Three days ago, this good-for-nothing and idiot took a big white dog into the mountains. He was found unconscious in an abandoned trap. The big white dog that fell with him thought its owner was dead and was already being dug up.
The soil buried him halfway. Fortunately, he was discovered in time, otherwise the newly reborn Shi Huangzi would probably have died young in another world before he woke up.
"But... I'm still a loser now!"
"Woof woof..."
While Shi Huangzi was still struggling, the cheerful barking of a dog came from outside the courtyard. In the blink of an eye, it rushed forward. When Shi Huangzi saw this thing, he felt a little uneasy.
"Let me strangle it. Is this a dog?"
The Great Danes, Tibetan Mastiffs, Pit Bulls, Bulldogs, etc. on Earth in the previous life were all not on the same level. Just this one in front of me could easily surpass the above several dog breeds, or it could be said that it was the best known dog breed on Earth in that life.
There are several streets of all dog breeds out there.
The height at the shoulders is at least 1.5 meters, and the body length is about 1.8 meters. These are not important. The data of some very large dogs on the earth can also reach this level. What makes Shi Huangzi stunned is the thick limbs and horse-like body.
It has a body like a deer, a head like a lion, and horns like a dragon on its head. If it weren't completely white and had some firelight lingering on it, it would be a cousin of the majestic mythical beast Qilin.
ah.
"Woof!"
With a cry of joy, he pounced directly on Shi Huangzi. In an instant, Shi Huangzi was filled with happiness and fear. The second before he fainted, he only thought that he was still barking like a dog.
When Dabai's saliva almost covered Shi Huangzi's face, he finally woke up. A feeling of nausea came, and he couldn't help but quickly find a basin of cold water and bury his face in it. Shi Xiaocui, who followed Dabai in and stood aside,
It's the arrival of deep resentment.
"Do you dislike Dabai? This is the puppy my father picked up as a gift to me in Cangmang Mountain before he left. I gave it to you again. It has been fifteen years. Do you dislike it now that you have lost your memory?"
"How dare I?"
Shi Huangzi said weakly in his heart, saying that he was a dog lover in his last life, and his family also had a male dog named Dabai with white hair, but that Dabai was too outrageous.
At that time, the white hair of a bitch in the village coincided with the onset of puberty. For three whole days, we and I stayed together and stayed at that person's house without even returning home.
As a result, he ran back three days later, looking very depressed. At first, I thought it was because the dog finally had a conscience and remembered who its owner was. However, the owner of the bitch came and told me that your Dabai and my bitch were at the well.
While playing, I actually threw my female dog into the well. Fortunately, I found it quickly.
But this was a bit off topic. He glared at Dabai and An Feng. Shi Huangzi stared at Shi Xiaocui so hard that the little girl blushed. When Xiaocui was confused, Shi Huangzi quickly spoke up.
"Who did you teach yesterday?"
"Yes...it's Li Jing and the others." Looking at Shi Huangzi, who suddenly changed his style and became serious, Shi Xiaocui answered with some anxiety. After Shi Huangzi woke up, he gave Shi Xiaocui a kind of
Very strange feeling.
"Li Jing?" Shi Huangzi narrowed his eyes. According to the plots in previous movies, TV series, and novels, there must be something fishy about him going into the mountains to "pass out" this time. According to the principle of who benefits, who is suspected, this Li Jing or Li, Wang
The two clans are highly suspicious.
After all, part of the quarrel between the three clans is because of him. Although they have been playing like this for so many years, maybe they are trying to comfort their menopausal imbalances that they have been holding back for so many years, or maybe they are trying to test the Stone clan? After all, he is the one who suppresses the clan with force.
The grandfather who served me has not appeared for fifteen years. As time goes by, it is easy for people to forget the lesson. After all, the county magistrate is not as good as the current one.
Besides, it’s not that I was often secretly bullied by them, it’s just that the loser gave up on himself and became submissive. The Stone Clan couldn’t find a direct reason for it. They could only treat it as a small fight between children and turn a blind eye. When I think of this,
At this point, Shi Huangzi's eyes revealed a light that vowed not to be a human being unless he took revenge.
"Xiao Huanghuang, Li Jing and the others are warriors of the fourth level of the Martial Pulse Realm. Don't be impulsive."
"Don't be impulsive? No matter how high-ranking a master you are, I don't believe you are holding back your martial spirit to be on guard when squatting in a manhole?" Shi Huangzi's eyes flashed coldly, and he thought to himself.
Although I was hurt by a woman in my previous life, I still have character and dignity as a man. If I were to take a bus and get hit by someone's stinky fart in my previous life, I would just kick him, not to mention that I passed out in this life.
Shi Xiaocui of mine would kill them directly.
Not to mention that this matter was caused by them, they also had a long-standing grudge before. Although he has lost his memory, this person named Li Jing has been labeled as an enemy by him. Now that he has been reborn, he has been influenced by the earth's civilization for thirty years.
How could a young guy survive in such a useless way?
Looking at Shi Huangzi who was particularly calm, Shi Xiaocui was indeed a little panicked and said hurriedly: "Xiao Huanghuang, I'm just suspicious. They always laughed at you before. When I heard them laughing at you yesterday, I couldn't help but beat him up.
They can relieve their grievances in one meal!"
"Just to relieve the resentment in your heart?"
Listening to Shi Xiaocui's words, Shi Huangzi thought with some interest in his heart: This is a bit like how you can't bear to see the tears on my palms, which breaks my peace of mind. If you come over, I promise not to slap you to death.
"What else? Why do they always laugh at you and bully you? Aren't you just a fourth-level martial artist? I am an eighth-level martial artist who is almost ready to become a martial artist. I can't deal with them easily." As he said this, Shi Xiaocui held his head high and indignantly.
However.
Looking at the sizable breasts, Shi Huangzi felt that some women should not be offended. Then he smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't be impulsive!"
Even though he said this, he still thought in his heart, "No matter what your martial arts skills are, I will drown you with my watermelon knife, big bench, and stone bricks. As long as we live under the same blue sky, I have all the means."
revenge."
.......
The next day, when the sun slowly rose shyly from the Cangmang Mountains, and the dazzling sunlight fell on the earth to warm the stone village surrounded by green mountains and deep in the jungle, Shi Huangzi and Dabai pushed open the courtyard door.
He began his second day of life after traveling to another world and waking up. Today's task is to lay a good foundation for the masses. In vernacular, it means to become familiar with the masses and understand the situation deeply.
In fact, Shi Huangzi is more concerned about how to practice, but there is no way. His time-travel is not like what some time-travel articles say, where he merges the memory of the original body owner and understands the other world as soon as he time-travels, but it is real.
He was blind with his eyes open. It seemed that all the protagonist's lights had nothing to do with him, and he could only explore by himself step by step. Looking at Dabai with a high-spirited face, the flawless white hair on his body was so eye-catching in the sun, Shi Huangzi couldn't help but take a picture.
Forehead: I am completely a noob!
"Hi, auntie."
"Hi, grandma."
...
It took a whole morning, after meeting the elders in the clan ranging from seventy or eighty years old to the little kid who was still chewing milk. After getting lost several times while stumbling, Shi Huangzi finally figured out the general route of the Stone clan.
The layout is imprinted in my mind. Of course, every time I add some lightness and sincerity.
After everyone said hello, there would be faint comments from behind, "Is this kid acting stupid again? What is he?", but Shi Huangzi comforted himself with the words "I have lost my memory, I am a baby" and did not care about the clan members.
, after all, he is now a member of the Stone Clan.
"Goo!"
There were noisy sounds coming from the stomach other than the five internal organs of the human body, including the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. Shi Huangzi stood in the middle of the stone village road, looking at the royal family and the Li family's scattered courtyards opposite, feeling a little uncertain. Should he go there first?
The Li and Wang clans should take a walk to figure out the route of "committing crimes" in the future, or should they go home first to find their own Xiaocui and let her comfort their stomachs?
"Goo!"
When he was wavering, his stomach growled again, and Dabai beside him also pulled his head. No wonder, one person and one dog worked all night long until dawn to cultivate their relationship, and the relationship has not been exhausted to this day.
"Forget it, let's go home and eat before we talk. As the saying goes, if you are well-fed and well-fed, you will be reliable in your work!"
Thinking like this, Shi Huangzi whistled, turned around, twisted his butt, and stepped forward. The direction he was heading towards was Shi Xiaocui's house next to his small courtyard. He cheered in his heart, "Xiao Cui, I'm here!"
"Ouch!" A strange ouch sound came from behind Shi Huangzi.
“Ouch, Taiwanese accent!”
Shi Huangzi frowned, because this ouch was really disgusting. The person who made such an tone was either vulgar or ugly and was outraged by both humans and gods. Dabai next to him had already grinned and let out a warning sound.
Sure enough, after Shi Huangzi turned around and saw the speaker clearly, he couldn't help but take two steps back. His heart was filled with turmoil. How could there be such a person in this world, worthy of such lush trees, towering mountains, and those dancing graceful people?
Butterflies flutter in the wind.
The guy with a mole on his brow, a crooked mouth, slanted eyes, a fat body and a few "hairs" hanging over his head, with a wicked smile on his face, was followed by three more normal-looking guys, who were mocking
Look at him.
Shi Huangzi thought for a while, held back the rising acid water, clasped his fists with his hands and said to the four of them: "Good afternoon, dear friends!"
There is no way, the first one was a descendant of a country with five thousand years of etiquette in his previous life. Although these guys can be seen as bad guys at first glance, they would not hit the smiling person with their hands, not to mention that they have such high moral integrity, so they still hit them politely.
He said hello; secondly, the Stone Clan really didn’t have many young people in their prime. When he walked around the Stone Clan, he found that no one was the same age as him except Shi Xiaocui. Except for the four guys in front of him, he tried his best to imitate the ancient people’s words.
"Haha, trash, idiot!"
"The sun is out in the west, Brother Jing. This idiot was kicked into the trap by us, and now he doesn't run away when he sees us!"
"He actually stopped running and even said hello!"
“Not only can I say hello, but my words also make people feel less stupid!”
.......
After Shi Huangzi said hello, the four people in front of him began to laugh unbridledly, which stunned Shi Huangzi for a moment. After carefully analyzing their words, Shi Huangzi was a little bit confused by that crooked melon and cracked date.
His blinded eyes and short-circuited brain finally came to his senses, "Hey, these four guys in front of me are the culprits who made my previous self burp."
"To fight or not to fight?"
Thinking that these are those bastards, Shi Huangzi wanted to raise his fist. Dabai next to him seemed to understand Shi Huangzi's thoughts. He hunched over and grinned, and his two front paws were already deeply dug into the soil on the road.
Here, as long as Shi Huangzi gives an order, Dabai, his Qilin cousin who maintains good qualities of protecting his master, will show him his extremely brave side.
"Ouch!"
The fat man with a crooked mouth, Li Jing, looked at Shi Huangzi and the big white dog next to him, who were ready to attack. He raised his brows slightly and narrowed his eyes into a slit. He once again said something that made Shi Huangzi so disgusted that he wanted to fuck his mother.
Ouch" sound.
"Ouch, that's too much!"
Shi Huangzi cursed in his heart. He was no longer the same person as before. He had already taken a step forward with his left foot. But when Shi Huangzi took that step and leaned forward to fly up, he clearly saw the opposite side.
The four of them had expressions and sneers that said, "Come and feed me."