"Holy crap! Can I draw a circle and curse Huang Tie?"
Shi Huangzi was a little angry when he heard the young man's explanation, and told the young man that the successor of Jun Tianfeng, his disciple of Huang Tie, was nothing more than a blank slate and not subject to official recognition.
"Come on, look for the monument on the first floor to open the tower. You will be in front of the stone monument as soon as you enter. It can be considered that Huang Tie has a conscience. I don't know how big the area in the Dan Pagoda is. It's better to open the tower quickly. You must know that those two people are better than us.
Enter early."
The little man retorted with some lack of confidence, and its words also made Shi Huangzi understand that it was indeed imminent, and he could only pray that nothing would happen to them.
After all, Huang Tie's inheritance was of too great significance to him and Xiao Nan, and they couldn't let anyone get there first, otherwise they would have to lie in bed and secretly regret it.
"How to open it?"
"Well, my memory didn't tell me this. Why don't you kiss the stone tablet, wet it with urine, and smoke it with farts?"
Listening to Shi Huangzi's words, the young man suddenly felt embarrassed and didn't know how to answer Shi Huangzi.
"I'm going to fuck your uncle, the grandson of the old Wang family next door to your daddy's mommy's grandparents!"
Listening to the little man's irrelevant words, Shi Huangzi habitually grabbed the little man's tail and slammed it at the Lingwu Monument. The curse words from his previous life burst out. Even though the little man was the size of his body at the moment, he was still caught off guard.
Shi Huangzi smashed it away with a swing.
"Bang!"
The little man's huge body, grabbed by the tail by Shi Huangzi, was like a huge mallet hitting the Lingwu Monument, making a roar of gold and iron, shaking the entire space.
"boom!"
Xiao Nan was left with a spiritual monument that was like a mark left by a collision with glass. Suddenly, an unparalleled momentum and fluctuation erupted, sending Shi Huangzi and Xiao Nan flying three feet away.
In the little man's bitter cry of "Don't take away my martial spirit, don't steal my martial spirit", the huge spiritual monument sucked away the originally strong martial spirit.
A figure condensed that made Shi Huangzi and Xiaonan stunned. The Lingwu Monument turned into an existence that was half a jade slip and remained in the mind of the phantom.
Originally there was fog above that could not be explored, and there was dirt below like a thousand miles of earth. There was a thick golden martial aura in the middle and the spiritual martial tablet holding the pillar of heaven. Only this one, about one foot high and about two feet long, was left.
The shadow of a gigantic beast measuring ten feet.
The body is like an eagle's talons like a dragon, and the head is like a dog. On top of the dog's head is a golden beak-like scale that is buckled on the forehead and extends to the tip of its nose, just like the golden beak of the flying dragon and eagle emperor.
The two horns on its head are like unicorn horns, and the scales like golden dragon scales are emitting golden light. The dog's tail is still a dog's tail, but the tip of the dog's tail is in the shape of a golden sword feather. It is completely the same as the young man's appearance, but
A little bigger than that.
The giant beast stared at Shi Huangzi and Xiaonan strangely with its copper-bell-sized eyes, its aura rising continuously. It was a first-grade Zong, a second-grade Zong, and a third-grade Zong.
"Holy shit!"
Two milky sounds sounded at the same time, which made Deshihuangzicha think that the little boy could scream twice at the same time. However, the following words made Deshihuangzi finally understand that it was more and more like twins at the same time.
Make a sound.
"Holy shit, I've already hybridized, and how can I have a younger brother?"
"Why does this guy feel so weak?"
The young man had just said some inexplicable and clever words, and what followed was the loud bell-like sound of the young man No. 2, which contained naked contempt. Without waiting for the young man to refute, he said it again in a milky voice.
"Who disturbed my centuries-old sleep? Who took a picture to break the monument and open the tower? Those who want to open the tower and take a picture have a fight with me. No one else can help, otherwise the monument will be broken and the tower will be closed... I'm crazy..."
The originally rather deep sentences suddenly changed in style at the end, like a young boy jumping to his feet every time and roaring, with a look on his face that he had seen a ghost.
Xiao Nan No. 2 originally had the aura of a third-level sect or even a half-step senior level, but suddenly his aura of strength was exactly the same as that of Xiao Nan, except that their bodies were different in size.
"Haha, little man, kill yourself!"
Shi Huangzi burst out laughing, as if it had nothing to do with him and I had nothing to do to help you plunder the formation. Although the second male lead didn't finish his words, Shi Huangzi still understood why.
The meaning of taking a photo to break the stele and open the tower is that whoever touches the stele first will have the same appearance and strength as him. This is a challenge for yourself.
Only when you defeat this one yourself can you truly open the tower. You cannot rely on others. It also proves that this is the first beast to discover the stone tablet. Defeating it will open the tower passage and go straight to the second floor.
"roar!"
The little man who was despised by "himself" roared, and it also reacted and rushed towards the giant beast. In the blink of an eye, the two identical little men started fighting.
"Bang...bang...boom...boom..."
The little man swung out a claw, and the little man No. 2 also counterattacked with the same claw. With the same size difference in strength, the little man No. 2 relied on his advantage of being bigger to crush the little man with the same moves every time, making the little man
After a while, he was eating ashes from head to tail and was panting.
"I'll dodge!"
"I'll dodge!"
"I'm on the left!"
"I'm on the left!"
"I fart!"
"I fart!"
"I pee!"
"I pee!"
Every time the little boy said something and made a move, the little boy No. 2 also followed suit, but without the little boy's agility. In the end, the little boy seemed to have discovered something and started to play around.
In the end, they actually sat down, and the two "dogs" faced each other with the same attitude and sang "Heart Is Too Soft", like a repeater or a chorus.
"You are always too soft-hearted..."
"You are always too soft-hearted..."
"That's enough, Shi Xiaonan, do you still want to play at this time?"
Shi Huangzi couldn't stand it anymore and yelled at the young man. He really wanted to cook the young man and make his "Three Hundred Years Shadow" relapse, but he was still able to play with it despite beating him?
"Roar! The Lion King's soul kills!"
The little man felt a little angry when he heard Shi Huangzi. The dog that seemed to be playing a folk ballad suddenly got up and shouted loudly. A golden shadow appeared in front of it and roared at the little man No. 2.
.
The golden shadow was no different from its real body. As soon as it appeared, the whole world seemed to darken, and only the golden shadow swooping up in the mid-air illuminated the world.
The air was turbulent, the ground was shattered, and the clouds in the sky had lost their colors and were turbulent. A strong pressure burst out, making Shi Huangzi's knees weak.
The waves of the spiritual sea above his head were rising. Even if the Fire Sword Divine Art was running rapidly, solidifying the shape of the huge fire sword connecting the upper and lower parts in the spiritual sea, he still couldn't get rid of the sudden feeling.
A shattering feeling.
The roar was as domineering as a lion's, and the roar of a lion was like an earth-shaking dragon. That roar seemed like a huge wave driven by a strong wind blowing over the tranquil sea.
A wave ten meters high can break a boat and drown people, and a wave a hundred meters high can destroy a city. Xiaonan, the soul of the lion king, really set off a thousand-meter huge wave in the originally peaceful Lingwu territory, blowing Shi Huangzi's body.
The spiritual sea is swaying a little and is about to disappear.
"Click..."
The huge lion's head opened its mouth and bit the huge body of the little man No. 2. Its entire body and the little man's soul skills were shattered as soon as he showed his dull expression.
"boom!"
The golden shadow of the little man dissipated, and the body of the little man No. 2 was also annihilated. This blow only took three breaths from the time it was fired to the time it was completed, but it made Shi Huangzi almost faint and collapse. The power of the soul skill was so outrageous that the half-saint
The power of his soul and body is indeed extraordinary.
"clang!"
The Lingwu Monument fell and made a sound, and the young man's originally majestic aura was also eliminated. He slapped the Lingwu Monument hard with his paws, spat on the Lingwu Monument and submerged the stone monument, and said with some hatred.
"In the world, I am the only one who can crossbreed. Huang Tie, you have come up with such a thing just because you look down on you Jin... No, Xiao Huang, the number one divine beast on Xiao Huang's throne, is the young man, bah!"
"Bah, your sister, are you taking this opportunity to retaliate? Attack indiscriminately. I have a white sheep and wolf dog. I'll fuck your sister."
Shi Huangzi worked hard with the Fire Sword God Technique and finally calmed down the turmoil in the spiritual sea after the little boy's soul attack dissipated. He kicked the little boy hard and shouted loudly.
"Ah, it was a mistake. I was a little angry just now. All I could see was that bastard. Three hundred years of resentment exploded in my mind, and I went off the rails for a moment!"
The little man pulled his head out of the ground and turned around to chat with Shi Huangzi. His wagging tail and flattering look, his breathing and his tongue stretched out like "you are the boss" made Shi Huangzi for the first time.
Once I felt like "there really are dogs in this Martial Continent".