Chapter 322 The most trashy half-immortal in history
Thoughts were confused, but for just a moment, it gave people the illusion of being in another world.
Everyone woke up one after another, and found themselves falling down the steps or leaning on the wall. Then they looked inside the open door with their mouths wide open and their eyes wide open.
"What is that?!"
Gao Xiaoxian woke up from Zhang Baoer's arms. He didn't have time to notice that his face was red with embarrassment. His big eyes were stagnant when he opened them. He pointed at the strange sound inside the door and asked in a trembling voice.
Hearing this, Gao Zheng, Gao Tong and others all looked at each other in confusion. Even Gao Tong and the former saint didn't know what it was.
That - so mysterious!
The ethereal tower stands high in the clouds. There are stars in the sky but no scorching sun. There is a sea of clouds rolling below. Dozens of barefoot women in white clothes are dancing in the air outside the tower, or sitting cross-legged on one side and playing the harp and the sheng. Their faces cannot be seen clearly, but their stunning beauty is not hindered.
Even without hearing the sound, it is intoxicating.
Inside the balcony, there was an ugly old man in gray clothes lying on his side with his eyes closed, his head on a pillow, his hands holding catkins, his face was like that of a sleeping baby, and his mouth was hung with silver...
"Pooh!"
Gao Xiaoxian looked shy and quickly looked away. When he found out where he was, his heart felt like a deer, and he was afraid to raise his head. Although he was being held, he was actually being held by long arms, but he couldn't stop his thoughts.
She was about to break free, but when she heard her father's voice, she had to stop and glanced at Zhang Baoer, who was looking there with a complicated expression.
"The person on the balcony...is none other than Uncle Guan! Senior Shi, is this a fairyland?!"
"Kakaka..."
As soon as his voice fell, Xiaosi laughed and pointed to the balcony:
"Of course, of course it's him too, he's an immortal... Ka Ka, poor old man!"
Are you still shy?!
At first glance, everyone was a little angry, but when they thought about it... there were beauties all around the balcony. If he wasn't an old man who coveted beauty, who was he?
And then, everyone was shocked. When Gaotong and He couldn't help but ask where the "poor" words came from, an accident happened!
The ethereal scene suddenly trembled, and the surrounding black mist rose. All the beautiful scenery disappeared, leaving only the balcony and the slovenly old man. The old man still hadn't woken up, but his face became extremely ferocious, as if he was haunted by a nightmare and couldn't wake up.
"kill!"
Suddenly, the rising black mist turned into a terrifying and ugly face, with its fangs and mouth wide open. No one could hear the sound, but they could think of the word 'kill' through the shape of the mouth.
Not only that, but when the word 'kill' emerged from their hearts, everyone except Xiaosha and Zhang Baoer had scarlet eyes, and while restraining themselves bitterly, they blurted out:
"kill……"
Although everyone speaks the same voice, the voices are different. The only thing they have in common is that they are hoarse and deep, which seems to be related to the strength of one's self-control.
Among them, Ma Zhiyuan was the one who made the loudest killing noise. Everyone else was struggling on the spot, raising their hands and putting them down several times. Only he raised his hands and grabbed Gao Zheng, who was nearest to him!
Bang!
"Silly big guy!"
Zhang Baoer held back the rage in his heart, took a step forward and punched him on the back of the head to knock him out, and then said to Xiaosi:
"Take them all out! Quick!"
"yes!"
Xiao Sha had a reluctant look on his face. If the last "quick" wasn't filled with an unmistakable tone, he would definitely complain.
Immediately, I saw it shaking its body, growing several big hands, and each of them fished it towards everyone, then turned around and left the place with the people.
When it came back again, Zhang Baoer, who looked uncertain, looked at the big face that kept shouting "kill" and asked without looking back:
"Are they okay?"
"It's okay! I'll wake up after I get out!"
Hearing this, Zhang Baoer breathed a long sigh of relief. These people were his arms, and it would be bad if they were broken.
Then, he asked in a deep voice:
"Why did the big face appear in Xuxian? Is it because his consciousness was damaged and the imprisoned Night Demon took advantage of it?"
Xiaosi shook his big head and said warmly:
"Xiaosi I don't know...but..."
"But what?"
Zhang Bao'er didn't expect Xiao Sha to be able to tell one, two or three. After all, this guy is stupid. He is not a human being and doesn't talk. He seems to have a bad memory. He can't remember any of the previous master's methods... so he is listening.
When he got to the word 'but', his eyes suddenly lit up and he looked at Xiaosi.
Xiao Sha patted the big head and said with some uncertainty:
"That big ugly face seems incompatible with the ugly old man's fairyland. Maybe it's an intruder?"
"I think so too, it should be!"
Zhang Baoer slowly nodded in agreement with its statement, because he felt that this ferocious face seemed to be confronting the sleeping old man, fighting for something - he found that every time the big face swelled, the old man's expression became more painful;
If it shrinks by one point, the old person will relax by one point.
"Eh?!"
He wanted to say something, but he vaguely heard something, so he stopped and let out a soft sigh, then frowned and listened.
Sure enough, this time, he heard it!
"……help me!"
To be precise, this voice was not a voice, but a mental sound transmission. It was a very weak mental sound transmission, so he didn't hear it clearly the first time.
"Help……"
Or because he didn't respond, some voice sounded again.
Zhang Baoer couldn't help but feel distressed. He guessed that this was Gao Guan's message. He also wanted to help him, but he didn't know how to help...
"Please help..."
"Please..."
…
The pleading messages came intermittently, but Zhang Baoer still didn't respond and was immersed in thought.
"How can I help?! How can I, a little foundation-building monk, help me? Even if my little fool is not strong enough, even if he is, he is not good at mental power, he can't help! Except... the light of the mark!"
His intuition told him that the light of his mark should be useful. After all, Mo Wudi was killed by them at that time, but... he didn't want to take the risk!
The distance here is too far, so if you want help, you have to walk in. However, even great monks like Gao Guan have been invaded. Once he becomes depressed... the consequences will be disastrous!
He, Zhang, has always believed that he is not a gambler. If he rushes to help, the consequences of failure will not matter. Just talk about success: success may not be safe. No matter whether the old guy's mind is distorted or not, he is just an ant and offends the superiors.
Death is something he can't bear. After all, this old guy is already a half-immortal. Who knows what he thinks.
So, he let Xiaosha protect him and took a few steps forward, stopped at the open door, and then said in a clear voice:
"Senior Gao Guan? Are you calling me?"
"Yes yes yes!"
Sure enough, it’s really a crowning achievement!
Perhaps because of the close distance, Gao Guan's sound transmission was much clearer, and Zhang Baoer could feel his tension and suffering.
After nodding, he spread his hands and said helplessly:
"But there is nothing this junior can do..."
His original intention was to prolong the sound of the word 'ah', but before he could say it, he was interrupted by Gao Guan's anxious voice transmission:
"Yes! You can! Help me! Use the magic you performed in front of the ancestral temple!"
Hearing this, Zhang Baoer suddenly realized that no wonder he would send a message to him. It turned out that it was not a drowned dog grabbing randomly but it had a purpose... This made his heart sink, and he became even more intent on standing by and watching.
Seeing his silence, Gao Guan quickly begged:
"Please! Help me! No matter what you want, even if you let me be a cow or a horse! Help me!!!"
Zhang Baoer was ‘shocked’, shook his head and said:
"How can this happen! The senior is a half-immortal, and the junior would never dare to help!"
This is interesting to say. It seems that it was because I was worried that you, the Dana, would be so groveling that I did nothing to save him...
It is conceivable that Gao Guan must have wanted to cry now. After the sadness, he would be filled with endless anger, but he did not dare to break out and hurriedly 'wailed':
"What a damn half-immortal. I must be the most rubbish half-immortal in history. Even if I escape this disaster and successfully keep the fairyland, I will still be a waste in ten years!"
After Zhang Baoer heard this, he was immediately shocked and asked:
"really?!"
"Seriously! Seriously! After fighting with the remnant souls of night demons for more than a hundred thousand years, my consciousness has long since shrunk, and there is not even one left..."
Perhaps he guessed Zhang Baoer's worries, so he directly made a poisonous oath:
"Don't worry! Gao Guan swears to the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth that if I have the slightest intention of harming you or disrespecting you, I will remain a half-immortal in this life, never become a true immortal, and die without a burial place!"
Hearing this, Zhang Baoer's eyes lit up, and then he pretended to be reserved and asked:
"It's still very dangerous!"
"It's not dangerous!"
Gao Guan seemed to see hope, and the voice transmission was particularly fast and powerful:
"You are not fighting alone, nor are you the main attacker. Leave the demon soul to me. You only need to help me from the side!"
Hearing this, Zhang Baoer's heart skipped a beat and he suddenly realized:
"That's right! With him confronting the demon soul head-on, I will definitely not be under much pressure!"
Even so, he, Zhang, prided himself on being a bold and careful person, so he narrowed his eyes and asked:
"Senior, can you include the following words into the oath?"
"..."
Gao Guan's message didn't come for a long time. Zhang Baoer's heart skipped a beat and he cursed the vicious old guy. Sure enough, things are not that easy. No wonder he is often 'abnormal'. It seems he can't evenly compete with the demon soul!
Just as he made up his mind and turned around to leave, Gao Guan's message came:
"Okay! Let's fight! I'm proud..."
Then he swore a poisonous oath. There was nothing wrong with the oath, but Zhang Baoer was still hesitant because he was worried that something beyond the old guy's control would happen, and something bad would happen.
It is conceivable that his silence again must have made Gao Guan pray repeatedly in his heart, with hundreds of claws scratching his heart.
Therefore, before he could say anything, Gao Guan came with another layer of insurance:
"Don't worry! As long as you let this Taoist friend beside you help, the devil will have no time to worry about him, and he will definitely succeed!"
"How to say?!"
"As long as this fellow Taoist keeps ringing the bell to disperse the gathering of demonic thoughts, I have a 100% chance of success!"
"Ring the bell? Is that so..."
Zhang Baoer suddenly realized it, and then said:
"I'll think about it again..."
"I am willing to serve you as my master like it!"
"Ah?! Oh...I'll think about it again..."
"Don't think about it...well, it's okay! Think about it, think about it again, feel free to..."