Chapter 40 Xiao Huang, I Want to Name Your Name Before I Leave
At this moment, a crystal clear tombstone appeared out of thin air in front of everyone. If there weren't so many people around me, I would have been scared to death. It was said to be a tombstone but it didn't seem to be that thing, because I found this thing that appeared out of thin air.
It feels intangible and can be passed through with your hands, but it looks like a solid stone, with the luster of jade, and there is a faint halo all over the body, just like the golden weapons in online games.
This picture is so beautiful and indescribably weird. Tens of millions of people are staring at the tombstone in front of me. How can it not be weird? Moreover, I also discovered a problem. I peeked at the tombstone of the uncle next door and found that there was nothing there.
It was like a mass of light and shadow, and the tombstone in front of me had words on it, and those words were so annoying.
His surname was given when he was alive, but his deceased person had no name.
Below these eight characters is my surname, which is displayed in a large format.
Isn’t this a fucking pain in the ass? You have a surname when you are born, and you are not allowed to have your name engraved on it after you die. Isn’t this just pretending in the legend? Is it the highest level of namelessness?
I looked at my tombstone for a long time, but I didn't see anything special about my tombstone. And when I looked at my tombstone like a fool, there were already many people around me who merged with the tombstone and disappeared. It felt so weird. Could it be that someone died?
!
"Boy, although I don't know your last name, I still want to tell you a secret before I leave." The shameless uncle said to me before he was about to merge with the tombstone. He seemed to have a shocking secret.
"Uncle, where are you going?" I asked, feeling why the uncle suddenly became sad!
"I have been exiled, and I probably won't be able to see each other again in this life." The shameless uncle looked downcast.
"What do you mean?" I blinked.
"Exile has three meanings. One is to exile to the demon world and the demon world. These two planes are connected to the ancient world. Exile or not is actually the same. It is still possible to return to the ancient world in the future. The second one is to be exiled to the lower plane. If
It's better to be in the fairy world. You only need to ascend once to come back, which can be regarded as a kind of experience!" The shameless uncle explained, and sighed deeply after speaking.
"Uncle, with our skills, when we reach the lower realm, the void will be shattered by just doing anything. You don't have to be so sad!" I comforted the shameless uncle.
"Boy, your thinking is too simple. As for the power system in the lower realm, our power level is countless times stronger than theirs. The plane rules will not allow us." The shameless uncle said.
"Uncle, what are the rules of the plane? Why can't we use the internal strength we have developed ourselves in other places?" I asked in confusion. This is like I earned RMB and spent it in Vietnam, but I spent it somewhere else.
Is there anything that is not allowed?
"The rules of the plane are like this. Just like us in ancient times and the demon world. If we enter the demon world, the power in our body will be suppressed by the rules of the demon world. Do you still remember the devil prince you injured?" The shameless uncle is so powerful.
, actually understand everything.
"I know!" I nodded my head vigorously and said, "I beat him before when I was a Taikoo-level scumbag, and now I can even abuse him."
"Haha..." The shameless uncle chuckled and said, "If you had been to the devil world, you wouldn't say that."
I:"……"
Uncle, please don't talk so profoundly, okay? And I feel like our conversation is off-topic and it's about the devil world! When I was in college, I would chat with my roommates about the buns in the cafeteria, and then we would talk about how many presidents there are in the United States.
The topic of female secretaries is very annoying.
"According to my judgment, the Demon Prince probably has the strength of the Demon Lord." The shameless uncle said with a serious face. Isn't this still going off topic?
Uncle, I want to see how you pull it back.
"Oh, their demon lord's strength isn't that great either!" I said nonchalantly.
"On the contrary, the king of the demon world is one level stronger than our ancient king. He is at the same level as our emperor but a little lower. The reason why you were able to hurt the demon prince is because of the suppression of the power of the plane rules.
Looking at him!"
Damn it! After hearing what the shameless uncle said, I was simply stunned. It wasn’t because I knew that the Heavenly Demon Prince was on the same level as the Ancient Emperor in the demon world, but because I heard that the rules of the plane could actually lead him to this level of strength.
, an emperor was suppressed to the point where he could be crippled by an ancient level scumbag.
This is like The Strongest King and Bronze Dog SOLO, being asked to play with only their noses. It’s terrible.
"Haha..." The shameless uncle saw that I was shocked and smiled with satisfaction on his face.
"Uncle, what about the different levels of planes! What will happen?" I kind of know why the uncle told me this.
"As you move from high level to low level, the suppression becomes more severe. However, compared to the low level planes, our power is divine power. As long as there is still a trace of strength left, we can definitely cultivate it back, so we are banished to low level planes.
After meeting you, as long as you don't get killed by someone in that plane in the early stage, you can basically ascend back to the ancient times. I'm afraid of the third type."
This time, when it comes to the third kind of exile, the shameless uncle is more serious and more like that. I really want to use words to express what he means, but 27 points in the Chinese language test of the college entrance examination is a flaw! The uncle’s expression is like that, I just
I saw the uncle frowning deeply, as if he had eaten shit and wanted to vomit but couldn't. Just when I was worried about him, he bent down and put his hand into his pants and grabbed it a few times.
Damn it! This is what you have to do if you hold back your feelings for a long time!
"Uncle, let's talk about the third option! I don't think I can stand your miserable side anymore." I said with a wry smile.
"Boy, what are you talking about!" The shameless uncle looked at me with disdain, then pressed his nose with his hand, and then continued: "The third option is to exile the universe, which is terrible."
Hehe! Although I don’t know how terrible you are talking about, anyway, I think my world in the big universe is pretty good. My hometown, the Earth, is there. If I were banished to the big universe, I would go find the Earth and never ascend again.
"How scary!" Although I was secretly pleased that the universe seemed very powerful, I still asked.
"Actually, I'm not very clear. I've just heard that there is no plane rule to suppress it, but it is more dangerous, because it is a place where demons, monsters and angels often hang out, and they are all our ancient human race.
's enemies."
Me: "That's what you're afraid of!"
However, I didn’t dare to say this out loud, because I had never seen any monsters or demons on Earth.
"Uncle, thank you for telling me so much profound theoretical knowledge. I will always remember you. Good luck, uncle." I can only say this, because I know that the uncle may have been exiled, and I guess he is still the best.
The kind of fear.
"You kid, forget it, let me tell you one more secret before I leave!"
I:"……"
You’ve told so many secrets about your relationship, but it’s still not a secret! So what’s the real secret? Is it the shocking kind?
"I hid the stolen Tiancan Yuyi in Xuan Yetian's bedroom. You can go and get it when you have time. You can give it to your beloved woman in the future. This will be good for you." The shameless uncle is so shameless.
In other words, his spiritual thoughts were transmitted to me.
I was speechless again. Uncle Emotional, you committed such a big crime, but in the end you didn't even steal the clothes! And you used such a weak-minded method to trick me into stealing. After all, I have to have a chance in the future!
"Don't worry, no one lives in Xuan Yetian's stupid bedroom. He is a reclusive maniac. It's strange that he would go to the bedroom to sleep." The shameless uncle said and smiled sinisterly. I thought you were so awesome, uncle.
When I stole Brother Xuan's things, I used the high-end and classy word "rob", and I only dared to go there while they were in seclusion.
I don't understand why he is laughing. Isn't it just that he moved someone's treasure from a place where everyone is watching to a bedroom somewhere? The treasure is still there!
Moreover, uncle, why do you want to imitate my way of scolding people? If you scold people like this, others will think that you have also traveled through time.
"Then uncle is gone!" After the shameless uncle finished speaking, he merged with the tombstone.
"Uncle, why do you know so much?" I suddenly felt full of admiration for the uncle's life. People who know more are so admirable!
"Because uncle has a high level of cultivation..." Before he could finish his words, the uncle merged with his tombstone and disappeared.
I suddenly felt a sense of loss from the bottom of my heart. To be honest, apart from being shameless, this uncle is a very good person. I even started to miss him a little bit. Bah! I'm not gay, so don't think about it.
"The shameless uncle is bragging to you again!" Next to me is Zhang San. He has been listening to the shameless uncle bragging, no, telling secrets.
"Are you saying again that uncle can't beat you, so you guys haven't fought well?" I wondered. In fact, in the group of 100 people, I think the weakest one is Zhang San, but I don't know why the chorus
Everyone gave in to him, even Aunt Qiu took good care of him, and the thunder and lightning struck him with great power.
To put it bluntly, either Zhang San is a person with strength and background, or he is too cheap. The most cheap person is invincible. Anyway, I think he is quite cheap.
"What about that? How about we switch?" Zhang San raised his eyebrows at me, not in a teasing way.
"You mean we change the tombstone? Can we change this too?" I was so fucking drunk, how did this bitch have such a long head that he could come up with such a weird idea.
"What does it mean to be able to change? You can obviously change it! Didn't you read the instructions? Didn't you read the written introduction? You didn't read..." Zhang San pointed to his tombstone and said.
"I don't study well, don't lie to me. There are only eight characters written on my tombstone! Oh, and my last name." To be honest, I really want to change it. Look at the eight characters here.
I didn't understand it for a long time.
If I could see what was written on Zhang San's tombstone, I guess I would definitely believe it. If I can't see him, who knows if he is deceiving me.
"It's true. There are many chapters and details in it." Zhang San said, "If you don't believe it, let's change it. You will know after reading it."
"Then let's change!" I hesitated for a moment, and finally changed with him out of curiosity.
I left my tombstone and walked towards Zhang San, and he also walked towards me. Is this how it was changed?
"Hey! How do I change it?" I suddenly felt something was wrong. It seemed like this was a punishment from the Ascension Palace. How could I change it so easily? Isn't this looking for someone to take the blame?
"Oh! It's very simple, all you need is this."
When Zhang San passed by me, he suddenly crashed into my tombstone, then merged with the tombstone, and then formed an unknown wave, and then disappeared directly. Before disappearing, I heard Zhang San yelling.
"Oh no! Exile from the universe is still for a thousand years, Xiao Huang, you? You are being fucked by a dog...ah! ah..."
Suddenly! I wanted to cry without tears. What others fear most is to be exiled from the universe, but for me, this is probably the best destination. I want to go home, wuwu...
And that's not the main reason why I cried. That bitch left and even called me by my last name. Now everyone knows my last name.
I want to be mysterious! Woo hoo...
"Xiao Huang, how can your dad help you choose a dog name?"
One of the choir members immediately smiled at me with excitement, then got together and left.
"Zhang San, am I going to fuck you? Mom."
I looked up to the sky and screamed, ready to join together. My surname was so high-end and grand, but that bitch said it was so tacky. I was obviously the emperor of Xuanhuang.
"Xiao Huang, the uncle has left too. I wish you good luck."
The senior who treated the shameless uncle as a junior, specifically called me by name when he left.
"Xiao Huang, brother is leaving too."
"Xiao Huang, it's okay, I just wanted to call you."
"Ah Huang, hehe..."
Then, before the choir members left, no matter how far away they were from me, they had to click on their names.
I just want to say, that so-and-so who left at the end, you are so paralyzed! Oh, the author, please give me a different surname. I won’t have my father’s surname anymore.