This stone is where Wu Zipei jumped down from the doorway and knocked me unconscious. There is no mistaking it. The ground is still a little damp, mainly because it is very dark here and the water does not evaporate so quickly.
"Are you sure!" Shen Yuan asked.
I said: "I'm sure now, there's an iron piece from a Warring States hoe that I threw away in front of me, and further ahead there are biting bats and resurrected mummies."
Shen Yuan began to be cautious and said, "Master Qi and I are going ahead, everyone should be careful."
"I have a way to deal with bats."
I said: "They use sound waves to find their way, and you can use gunshots to interfere with them. There are also mummies with clover roots inside their heads. Hitting the head will make them die again."
Along the way, everyone slowed down and moved forward carefully. The ground became a little muddy. This was bat droppings. When I thought about how many times I had fallen here and it was all over my body and face, I felt my stomach churn.
I wanted to vomit but couldn't, and an evil thought suddenly came to my mind.
"Old Shen, the mud here is very interesting."
I glanced at Shen Yuan with ill intentions and said, "When Wu Zipei and I encountered a bat, we were chased miserably. As a result, I fell. Guess what!"
Shen Yuan asked doubtfully: "How is it?"
"hey-hey……"
I said: "It turns out that after the mud was stained on my body, the bats seemed to be unable to see me. Do you think this mud is a natural camouflage? If we all apply some on the body and face, would it be safer?"
It’s safe. I can’t even remember how many times I fell. The entire 360-degree angle was covered with bat feces. I barely soaked it in water and took it orally. I was chased and my legs were broken.
, The reason why I say this is just to disgust Shen Yuan. When I think of my own experience and current situation, I hate him so much that my teeth itch.
"Yeah!"
Before Shen Yuan could say anything, Wu Zijin spoke up, "Then let's all put some on it. I'm most afraid of bats. They look like mice and are disgusting, and they can fly."
"Alas, alas...that, Zijin, that..."
Before I could stop him, Wu Zijin had already grabbed a large handful of the so-called mud, patted it directly on his body, and smeared the remaining bit on both sides of his cheeks, acting like a special forces soldier preparing to go out and applying camouflage oil on his face.
I was speechless for a while as I watched Wu Zijin concentrate on wiping feces on his face, then turned to look at Shen Yuan and said, "You'd better do some too."
"Didn't you just say that bats are afraid of gunshots?"
Shen Yuan asked: "Isn't it enough to have a gun? Why do you have to smear mud on your body now?"
"Well……"
I was choked up and said, "Wouldn't it be safer if I have an extra layer of insurance?"
Shen Yuan smacked his lips and stared at me sideways, "That's right, why don't you, Boss Ye, apply a little bit too."
Well, as expected, this bad old man was not deceived, but he turned on me again, saying: "I'll forget it, I have skin allergies."
"Brother Ye Zi."
Wu Zijin said from the side: "Why does this mud smell so bad?"
After saying that, he still frowned and kept sniffing with his nose.
Shen Yuan said: "This is bat poop, how can it not smell bad?"
Wu Zijin was stunned and looked at me with disbelief, "No way!"
The lie was exposed by Shen Yuan with evidence. It seemed that he had known it for a long time. I knew that I could no longer deceive him. But how did he know that this was not mud, but bat excrement? Not only did he ask: "How did you know?
?”
Shen Yuan gave me a blank look and said, "Ye Mingsha, do you know what it is?"
I shook my head, "I know Ye Mingzhu, but Ye Mingsha has never heard of it."
"This is Ye Mingsha."
Shen Yuan pointed to the thick layer of feces on the ground and said: "Bats have medicinal value and can treat chronic coughs. Bat poop also has medicinal value. After drying in the shade, it can treat eye diseases. It is called Ye Ming Sha."
"
"vomit……"
As soon as Shen Yuan finished speaking, Wu Zijin vomited very cooperatively.
I pretended to be calm. Now that the trick was exposed and Wu Zijin was implicated, I could only beat him to death and refuse to admit it. "Oh... So that's it. I understand. I watched a wilderness survival show where the man found the lion."
Then smear the feces on yourself, so that some large beasts smell this smell and think it is a lion and dare not approach it. It turns out that this is the truth, um... I understand."
Wu Zijin's face turned pale from vomiting. While washing his face in the underground river, he kept turning his head to look at me, his eyes full of doubts.
Shen Yuan asked: "Boss Ye, you really don't know that this is bat poop?"
I quickly seriousened my expression and said, "How would I know! Little Master, I always thought it was mud. Besides, when I left for the first time, I got it all over myself."
"oh……"
Shen Yuan pinched the mustache at the corner of his mouth and said in a long voice, "I thought you knew it was feces and wanted to harm me intentionally, but I didn't expect that it would hurt Zijin. Hey! Didn't you do it too?
Are you naked? Why are you so clean now?"
I glanced at Wu Zijin from the corner of my eye. He looked very ugly. He was not young and energetic. He shot me on impulse. Is this old man Shen Yuan going to finish it?
"Little Master, I swear to God."
I had no choice but to express my opinion: "I really didn't know this was bat droppings, otherwise my leg would be broken if I were hit by a car when I went out."
When Wu Zijin heard my oath, his expression finally softened a little, while Shen Yuan raised the corners of his mouth, leaned over slightly, and said softly: "Boss Ye, I have a new understanding of your character, hey hey hey hey... you
Are you really not afraid of your vows coming true?"
Young Master, I'm afraid of being stupid. A serious businessman like me spends all day talking to customers. After a month, I can't even remember the guarantees I made. I guarantee the cost price, I guarantee not to make you any money, I guarantee you will lose money, etc.
, even swearing is common. Being hit by a car is just a trivial matter. If you are really hit, I can still blackmail you for a sum of money. I can say without exaggeration that it will be like a thunderbolt, and you will die.
I have sworn some very poisonous oaths many times, but so what, I am not alive and kicking now.
"That's enough."
I also whispered to Shen Yuan: "We are now grasshoppers on the same rope. When the time comes, Wu Zijin will be really pissed off, and there will be civil strife, which will make it difficult for everyone."
"It makes sense, it makes sense." Shen Yuan said, his eyes full of teasing.
Wu Zijin finally finished washing, and the skin on his face was almost scratched, just like me at that time.
"Okay, let's go."
Seeing Wu Zijin wash his face, Shen Yuan said: "There is Yemingsha here, which means there are bats gathering in front. One or two does not matter, but a large number is dangerous. Judging from the thickness of Yemingsha, there are definitely a lot of bats."
, everyone be careful."
I once had an experience where I fell behind the team and tried to slow down as much as possible to avoid falling and being covered in bat guano again.
"Brother Ye Zi, you really don't know that is bat droppings?" Wu Zijin still didn't seem to believe me.
I said sincerely: "I've sworn an oath, but you still don't believe me! Besides, why do I need to harm you? I have no motive, right?"
Wu Zijin retched and finally nodded, expressing his belief in me.
"Bang!"
"Dry!"
Just after I finished speaking, I felt a sharp pain in my waist. Like a kite with its string broken, I took off directly from the ground, gliding three or four meters in the air. I turned around and glanced, and it was Mao Tianlin who kicked me hard.