I looked around blankly. It was a hazy gray and black place. Two people stood next to me and looked at me. One was wearing black clothes and the other was wearing white clothes. They were both wearing tall hats and holding shackles and handcuffs.
The man in white clothes is tall and thin, smiling, but his face is pale, and he speaks a long tongue. His tall hat has the four words "make money at first sight" written on it. The man in black clothes is wide and fat.
The face is fierce and dark, and the words "The world is peaceful" are written on the hat, sir! This is clearly black and white.
Little Master, I’m dead!
Damn it, I'm dead! I'm finally dead. Not a penny of the money in my bank card has been touched. If I had known it, I would have given it all to my aunt. I haven't gotten married yet and I don't have a villa or yacht.
Well, there are also the Taiyan Monument, countless nanmu trees, and those treasures of corpses on the other side of the flower. They are all gone. Alas...
"Let's go!" Bai Wuchang looked at me with a smile and said.
If there is hell, there must be heaven. I don’t know if hell and heaven are in the same system, but they are definitely not the same unit or department. Since Black and White came to pick me up, it means that the place I am going to is definitely not heaven.
I was puzzled. Young Master, I lived an honest life, worked diligently, was mentally healthy, was pure in thought, loved the motherland, loved people, loved labor, and loved a good life. Of course, I admit that I still have
There are only a few flaws, but those minor flaws can be completely ignored. The flaws do not cover up the flaws. I can pat my chest and say that I am a model of a good person and a benchmark for people to learn from. Why don’t I say perfect, but absolutely excellent people can’t get in?
Heaven, but going to hell!
"That...two bosses."
I laughed and said to Black and White Wuchang with a smile: "Did I make a mistake? How could I come to hell? I should be going to heaven."
"That's right, it's you." Hei Wuchang said with certainty with a cold face.
"There must be a misunderstanding."
I was a little anxious. I didn’t want to experience the torturous things in the eighteenth level of hell. “Why don’t you ask the staff in heaven first to see if they missed me.”
"No need to ask."
Bai Wuchang took out a thick notebook with a smile, looked at it and said: "You are greedy by nature and insatiable. On the sixth day of the fifth lunar month in the 15th year of the lunar calendar, you used deception to buy a Qing Dynasty porcelain jar for 600 yuan.
, resold eight thousand, earning more than ten times the ill-gotten wealth. On the 12th day of the ninth lunar month in the 15th year of the lunar calendar, you collaborated with several vendors to lower the price of antiques, colluding with each other.
, this year, you have willingly degenerated, collected five million in ill-gotten gains, and stolen toilet paper from public toilets countless times, not to mention all these bad deeds, if you don’t go to hell, who will?”
"fart!"
I became anxious and quickly defended myself: "No one in business buys high and sells low. Suppressing and inflating prices are normal business methods. If I don't take the toilet paper, others will take it. It's not me who robbed the five million."
It was Chen Qiuhong who forced it on me."
"It's no use talking anymore, let's go!"
Hei Wuchang put the shackles and handcuffs on my body and dragged me forward.
"Wait, wait!"
I still had a glimmer of hope: "Boss, can I just reincarnate and start a new life? I won't be tortured in hell!"
Bai Wuchang continued to look through the book and said with a smile: "When you were alive, you were glib and liked to argue with clever words. First go to the first level of tongue-pulling hell; instigate women to buy your items, instigate discord between husband and wife, and then go to the third level of iron tree.
Hell; for personal gain, to manage everything up and down, to save a little appraisal fee, the fourth level of evil mirror hell; to slander colleagues on weekdays, the fifth level of steamer hell; to damage the underworld weapons, destroy evidence, the sixth level of copper pillar hell; to kill
Countless insects and poultry, many creatures died at your hands, the seventh level of Hell of the Mountain of Swords..."
"Stop it, stop it!"
I was so anxious that I didn't know what to do. I was just scared. When I reached the seventh level, I was about to go to six of the hells. Is it possible for me to be reincarnated properly? I tried to break the shackles on my body, but it was in vain. I shouted loudly.
Said: "You two must have deliberately wronged me. Who is your leader? I want to complain to you. Whoever is not smooth-talking in business will starve to death if he tells the truth. Businessmen are only interested in profit and selfish selfishness. Anyone who has never eaten meat in his lifetime will be trampled to death."
An ant or something, why does it count as killing a living thing? What you are saying is all nonsense. You have wronged me. I want to go to heaven, little master. Your behavior is interdepartmental law enforcement. I want to complain and I will punish your behavior.
Post it online to let everyone know that you are abusing your power..."
"Bang..."
Hei Wuchang punched me in the stomach. I felt cramps in my abdomen and fell to the ground. My body was bent like a shrimp and I vomited directly.
It doesn't seem accurate to describe it as spitting. I should have been sprayed by his punch. Not only my mouth but also my nostrils spurted out a large pool of blood. But I don't know why, but after a big mouthful of spray, I actually felt a little comfortable.
, could it be that I have a masochistic tendency and I didn’t know it until after I died?
"Bang..."
He punched me in the stomach again, and I cooperated very well
I vomited. I repeated this process several times. I vomited an unknown amount of blood. Although my stomach hurt, it became more and more comfortable. It was a very contradictory feeling.
I don’t know how many punches and kicks I received in the stomach. I felt like I had vomited out my stomach. Hei Wuchang still didn’t let me go. Hei Wuchang punched me in the chest, causing another sharp pain.
"That's enough!"
Although you are both black and white, I can't always be abused, right? "Stop, or I'll bite you, little grandpa!"
Hei Wuchang ignored me at all and continued to punch me on the chest. I couldn't bear the pain. I hugged his leg and bit him. You are a ghost. Even if I die, little master, I will be a ghost too.
Who is afraid of whom!
"Ouch... let go... Brother Ye, let go... ah..."
A familiar voice came into my ears. It was Wu Zijin's voice. Why was he here? Could it be that he was also dead and was caught by Black and White Wuchang.
"Moved, moved, he came to life!"
"Pull him away, he's biting my leg, pull him away quickly!"
"Brother Ye Zi, wake up! Don't bite Zijin..."
Shen Yuan, Silly Le's voice also came over. I looked up blankly, and the hazy darkness was gone. I was surrounded by lights shining with fireflies, and next to them were the other shore flowers. This was clearly the passage to the Palace of Eternal Life. Shen Yuan,
Mao Tianlin, Sha Le, Wu Zijin and Xue Yue were all squatting next to me, and I was holding Wu Zijin's leg and chewing on it.
My head is all muddy, what’s going on, Black and White are gone, where have they gone!
"Okay, okay."
Shen Yuan was obviously relieved and said, "Boss Ye, you finally woke up."
"What...what's going on?, Ouch..."
I opened my mouth to speak, and the pain in my chest and stomach suddenly hit me. The pain made me break into a cold sweat, "I...I see black and white and impermanence...Am I dead?"
"You almost died."
Shen Yuan said: "Fortunately, I used six Qianlong Tongbao to lock your yang energy. Wu Zijin rubbed your belly and spit out all the water. He knew cardiopulmonary resuscitation and saved you."
"It's so dangerous!"
Wu Zijin rubbed his bitten foot and said, "You fell into the water and were submerged for at least half an hour before Tianlin rescued you. We all thought you would not survive."
"Yes...is it...?"
I pressed my belly, feeling weak, "I...I'm so tired, I want...to take a nap..."