The problem Zhang Baoer is encountering now is not like discussing the 'round sky and square place' on Earth. Even when he is at a disadvantage, he can keep a straight face and retort seriously: Ignorance! When I say round sky and square place, I mean
Metaphysics is the theory of yin and yang, something on the spiritual level. Hum, not the globe in your hand! Common people!
What he encountered was similar to the time when the Manchus ruled, "You didn't shave your hair and put braids?! You're not a Han Chinese!" In this kind of situation, how can he defend himself in the face of a brutal and brutal person?!
"Eh!"
He suddenly sighed, and then looked up to the sky and laughed:
"Hahahaha... Silly! You are poisoned!"
"Um?!"
"What?!"
"Poisoned?!"
"That's food?!"
Wu Tianxiu and the others frowned, but the girl in the green skirt and the others suddenly changed their expressions and screamed. The three subconsciously looked back at the group of men and women kneeling on the ground, but at this moment!
Bang!
"Protect Your Highness!"
The big pot not far from Zhang Baoer roared towards Wu Tianxiu with half a pot of minced meat soup. The expressions of the golden-robed old man and others changed drastically - he said he was 'poisoned', and they immediately thought that he had brought it to everyone.
The meat you eat.
"No contact!"
Seeing the two women in palace attire about to fly out with their heels off the ground, the old man in gold robe yelled loudly.
"Um?!"
The two of them were shocked and quickly discharged two cloud palms. Each of them carried one of Wu Tianxiu's shoulders and floated backwards. Wu Tianxiu had a body of ten thousand gold and absolutely nothing could happen to him.
At this moment, sharp-eyed Wu Tianxiu noticed that a dark green light point suddenly appeared between Zhang Baoer's eyebrows. After a flash, there was a small cauldron on the stone wall behind him, with four tripod legs inserted into it.
Bang!
The stone door trembled suddenly, but opened in the blink of an eye.
Whoosh!
The figure of Zhang Baoer holding Cai'er, the figure of Master Huang carrying the wolf cub, and the big butt of the unicorn horse all rushed into the darkness inside the door in the blink of an eye.
Wu Tianxiu's eyes were about to burst, he struggled and shouted angrily at the people who were as frantic as flies:
"Catch him..."
Bang!
In fact, before he could speak, the old man in golden robe stretched forward with one hand, turned into a golden cloud claw in the air and grabbed at the stone door.
However, when his hand was about to arrive, before Wu Tianxiu could say "men", the dark green light flashed out, and the door was immediately closed with a loud bang!
It wasn't over yet, the golden cloud claw of the golden-robed old man landed on the closed door!
when!
More violent sounds resounded in the stone chamber, causing everyone's ears to ring.
Under this shock, everyone became quiet and realized: something was wrong!
"No! I don't seem to be poisoned?"
The old man in gold robe murmured to himself, and then his eyes were about to burst with a ferocious look on his face, because he realized that he had been fooled.
Then, with a look of horror on his face, he carefully turned around to face Wu Tianxiu.
Wu Tianxiu didn't look at him. He shook his body and broke away from the hands of the two stupid women in palace attire. He clenched his fists and stared at the closed stone door. He didn't know what he was thinking!
"I don't care whether you go to heaven or to earth, find this ant!"
After a while, he realized that "I can't endure it for a moment longer," so he said.
…………
"Eh?!"
When the light emanated from the luminous stone in Master Huang's hand, Zhang Baoer couldn't help but look surprised.
There was no treasure house in front of him, only an ordinary-looking stone staircase. This stone staircase was a bit like the one in the Ice Blue Sect, but Zhang Baoer knew that their essences were different. Regardless of the differences in the founders, they were different.
Mention, the one-foot-wide stone steps in front of him are ordinary in quality, but terrifyingly strong. Zhang Baoer feels that even if he strikes with all his strength, he may not be able to damage it at all.
The reason is very simple. There are formation patterns carved on the stone steps:
"Land network?!"
Zhang Baoer suppressed a scream. Master Huang looked puzzled. Just as he was about to cast his eyes that burned for several breaths, he heard Zhang Baoer shout again:
"In other words, Fengyun Tornado... is Tianluo?!"
Upon hearing this, Master Huang's heart was crawling like a millipede, and he couldn't help but ask:
"Master, what is the Earthly Net and the Heavenly Luo?!"
"Hey!"
Zhang Baoer smiled, then looked at the formation patterns on the ground and said:
"The accurate name is 'Tianluo Diwang'. The ground net can make the earth hard and stable, while the Tianluo can make the sky chaotic. Both are incredible formations that can change the general atmosphere of heaven and earth. The purpose of setting up these two formations is
The formation cultivation has reached the level of 'qualitative change'."
Master Huang scratched the back of his head, which was covered by a tiger-head hat, and asked again:
“What is ‘qualitative change’?”
Zhang Baoer sighed and said:
"A magical method that is almost like turning stone into gold. It has the reputation of turning decay into magic. After being enhanced by a large array, every plant and tree can even rival the sharpness and toughness of Tianji materials!"
Master Huang had a big mouth. He had naturally heard what Zhang Baoer said, but he always thought it was just a legend. He didn't expect to see it with his own eyes today.
He believed Zhang Baoer's words deeply, and sometimes regretted that he was born a hundred years earlier. If he had been born a hundred years later and became a disciple of Zhang Baoer, it would be hard to say that he would have reached his current level of cultivation in less than a few decades.
He couldn't help but praise:
"Today is an eye-opener...that's right!"
He seemed to suddenly think of something, turned his head and looked at the banging stone door behind him, and said with some regret:
"I'm sorry. I should have called you 'silly' before entering this place!"
Zhang Baoer was stunned, looked at him with a smile and said:
"How to say?"
"Eh!"
Master Huang let out a long sigh, pointed at the stone gate and said:
"My disciple can't stand those idiots who rely on the protection of their ancestors to dominate! Hey... I just cowered, what a pity!"
"Hahaha……"
Hearing this, Zhang Baoer couldn't help laughing.
Then, he took out a blanket and spread it on the stone steps, carefully placed Cai'er in his arms on it, and then told Master Huang:
"I don't know where the stone steps lead to, and I don't know if there is any danger ahead. I have been lingering here for several days."
Master Huang nodded, took out a futon and sat down, unable to help but mutter:
"Hey... I wish I had known so much and brought some spiritual nourishing medicine."
Zhang Baoer deeply believed that he was too poor to think too much before. He believed that after going out this time, as long as Haiping returns to Tianyinmen and completes the transaction with Mubatian, he will be a rich man.
What concerns him most is:
"With this thing in hand, as a teacher, I must ask Dean Hua for advice after I go out."
Master Huang's eyes widened and without blinking, he looked at the small dark green cauldron in Zhang Baoer's palm and swallowed his saliva and asked:
"Master, what is this? Is it the 'Mountain and River Cauldron' they call it?!"
Zhang Baoer smiled reservedly, nodded and said:
"Hehe... this thing is called the Mountain and River Cauldron, and it is... an imperial weapon!"
He deliberately said the word "imperial weapon" very hard, but Master Huang actually looked confused... He sighed and explained:
"The Imperial Weapon, also known as the Heavenly Immortal Weapon, is the most advanced of the Immortal Weapons."
"What?! Immortal weapon?!"
Master Huang jumped up in shock, but there was no look of ecstasy in his eyes, but fear - this is normal, but when the unexpected joy is too majestic, people's first reaction is fear.
After a while, he held his breath and couldn't help but stretched out his finger to poke it.
Zhang Baoer allowed him to look and touch, feeling pleased in his heart - Master Huang passed his test once again, without any covetous expression.
He felt that it was impossible for an individual to remain calm and pretend to be cool when facing the great cauldron of mountains and rivers. In other words, Master Huang was reliable!
"Master!"
After a long time, Master Huang swallowed his saliva and couldn't help but ask:
"What's above the imperial weapon?"
Hearing this, Zhang Baoer seemed to see himself when he was a child. At that time, his teacher told him, "Most of the bright stars in the sky are stars. They are infinitely far away from us. Because they are too far away, some of the stars we see now no longer exist because the light shines on them."
The earth does not know how many years it has taken." He asked: Teacher, what is beyond those stars?
He could no longer remember how the teacher answered, but this is what he told Master Huang:
"Beyond the imperial weapons, there are semi-sacred weapons first, which are the highest-level objects in the lower world."
"Half artifact, half artifact, half artifact..."
Master Huang murmured for a long time, and then asked:
"The lower realm? Then...the divine realm is the upper realm? And the level of the divine realm is..."
Snap!
Zhang Baoer slapped him and scolded him with a smile:
"It's not a good thing to know too much. I'll tell you later when you have advanced beyond supernatural powers!"
Having said this, he put away the great cauldron of mountains and rivers, forgot about the constant sound of the stone doorway, looked at the rocks on the top, and was in a trance, wandering in the sky...
"Xiao Ming, where are you... I keep saying that I want to find you, but I have never really looked for you... Please wait for me!"
Listening to these sad murmurs, Master Huang scratched the back of his head. Although he was wondering if he still had a junior wife, it seemed... hard to ask.
Suddenly, he suddenly remembered Zhang Baoer's words just now, 'Wait until you have a cultivation level beyond supernatural powers.
courage.
"Eh!"
Zhang Baoer shook his head, turned to Master Huang and asked:
"Master, do you have a wife and children?"
This question came up a bit unexpectedly. It took Master Huang a while to come to his senses, and then he blushed and shook his head.
Zhang Baoer laughed and said:
"You are not young anymore. After you become a master of magical powers, you should think about it!"
However, Master Huang shook his head like a rattle and said shyly:
"My disciple had a dream when he was a child, to marry a... fairy."
As he spoke later, his voice became lower and lower, but Zhang Baoer could hear it clearly.
I saw him smiling arrogantly:
"Okay, one day, my master will be a matchmaker for you and let you marry a real fairy! Then I will take you back to my hometown to comfort my parents!"
"Um!"
Master Huang clenched his fists and his beard trembled with excitement.