The giant stone man kept chanting these words, and his big, fat and rugged head kept hitting the stone wall on the side, which made Zhang Baoer's head feel painful again.
"Stop, stop, stop!"
He quickly stopped, because he could see that this guy might not be able to figure it out for several years, and he didn't have time to waste it.
"You idiot, 'I am the Tao', Senior Qingshan said this to you. He just wants you to understand that you should strengthen yourself instead of servile others!"
This theory makes sense from beginning to end, but the giant stone man did not accept this explanation and shouted loudly:
"Fart! The master said, 'Little fool, this is the answer to the test, be sure to remember it! Only the one who answers can become your new master'! Hum, you don't have it after all..."
"Stop it!"
Seeing that his eyes were not kind, Zhang Baoer roared loudly, pointed at his head and said:
"If you say you're stupid, you're stupid! Don't interrupt! Listen...ahem!"
Having said this, he patted Cai'er on the back and stood aside with Cai'er knowing. He immediately raised his head and chest, with a proud look on his face, coughed twice, and in the blink of an eye, he felt a sense of guidance.
Whose momentum said loudly:
"My answer is incorrect? Wrong! Big mistake! On the contrary, my answer is the correct answer! Living is the Tao. It says 'as long as I live, it is my Tao', omitting the words 'live' and '
Aren’t these five words of mine the correct answer, ‘I am the Tao’?”
"this……"
As expected, the giant stone man was really shocked. He stared, motionless, and couldn't utter a single word for a while.
"hehe……"
Zhang Baoer smiled reservedly, then squinted his eyes and said with a smile:
"Hurry up! Call me master!"
The giant stone man was stunned for a moment, slumped down, and said weakly with his eyes averted:
"'Living is the Tao' does not contain the word 'I', but the word 'living' is added..."
"idiot!"
Zhang Baoer gave a low drink, interrupted his words, then looked at him like an idiot and snorted coldly:
"Are you making excuses for your dirty thoughts that go against the will of Senior Qingshan? Huh! If I say, 'I, Zhang Baoer, am the Tao', will you also say, 'No! There are three more words Zhang Baoer!'
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The giant stone man remained silent.
Zhang Baoer knew that he had succeeded, so he said no more - as a human being on earth, he knew that when enough is enough and shutting up at the right time is a very useful university knowledge, because things must be reversed when they reach their extremes.
So, he hugged Cai'er tightly in his arms again, rubbed his temples and asked softly:
"Cai'er, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Cai'er didn't hesitate and said with a trembling voice:
"I'm afraid you won't want Cai'er after you find out!"
"Fool!"
Zhang Baoer smiled, especially peacefully, wishing that time would freeze at this moment and stop flowing, just holding her like a tired sailboat moored in a quiet harbor - the world's turmoil is still the same, but it has nothing to do with him anymore
.
Of course, this is just a thought, because he still has many things to do and a long way to go. Among other things, he longs for immortality, to coexist with Cai'er through the years.
Cai'er greedily sucked his breath and told him that she only confirmed that he was the 'Beast God' when she returned to the Three Kingdoms with him, and the reason why she didn't leave before was because she had already confirmed it*
* score, finally confirmed after the trip to the Three Kingdoms.
When asked why he didn't help Master Huang and Unicorn Horse, the answer he received made Zhang Baoer laugh and cry. The little girl actually 'protected the food' and had long thought that outsiders were in the way...
Zhang Baoer did not blame her, but instead felt great happiness - what could be better than being doted on by the one you love?
Crazy? Irrational? Distorted view of love? Accusations like this are just excuses for people with impure love not to be separated from this colorful world!
He wanted to fly with her, but he knew he couldn't yet, so he gently stroked her black hair and said apologetically:
"Cai'er, there are some things you can't escape..."
Cai'er interrupted her words before she spoke. The little girl asked curiously:
"What's up?"
Zhang Baoer raised his head and looked at the invisible sky, and said in deep thought:
"Immortality!"
"Immortality?!"
"Yes! I have experienced separation between life and death several times. I am tired of it. I don't want to do it again!"
"Kakakaka..."
The sound of making trouble started again, and the culprit was naturally the giant rock man. He just heard him sarcastically say:
"Even masters and other geniuses have to go through all kinds of difficulties to ascend. Little guy, are you speaking too loudly?"
"Hey!"
Zhang Baoer didn't look at it, touched Cai'er's cheek and smiled:
"Xiao Bai's parents are both in the God Realm, and Xiao Bai has also been to the God Realm..."
"laugh!"
The boulder man curled his lips, but the next moment he opened his mouth wide, because Zhang Baoer's last words were directed at him:
"...There, I saw a member of the Lower Divine Stone Human Tribe, who was bigger than Tongtian Peak. He could smash a whole sky with one punch, blow a big mountain away like a feather with one breath, and could span hundreds of millions of miles in one step.
Far away, it is said that it has lived for hundreds of millions of years, eating divine stones and bathing in divine flames every meal..."
"real?!"
The boulder man brought his big head over, but Zhang Baoer ignored it and continued:
"After surviving the heavenly tribulation, climbing the heavenly steps, and crossing the heavenly gate, you will become a false god. If the false god condenses his divine personality, he will become a being like that stone human race. You can travel around the universe and the stars at will, see the wonders of the world, and taste the best delicacies!
Hey, my parents may have become lower gods, and now they may be listening to the song of the lark and eating the divine fruit..."
"Hello!"
The giant stone man became impatient, his heart was scratching back and forth like a cat's claws, and he said with a ferocious expression:
"You tell Xiaosi about the appearance of Tianjie and Tianmen. If it's true, Xiaosi will recognize you as the master. If you can't answer, huh..."
Zhang Baoer still ignored it, because when it was chattering, Cai'er also held her pink fist and said with scorching beautiful eyes:
"Xiaobai, we also want to live forever like my father-in-law and mother-in-law, and be together forever!"
"Of course! What...are you doing?!"
Seeing that Zhang Baoer confirmed Cai'er's words and wanted to say something more to her, the furious giant stone man lost his patience anymore and pinched his head between his thumb and forefinger, turning it to face him.
"Let go! Ice!"
Cai'er was so anxious that she immediately used the freezing technique. However, all the ice exploded the moment it formed on the giant stone man's body.
"Kakaka... little girl, don't waste your efforts! Xiaosi is in the holy realm, and your methods can't do anything to Xiaosi!"
Zhang Baoer saw Cai'er's face turning a little pale, and quickly signaled to Cai'er that it was okay, and shouted angrily:
"Silly man, do you want to devour the Lord?!"
Hearing this, the giant stone man murmured, showing an extremely ugly smile, then touched the back of his head, thought about it, and said with a ferocious expression:
"You tell Xiaosi about the appearance of Tianjie and Tianmen. If it's true, Xiaosi will recognize you as the master. If you can't answer, huh..."
This is a complete copy... Not only is it exactly the same as what I said before, but even the anger remains unchanged.
Zhang Baoer was amused in his heart. After slapping its two big fingers away, he saw the appearance of Tianmen coming one by one.
Hearing this, the giant stone man trembled all over, beat his fist on the floor and shouted:
"It's the same as what the master showed when he ascended. You're right...in other words, what you said about the Golems in the God Realm 'eating divine crystals and bathing in divine flames every meal' is true?"
"Of course it's true!"
Zhang Baoer happily patted his big head and said:
"It is said that there are more advanced stone people who eat divine crystals, not rubbish like divine stones!"
"Ah?! Really? Is the divine crystal delicious?"
"How do I know? I'm not a stone human, how could I eat that kind of thing? But..."
"But what?"
When asking this question, the giant stone man was already gibbering. Zhang Baoer was amazed in his heart. There is actually water in the body of a stone-like person?!
"I think it should be very delicious!"
"Little fool wants to eat too! Little fool wants to eat too!"
Snap!
Zhang Baoer slapped it and shouted angrily:
"Then why don't you quickly recognize me as your master?!"
"Ah...yes! Little fool, meet the master!"
A quasi-emperor-level creature, a stone human race, and a stone human race with a saint-level cultivation were just conquered by Zhang Baoer - Eat, it turns out that he is a great scholar, like Fatty Liu, and like Master Huang! From then on, Zhang
We have another general under our command, a super general!
After seeing that Zhang Baoer was not only fine but actually benefited, Cai'er breathed a sigh of relief and gave Xiaosi a hard look.
The little fool said in a low voice:
"Greetings to the mistress!"
Hearing these words, Cai'er blushed, the hatred in her heart disappeared, and she happily accepted the obscene salute.
Zhang Baoer was in a good mood, pointing at the stone path behind Xiaosha:
"Silly guy, lead the way. We'll leave here when we get to the treasure house."
Xiaosi was shocked and shouted:
"Can't go!"
"Um?!"
Zhang Baoer was stunned for a moment and then heard Xiao Sha explain like this:
"There is a trap at the back. The master is worried that someone powerful will come here, so he has set up a killing array at the back. The master said, 'If you can't defeat him, just let the thieves pass and then leave this place.'"
Hearing this, Zhang Baoer finally understood:
"So... the so-called Chongbao refers to you?"
"Kakakaka..."
The little fool nodded and said with a naive smile:
"That's nature, that's nature!"
Zhang Baoer couldn't help but nod, smiled and said to Cai'er:
"That's right, a dead thing will always be a dead thing? Why is a stupid living treasure so important?"
Poof!
Cai'er smiled and glared at him.
"Haha, let's go!"
Zhang Baoer took the tripod of mountains and rivers sent back by Xiaosha, turned around and left with her in hand, with a face full of spring flowers, and couldn't help but hum a little tune.
Xiao Sha reluctantly looked at the place where he turned into a stone gate, and then kowtowed there.
"Master, Xiaosi left with him. I will come to the God Realm to find you in the future and treat you to some divine crystals!"