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Chapter 312 A tragedy caused by a fart

Then I put all these other thoughts behind me and looked outside Yizhuang. It was completely dark now, and an apricot-yellow moon hung high in the sky.

I secretly thought in my mind, if there are really zombies in this coffin, I need to be faster when I open it and take out the coffin fungus. Otherwise, if the zombies are bathed in the moonlight for a long time, it will become more difficult to deal with.

of.

"Buzzing..." Just as I was staring at the coffin, the coffin started to shake very suddenly.

"Dongfang, why did this coffin move on its own?" Loach stared at this scene and opened his bag.

"We don't need to do anything. Night has fallen and the zombie can't stay inside anymore. He will come out soon!" I replied.

"Then what are we going to do next?" Loach asked me.

"Hide for now, wait until the zombie jumps out of the coffin." With that, I hid myself first. I hid behind a coffin, and then looked at the coffin intently.

Seeing this, Loach also hid aside. I was still a little worried, so I shouted to him, "Loach, hide over there by yourself. Don't make any noise, otherwise the zombies will come out and hear the noise you make."

, will regard you as his target."

"Don't worry! I've been with you for such a long time, so don't worry when I do things!" Loach was hiding opposite me and made an "OK" gesture towards me.

After that, we didn't talk, we just looked at the coffin closely.

"Buzzing..."

"Buzzing..."

The coffin was shaking more and more violently, and the things inside might jump out at any time.

"Bang..." The coffin lid that Ni and I couldn't open with all our strength was now shaken up by a huge force. The coffin lid was shaken into the air, and then fell to the ground, splashing

Bursts of dust.

The dust got into my nostrils and made me want to sneeze.

But when you think about the possibility of alarming the zombie that jumped out, the consequences are unpredictable.

I covered my mouth and nose, trying to resist the urge to sneeze.

There was another weird noise near the coffin, and something touched the coffin.

I exposed part of my head and looked at the coffin. One by one, tall zombies jumped out of the coffin, and the zombies jumped towards me.

Because the light in Yi Zhuang was relatively dim, I couldn't see clearly what the zombie looked like.

He stood in the middle of the house, stretched out his head and sniffed.

I was a little worried that he might smell the scent of me and the loach and find us.

Thinking of this possibility, my body shrank back unconsciously.

Fortunately, the zombie just sniffed for a while and then continued to move forward.

I began to think in my mind whether I should rush out now and subdue the zombies or wait until the zombies were gone. I quietly hid behind the coffin to see if there was any coffin fungus.

"Pfft..." But before I could come up with the final plan of action, a strange sound suddenly sounded in Yi Zhuang.

Who the hell made that fart sound?

I am the only loach in this room, and I can be sure that I did not fart, so I don’t need to say more about who the fart was.

Loach is a kid who succeeds more than he fails. When we were hiding, I specifically told him not to make any noise, but he farted so loudly at this critical moment.

After the zombie heard the sound of the loach farting, he originally planned to go outside, but now he suddenly changed direction, and that was where the loach was hiding.

The zombies are approaching Loach little by little and will soon be in front of him.

"Oh my god, Dongfang, come here and save me quickly, this zombie is going to attack me!" When the danger came, the loach couldn't hold his breath anymore, and suddenly jumped out and screamed.

I sighed helplessly. Although we let the zombies find out and our situation was very passive, the loach is my best friend. There is no way I would just let him be caught by the zombies.

After taking out the Lightning Strike Taomu Sword, I immediately jumped out and ran towards the zombies.

There is a coffin between the loach and the zombie. In order to prevent the zombie from touching it, the loach dodges back and forth to prevent the zombie from touching it.

When I was still some distance away from the zombie, I jumped up suddenly and picked up the Thunderbolt Taomu Sword and slashed at the zombie.

The lightning-struck mahogany sword struck the zombie's shoulder, causing a few sparks to fly out.

The zombie trembled slightly and then continued to catch the loach.

The loach stretched out his arm and almost caught the loach.

I felt anxious and hugged the zombie from behind.

While hugging the zombie, I scolded the loach, "I told you not to make any noise earlier, but you kid, you just let out such a loud stinky fart. Your stinky fart smoked the zombies. Now, come on."

I'm looking for you, what should you do?"

Loach made a sad face, "I didn't mean to do it. I can only blame the roast chicken we had for lunch because it was so fragrant. I couldn't help but fart a few times when I got excited. How could I have thought it was so easy?"

Just pissed off the zombies?”

I grinned, "You kid, you still dare to argue with me. When you ate roast chicken for lunch, you devoured it. I didn't see you blaming me for the roasted pheasant being too fragrant. Now you fart after eating so much that you blame me!"

"Stop talking nonsense, run to a safe place now! I can't hold it anymore!" I said with difficulty.

Loach nodded after hearing this, and then quickly hid aside.

The moment I put my hand away, I stretched out my foot and kicked the zombie in the back.

The zombie's body only moved, but I was pushed aside.

"Jie Jie..." The zombie kept making several strange screams, and then he slowly turned around and pounced on me.

But this time I did not have a head-on conflict with the black-haired zombie. When the black-haired zombie came in front of me, I bent down and slipped between the legs of the black-haired zombie. I also took out my lightning strike mahogany sword and slashed hard.

The black-haired zombie couldn't support himself on the legs of the black-haired zombie and knelt on the ground on one knee.

I continued to chop at the other leg of the black-haired zombie, and now the black-haired zombie was completely paralyzed.

I stood up, but accidentally, the black-haired zombie grabbed me with his backhand and put me down on his back. I reluctantly came into close contact with the black-haired zombie.

The black-haired zombie hugged me and pinched my waist with both hands.

Damn, this black-haired zombie is really tough!

I'm currently fighting the black-haired zombie to see if he can't handle it first or if I gameover first.


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