The bonfire was burning brightly, lighting up the valley beside the stream. Two pheasants were plucked by Shale, their internal organs were removed, they were impaled on wooden sticks and roasted on the fire. He did it so skillfully that I couldn't help but sigh.
, this helper is definitely worth looking for. Not only is he hard-working, he is also very capable in hands-on and practical aspects.
Strictly speaking, I actually came from a rural area, but when I was very young, my aunt took me to Shenzhen and grew up in this metropolis.
I looked at the pheasant rolling on the fire and said, "Not to mention cumin and pesto, we don't even have oil and salt, how can we eat it?"
"Roast it slowly, and the pheasant will produce oil on its own."
Silly Le said: "Brother Ye Zi, do you have canned meat and chili sauce? Once it's roasted, you can tear off the pheasant meat and eat it with canned juice or chili sauce."
"Crazy, then I might as well just heat up the can and eat it."
I said speechlessly: "By the way, where did you pluck the pheasant feathers?"
Shale said: "Over there."
I asked: "I didn't look carefully at the time. Are the feathers of these two pheasants white?"
Shale thought for a while and said, "There are black, red, and white feathers, so it can be considered a mixed color."
That's good. If these two pheasants are also white, it would be too unreasonable. Wolves are white, monkeys are white, and bears are white. It's not that there are no such types of animals in the world, it's just that these white animals
It's a bit weird to see them all in the same place.
"Boss Ye."
Shen Yuan walked over and said with a smile: "I have a surprise for you, do you want to take a look?"
I gave Shen Yuan the middle finger in return, but I didn't even bother to pay him any attention.
"well……"
Shen Yuan sighed and said, "If you don't care, forget it. I'll split the two bottles of wine with Lezi and the others."
"Where did you get the wine?"
As soon as I heard about drinking, I felt a little itchy in my heart. In fact, I usually don’t drink much and I don’t have any craving for alcohol. But now in the deep mountains and forests, having a glass of wine and taking a few sips is considered a kind of enjoyment.
: "I didn't see you bringing wine."
Shen Yuan said: "The dog who led us the night before yesterday knew that I like to drink a few sips, so he had already prepared it for me in the earthen house. It's just that we had too many things and it was difficult to carry them, so I only brought two bottles.
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"Take it out, take it out."
I quickly walked to Shen Yuan and said, "Where did you put your bag? I'll help you get it."
The pheasant was finally cooked. Wu Zipei and his brother were a little excited. They cut the pheasant meat with a knife and kept praising Sha Le for his skill. After I tried a bite, I honestly thought it was pretty good. Sha Le had good control over the heat.
It was very good, the skin on the outside was roasted to a crisp, and the meat on the inside was very tender. Although there was no salt, the pheasant meat had a slight sweetness after chewing it carefully, and it tasted quite comfortable when dipped in the juice of the canned beef.
Except for Mao Tianlin who doesn't drink, Shen Yuan's two bottles of wine were divided among the five of us. Even Wu Zipei poured a little happily. The group of people drank happily. This should be the most relaxing and enjoyable day in the past few days.
for some time.
"I...I want to sing a song for everyone..."
When Wu Zijin stood up, his legs staggered a little. He didn't know whether he drank too much wine or was numb. "Applause...where is the applause..."
It seems that he drank too much. He was only about three ounces and his tongue was tied when he spoke. I drank half of it.
Even though he weighed more than 5 pounds, there was no problem. He kicked Silly Le and said, "He's drunk. Bring his gun. Don't get drunk at night and make us all jerk off. Then we'll all become real
He is a lonely ghost, and he died a particularly unjust death."
Shale nodded, stood up and went to get the assault rifle hanging on Wu Zijin's body.
"Don't...don't touch me."
Wu Zijin pushed Shale away, put the butt of the assault rifle on the ground, held the barrel of the gun with both hands, pointed his mouth at the muzzle, and howled: "Today is a good day... tomorrow will be a good day too...
…The day after tomorrow will be a good day…”
As soon as Wu Zijin opened his mouth, everyone frowned. His voice was too unpleasant, and he used the muzzle of his gun as a microphone, thinking that he was quite classy.
Sha Le couldn't stand listening anymore and was about to grab the gun. Wu Zijin was laughing and singing happily while blocking it with his hand. As a result, he staggered and failed to stand up to block Sha Le's hand. He reflexively pushed himself to the ground.
His finger hung on the trigger without any bias.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Three consecutive gunshots were fired. The harsh gunshots made my scalp numb. Then there was a burst of silence. The people in the circle around us were stunned. Their hearts seemed to have stopped beating. They looked at Shale and Wu Zijin in a daze.
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"ah……!"
Wu Zijin screamed, covered his head and fell to the ground. Shale's legs became weak and he sat down, his hands trembling non-stop, stupidly touching his body to see if he had been shot.
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Wu Zipei was so anxious that she shouted Wu Zijin's name, and tears instantly flowed down her face.
I quickly ran to Wu Zijin and saw him covering his forehead with both hands. Blood flowed from his fingers to the bridge of his nose. He kept rolling on the ground: "I...I'm going to die...Mom...Mom...I
I'm dying, sister...save me..."
Seeing Wu Zijin's miserable state, my heart suddenly went cold and my face turned pale with fright. This is a vital part. But after seeing him rolling around for a long time, he didn't bleed a lot and he still had enough strength. I hurriedly went to the hospital.
He stepped forward and held him down, saying, "Don't move, it's my fault. I told you not to move."
Wu Zijin didn't listen at all. He kept struggling and crying out in pain. I sat down on him and opened his hand with all my strength. I saw a scratch mark on his forehead that was not deep. It should be that the bullet passed through his side.
The position passed by, and I breathed a huge sigh of relief.
I took off the gun hanging on his body and kicked him twice. This idiot scared me half to death. I was really upset if I didn't kick him twice. But Wu Zipei shed tears and was very dissatisfied.
He glared at me.
After a period of commotion, the valley beside the stream finally returned to tranquility. Wu Zijin put his head together and sat by the fire without saying a word. Wu Zipei was so frightened that he still had lingering fears and tears. It was good to be silly.
It took him a while to calm down, but now his eyes when he looked at Wu Zijin were not as kind as before, full of resentment.
Fortunately, I brought some anti-mosquito and first-aid medicines with me this time. I gave Wu Zijin some hemostatic medicine and put on two band-aids and that was it. His scratch wound was not big, and he was scaring himself.
"Why are you loading the bullet? Why don't you turn on the safety when you load it!" I was still upset and wanted to step forward and kick him. If he really died here, I would never be able to get away with it.
Wu Zijin said in a low voice: "There was a bear just now, so...so the bullet was loaded, and then...then I forgot
…”
"Haha...forgot..."
I laughed angrily, "What a pity, that bullet didn't blow out your brain. Otherwise, you must be a celebrity, and a world-class celebrity. Have you seen a thousand ways to die? You just pointed the gun at it."
The silly way you sing, if you really die, will definitely be the number one among a thousand ways to die, and the strength that is a few blocks away from the second place is just the strength of stupidity."
"Okay, everything is over."
Shen Yuan also said on the side: "Zi Jin was also very frightened. Please say less."
"Old Shen, shut up."
As soon as I saw Shen Yuan, I got angry and said, "When we were in the Antique City, what did you say that he was a Dafu person or the best in Dafu? Hahaha! Now I understand what you mean.
Those who shoot themselves are definitely lucky because they did not die in the hands of others, right? Old Shen, is that true?"
Shen Yuan said: "If he had not been lucky, he would have died a long time ago. It is because he was lucky that he only suffered a few minor injuries."
I was stunned for a moment, this is okay!
I suddenly remembered that a friend of mine drove to a far away place to burn incense and worship Buddha. When he came back, he had a car accident. The engine was completely smashed and the car was almost scrapped. Fortunately, he was fine and he only stayed in the hospital for two days for observation.
According to my understanding, you worshiped the Buddha. If the Buddha is effective, he should bless you and keep you safe. But why did you get into a car accident just after you worshiped? The Buddha there must not be dedicated to his work, and he is the kind who only accepts money and does not do anything.
But my friend’s mother didn’t think so. The car was almost scrapped after a collision, but almost no one was injured. This was the blessing of the Buddha. After her son was discharged from the hospital, she went to the temple again to burn incense and fulfill his vow. She thanked the Buddha for keeping his son safe.
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Later, I told a monk about this incident, but I was playing a trick. I said that the car was crashed and my friend was seriously injured. As a result, the monk said that he must have been sincere and unreflective when praying to Buddha.
pure.
At that time, I understood a truth: no matter how things develop, Buddha is always right. Now, Shen Yuan is always right, because no matter what angle he starts from, he has his truth.
I sighed helplessly, gave up the unnecessary quarrel, shook my head, turned around and walked towards the forest.
"Where are you going?" Shen Yuan asked.
"Pee, dear Master Shen."
I said with a suffocated look on my face: "I need to pee, should I report it to you?"
"Go, go."
Shen Yuan waved his hand and said, "As a grown man, you can just go to the stream to pee, but you also go into the woods, be careful of snakes."
"snort!"
I was too lazy to pay attention to him and said, "Little Master, I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm afraid of snakes. You are the one I'm most afraid of in my life. Anyway, nothing good will happen if I meet you."
After walking about seven or eight meters into the woods, I saw a big tree. I unzipped my pants and cursed, my neck was a little sore, and I kept moving in circles.
A white figure suddenly came into my eyes. I didn't think too much. I looked in that direction. A woman wearing white ancient clothes was sitting on the branch of a big tree not far from me: "
What are you looking at! I’ve never seen such a handsome guy...uh...ghosts...there are ghosts...there are ghosts...!"