"That's what you say, but why hasn't that rich man contacted me again recently?"
Thinking of this, Dr. Shirai couldn't help but feel a little irritated: "I remember he said that he would send someone over to experience my medical skills before deciding whether to hire him... But now, several days have passed since the inspection time, and there is still no movement.
?”
"...Oh, let's wait a little longer. It's a long-term job like psychological diagnosis and treatment, so it's normal for them to be more cautious. In short, if you can come up with such a large deposit at once, the other party is definitely not a liar."
Thinking of this, Dr. Shirai calmed down and decided to fool the patient in front of him first.
…
When Dr. Shirai was in trouble.
On the opposite side, his patient was also struggling at this time.
Vodka: "..." Although he wanted to turn around and leave immediately after seeing the doctor, and then casually write "passed" on the interview result... But in fact, this assessment result should not only be shown to his eldest brother, but also to others.
Take a look.
Being too perfunctory will only make people doubt his loyalty.
As a cadre with obvious shortcomings in ability, Vodega knew how to survive in an organization. He could only cheer up and conduct this interview seriously, pretending that he was an honest employee who fulfilled the orders of his superiors 100%.
"But having said that, how should I interview a psychiatrist?" Vodka had a headache. "I'm not a psychology major... By the way! I remember that the boss should have handed this matter to my eldest brother, and my eldest brother passed it to me.
That is to say, the original 'interviewer' should be Brother Gin."
"And in the eyes of the person above, Brother Gin seems to have some psychological problems..." Vodka thought about it, and suddenly got a clue, "In other words, what the 'interviewer' has to do is to stand from the patient's perspective.
Experience the ability of this doctor?"
Patient’s perspective…
Thinking of this, Vodka couldn't help but raise his hand and wipe his face: Once upon a time, he could still say the truth loudly, "My mental state is very healthy". But now...
"What on earth did that bastard Uzo do to me in just a few months?" Vodka had to admit, "I think it's time to see a psychiatrist. Otherwise, if I continue like this, sooner or later I will feel that I can't even
The air is trying to kill me."
"But I am an organizational cadre. Can I really describe my psychological problems to a doctor?"
After struggling for a moment, Vodaf took a deep breath and made up his mind: "It's not a big problem. Anyway, when the interview is over, this doctor is either from the organization or from Hades - I just need to hide the confidential parts and say
Just match the corresponding symptoms.”
…
"Um……"
Dr. Shirai listened to the patient's description and sat upright unknowingly.
——Although he hadn't asked in detail yet, based on what he heard, he realized that the situation seemed a bit bad.
What's even worse is that it sounds like this patient is hiding a lot of things. If all those hidden conditions are unearthed...
Dr. Shirai fell into deep thought.
When he was at work, he found this kind of patient too hot to deal with. Now he was planning to change jobs, and he was too lazy to take on this troublesome job.
Thinking like this, he moved his mouth, and the words "You are very healthy, there is nothing wrong with you" came to his lips, but he was swallowed alive.
Dr. Shirai: "..." This patient's problem can be seen by anyone with eyes. And Mr. Yamada must be very suspicious - if he finished saying this, he would turn around and go to another hospital to find out.
If you put the matter aside and then turn around and call him a quackery, wouldn't things get into trouble?
In normal times, he would forget about it, but now, he is in a critical period of assessment - whether it is that new job with a high salary or the guaranteed director position in the hospital, he needs to maintain his reputation.
After thinking about it, Dr. Shirai said tactfully: "I probably understand, but I have to go out to study for a few days recently, so I may not be able to diagnose you. How about..." How about you find someone who is unlucky enough to take care of you?
Before the words came out, he suddenly fell silent - the moment he heard "I'm going out to study for a few days", the expression of the patient opposite suddenly became ferocious. Although he calmed down quickly, the brief murderous intention was still frightening.
Dr. Shirai: "..." Oops, he is indeed a serious psychopath, and he is very aggressive. In this case... then we can't take over this guy! Otherwise, what if he chases and kills him after changing jobs? What's the logic of these guys?
Can you explain it with common sense? The safest way is to stay away from it.
Thinking of this, he cleared his throat and began to think about whether he should use simpler ways to avoid diagnosis, such as "stomach pain", "wanting to go to the toilet", or "hypoglycemia and fainting on the spot".
But before he could figure out the safest method, suddenly, a gentle voice came from the side.
"In this case, let me take over, sir."
"?" Dr. Shirai was startled, turned around and saw an annoying face, "Black Mountain?"
——To be fair, Dr. Heishan looks ordinary, has a kind face, and looks like a good old man no matter how you look at him.
However, when Dr. Shirai thought that this guy was his biggest rival in the competition for director, he didn't like everything about him.
"Once the interview is successful, there will be no competition between me and this guy from Montenegro... But what if, what if the rich man doesn't hire me in the end?"
Dr. Shirai thought quickly in his mind: "Although I have information about Montenegro, it is risky after all - why not just hand over this troublesome patient to him. If they die together, things will be wonderful."
Thinking of this, he frowned: "This is too troublesome for you..."
"No trouble." Dr. Heishan glanced at Vodka, "Actually, I have met Mr. Yamada before, and this must be the third time I have met him. I made his first two diagnoses, so I might as well do it.
Take it over."
Vodka: "..." Where did you come from?
Dr. Heishan paused, lowered his voice, and said to Dr. Shirai: "I guess he saw your propaganda boasting about your resume, so he recognized you - why not, you pretend to take over him first, but the subsequent diagnosis and treatment will be left to me.
Come and do it?”
Dr. Shirai felt that things were going too smoothly: "Are you so kind?"
Dr. Montenegro: "You know, now is the time when I need performance the most."
Dr. Shirai couldn't help laughing: "You still want to compete with me? Aren't you afraid that I will tell you about the bad things you have done?"
Doctor Heishan narrowed his eyes, and a crack briefly appeared on his kind expression.
But soon he smiled again: "Even if I don't become a director, as long as I work hard, I will eventually find another way out. If I don't work hard now, I will have no chance in the future."