children are destined to be evil stars. Trying to get them together may be counterproductive!"
"Do you want me to go up and offer some words of comfort?" The fake Taoist priest was slightly startled.
I waved my hand and said, "Tell your people to be careful at night these days!"
"Okay! Okay! Thank you Master Zhang! Thank you Master Zhang!" the fake Taoist said hurriedly.
At this time, I saw someone walking over with two chickens in the distance, and the two chickens were tied with red cloth. This kind of red cloth is very common and can be bought in almost any supermarket.
"Today is a happy day!" At this time, someone shouted in the funeral shed.
I glanced back, feeling a little cold in my heart. A big day? It might be a big day for the Lin family, but it might not be a big day for the dead girl's family.
"We wish the two newlyweds a happy marriage forever!" the man said loudly again.
I feel a little disgusted in my heart that the funeral has become a happy event, but it is still done with such a big fanfare. Even if the Lin family is rich, they will be heavily in debt within three years.
After the person finished speaking, I saw someone holding two chickens and bowing to Lin Sanyang and his wife and that couple. The girl's parents seemed honest and kind, and they probably had never seen much of the world.
After saying a few words, there was already an ugly look on his face.
I sighed and saw Chen Sui walking slowly towards me and said softly to me: "Tonight is the first day of the three-day ritual, and I'm afraid the two of us won't be able to leave either!"
"It's okay!" I said softly, but didn't care much.
After the farce in the funeral shed ended, I returned to the funeral shed with a gloomy face. There were as many bright lamps as there were altar tables, and Chen Xiaoyun's god-grandson was kneeling on the ground, crying and shaking his shoulders.
I took a deep breath, found a corner and sat down. The Taoist priests recited my past life, and I felt at ease. The original job of the spiritual master was to be responsible for raising spirits. If the host family cooperated, everything would be easy, but
When I encounter this kind of owner who doesn't know how to cooperate, I really can't move forward.
"Everyone, let's eat in groups!" At this time, the man who had presided over the secret wedding walked up slowly and said to everyone.
I got up and walked out of the funeral shed, and found that there were more than a dozen tables of banquets placed outside. I took a closer look and found that the banquet was really good. Maybe Lin Sanyang and his wife had really spent a lot of money to have such a reception.
After dinner, I returned to the funeral shed. I stood in front of the two coffins and said softly: "You two shouldn't be together, but I hope to settle down these days, and I will think of a solution for you afterwards!"
"
After finishing speaking, he turned around and returned to the corner again.
The Lin family didn't know where they found many people, and they took turns mourning the two children. The more I watched, the more angry I became, because some people's fates are not suitable for mourning, and this has something to do with their own longevity. If
Memorializing would have the opposite effect. So in ancient times, children who died young were hastily buried or even thrown into mass graves. This couple was really messing around.
"Tianju, do you want to go see their cemetery?" Chen Sui walked up and said worriedly.
I chuckled, "Cemetery? I'm afraid these two children will make a fuss before they are buried! Forget it about the cemetery. You can go find the two chickens later and kill them tonight!"
"
Chen Sui was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly turned around and left the funeral shed.
I looked at the sun setting outside and felt a little nervous in my heart. As the saying goes, the king of hell is easy to deal with, but the devil is the most difficult to deal with, and the two people in the funeral shed now are two out-and-out brats.
After a while of silent recitation of the Purana Sutra, today's rituals finally came to an end, and the sky outside became completely dark. Several Taoist priests came forward, talked with Chen Xiaoyun, and were taken to a temporary residence by Chen Xiaoyun. I
It's even more difficult, because as a spiritual master, you have to take care of this place anytime and anywhere, and you can't slack off even a little bit.
Near nine o'clock at night, Chen Sui hurried back from outside and winked at me.
I nodded secretly and slowly closed my eyes. Now that Chen Sui has been taken care of, it won't be that difficult. As long as these two chickens are killed, there won't be any problems tonight.
"Use ink lines to block this spiritual shed!" I said softly as I watched midnight approaching.
Chen Sui hurriedly took my ink fountain and blocked the surrounding area with ink lines. At this time, it was completely dark outside, and it felt like he couldn't see his fingers.
I took a deep breath and just stood up when I heard a chuckle. The laughter seemed to be ringing in my ears, so clear that I couldn't believe it.
"Here it comes!" With hesitation in my heart, I glanced at the two coffins and walked up slowly. I took out the requiem paper charm from my arms and gently placed it on the two coffins.
The laughter stopped abruptly.
Inside the funeral shed, there were only me, Chen Sui, the little boy, Chen Xiaoyun and his wife, and the girl's parents.
Seeing me pasting the paper charm, Chen Xiaoyun's face darkened and he rolled his eyes at me.
I sneered in my heart. I wonder if her eyes can still roll back later. If not, I will ask her to roll them over.
Giggle...a chuckle sounded in my ears again.
I looked sharply at the two coffins and found that the paper charms affixed to them had been blown away by the wind.
"How could this happen?" Chen Sui on the side was also shocked.
I took a deep breath and said, "The kid is indeed the most difficult to deal with! It's not that these two paper charms have lost their effect, but because the Yin energy here is too strong, they have been suppressed!"
"Is this still the case?" Chen Sui was startled.
I nodded and recalled that when Dai Jie put on the substitute, the substitute instantly turned black. This is the same as that situation, the paper charm has no effect at all.
Giggle...the chuckle sounded again.
Chen Xiaoyun suddenly stood up from his position, "Child? Child, is it you? Is it you? You must be back! You must be back, right?"
I stared at her expectant face, feeling more and more disgusted.
Kluk cluck... Another crisp sound rang out.
I half-closed my eyes and my palms were soaked with sweat.
"Mom..." At this time, a clear voice suddenly came from outside the memorial shed.
Chen Xiaoyun's face was filled with excitement, "My child came to see me! My child came back to see me!"
I glanced at her and cursed in my mind. Forget about being stupid, this guy was so stupid that he was so stupid that he could be considered the first person in ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad.
"My child, where are you? Come out and let mom take a look!" Chen Xiaoyun said softly.
I glanced at Chen Sui and made a gesture to him.
"Mom! It's so dark here! Mom, can you come over and stay with me? Why do I feel a little scared?" The voice sounded milky and innocent.
"Mom is always with you, always with you!" Chen Xiaoyun said loudly, tears already streaming down her cheeks.
I took a deep breath and saw Chen Sui running back in a hurry, with a trace of sweat on his forehead, "Tianju, it's bad, those two chickens are gone!"