Chapter five hundred and fifty first silly and boring
"Come quickly and pay homage to this Immortal Pot, and I will grant you a lifetime of glory!"
In the Jishi Hall, an emerald-like chamber pot is suspended, and the sound it makes is very solemn and magnificent, like a saint who has mastery of the body and wants to preach and spread the doctrine.
At this moment, the chamber pot's incomparable righteousness shocked the hearts of all the geniuses.
But when they were asked to "worship", they all hesitated. You must know that what was in front of them was a chamber pot. Even if it really had the inheritance and inheritance of benefiting the world, it was still a chamber pot in the end, and its essence could not be changed. Let them worship a chamber pot.
This is simply...unreasonable!
But thinking about the inheritance of Jishi Taoism, everyone hesitated again. If they refused to "pilgrimage", would they miss the inheritance of Jishi Taoism? If so, it would be too unjust, and they would regret it in the future.
"What are you still hesitating about?"
Seeing that the geniuses were indifferent, Chamber Pot quickly shouted and said: "I am in charge of the Taoist lineage of Jishi, and choose successors for Jishi Tao. I want to carry forward Jishi Tao and spread it to the human world. Don't you want to miss this opportunity? You know, this is
The way to save the world has supreme miraculous power and inheritance of Dharma. If you miss it, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"
He is exerting psychological pressure on all the geniuses!
"Do you really want to worship a chamber pot? What the hell!" someone cursed, which is called depressing.
"Worship the chamber pot... I think it will be difficult for me to raise my head in the future." Someone touched his nose and smiled bitterly.
"Even if you really become an extremely powerful person in the future, it will definitely be a dark history. Are there any extremely powerful people who worship chamber pots?"
"If you are not careful, you will be ruined by future generations!"
"I will not worship until I die!" someone swore.
"What I'm curious about is... does this chamber pot really contain the inheritance of the Taoist tradition of Ji Shi? Why do I feel that this chamber pot is a big liar!" Someone said angrily.
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The geniuses murmured in their hearts, worshiping a chamber pot? This is too embarrassing, how can they still mess around in the future?
Some of the women present looked even more uncomfortable.
"What are you waiting for?" Seeing that the geniuses were silent, the chamber pot snorted coldly and threatened: "Do you want to miss your status as the successor of Jishi Dao forever?"
"I advise you, don't regret it!" Chamber Pot's tone was full of sarcasm, and he sneered: "I tell you, you will definitely regret it. When you grow old, you will remember that you once had such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
The opportunity is in front of you, but you gave up and missed it, so you missed the opportunity to be a peak powerhouse. You will... cry and regret it!"
It was nagging, half threatening, half warning, making the geniuses even more hesitant and confused.
Xia Mang was speechless. He was now sure that the chamber pot in Jishi Palace was not only a ruffian and a big liar, but also a talkative one.
It is threatening all the geniuses, and it talks in one way. It doesn't look like it only has spiritual intelligence. It is clearly an old evildoer with empty eyelashes and a big liar!
Behind the ninth level of the Heaven Pass, the corner of the Demon King's eye twitched fiercely.
The powerful people watching from all sides were also suspicious, secretly wondering if there really was a legacy of Ji Shi Dao in this chamber pot!
"If the inheritance of Jishi Taoism is left in this chamber pot, then the former Jishi Taoist master is really a..." In the distance, an old man with white hair shook his head and couldn't help laughing.
"Too cramped."
"This is a trick for future generations!"
"Imagine that the next generation of Taoist Master Jishi once worshiped a chamber pot. That scene... is simply unimaginable."
"Is this a hole dug by the Taoist Master Jishi of the previous generation, or is this chamber pot digging a hole?" someone murmured, with a very strange look on his face.
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Powerful people from all over the world are paying attention. The inheritance of the Jishi Taoism is about to appear. This is a big event for the living beings in the world today. They can't tolerate it. Even if they can't get it and can't get any advantage, they still want to see it for their descendants.
Look, after all, if a descendant of the family gets it, wouldn’t it be a great honor for the family and the elders?!
"If you don't want to worship quickly, how long do you want to wait?"
Seeing that no one among the geniuses was making any move, the chamber pot was still hesitating, so he opened his mouth to drink again, with a more serious tone, containing an inexplicable majesty and coercion, which made the geniuses palpitate, and began to waver, as they considered whether to go to worship or not.
——After all, it is good to try to inherit the Jishi Taoist lineage. If you really become a Jishi spiritual son and get the Jishi Taoist lineage, even if you worship the chamber pot... it will not be a loss.
A group of people began to feel excited. Among them were heroes from the local world, pride of the demon clan, and geniuses who had smuggled in from outside the territory. They hesitated for a long time, and finally, under the temptation and threat of the chamber pot, they truly
My heart was moved, and I started to move my steps, walked to the front of the Tianjiao, faced the chamber pot of Jishi Hall, and prepared to worship.
Among them were Shen Tuhao, who was born in the Immortal Clan, Yang Que, Gui Wei, etc. from the Yin and Yang Clan. As for the rest, such as Nan Zhao, Yin Luo Han, Li Yin Xuan, Xia Pan, etc., they were indifferent.
They obviously all had their own plans and were not deceived.
"Hurry up and worship!" The chamber pot's serious voice came out again, full of oppression.
"In order to pass on the lineage of Ji Shi Dao, I... will fight hard!" A foreigner gritted his teeth, then knelt down on one knee, bowed down, and said respectfully: "Master Xian Hu, please give me some advice. I am willing to join Ji Shi Dao and work for me.
The Tao opens up new territories and spreads the Dharma to the world!"
If someone takes the lead, things will be much easier to handle.
Seeing this, the rest of the people made an uproar and knelt down one after another, shouting: "I am willing to join the way of saving the world, open up new territories for my way, and spread the Dharma to the world!"
"I am willing to join the Tao of helping the world, open up new territories for my Tao, and spread the Dharma to the world!"
"I am willing to join the Tao of helping the world, open up new territories for my Tao, and spread the Dharma to the world!"
"I am willing to join the Tao of helping the world, open up new territories for my Tao, and spread the Dharma to the world!"
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At the gate of the ninth heaven, dozens of people and demons knelt down and worshiped the "chamber pot" - the Immortal Pot Master in their hearts.
The corners of Xia Mang's eyes twitched fiercely, and he was speechless. He whispered to himself: "There are actually people worshiping. How heartless are these guys to do such a thing?"
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this chamber pot is a big liar, right?
Xia Mang looked at everyone with a weird look in his eyes. He looked at Li Zhanye next to him and said, "Don't you also want to be a spiritual son of Jishi? Why don't you go and pay homage in case you get lucky?"
"I'm not stupid." Li Zhanye rolled his eyes.
Xia Mang nodded and said seriously: "I don't think you are stupid either."
"..." Li Zhaiye was speechless, and then he looked at the guys who were kneeling down to worship, and couldn't help but ask, "Are they stupid?"
"...Silly." Xia Mang nodded and said, "It's really stupid."
Xue Lingjun rolled her eyes cutely next to her. The conversation between these two people was really silly and boring.